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« on: Apr 01, 2006, 05:16:09 PM »
...because his cock won't fit.

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« Reply #1 on: Apr 01, 2006, 08:40:01 PM »
What does it mean if I already imagined exactly what it would be before the page loaded?

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« Reply #2 on: Apr 02, 2006, 06:52:17 AM »
Yeah a Rooster that's too big for a cardboard box.....


That is what it is isn't it?  

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« Reply #3 on: Apr 02, 2006, 06:54:32 PM »
April Fool's Day sucks.  The only decent AFD related thing I've seen in years is when Adam pretended someone else took over his domain.  The fucking farting over the Adult Swim anime and the spam at Toonzone where normally coherent posters act like drooling idiots wasn't cool.

Merla was telling me she heard pranks done after noon on the 1st were bad luck.  Anyone else hear that one?

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« Reply #4 on: Apr 02, 2006, 06:57:29 PM »
I thought the farting on Full Metal was funny but I was so wasted it probably really wasn't

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« Reply #5 on: Apr 02, 2006, 07:09:27 PM »
Damn right.

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« Reply #6 on: Apr 02, 2006, 07:39:36 PM »
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I thought the farting on Full Metal was funny but I was so wasted it probably really wasn't
I'll drink to that.

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« Reply #7 on: Apr 03, 2006, 01:02:51 AM »
I was so afraid they were going to put that farting track over GITS, but thankfully they didn't.
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« Reply #8 on: Apr 03, 2006, 06:15:31 AM »
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I was so afraid they were going to put that farting track over GITS, but thankfully they didn't.
They did in the re-airing.

I thought it was funny on FMA. I only saw the last 10 minutes but it was great. Little Alphonse is all like "I can only do this ^_^" to his mom and there's a nice *braaaaapp* of humility
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« Reply #9 on: Apr 04, 2006, 04:49:05 AM »
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I was so afraid they were going to put that farting track over GITS, but thankfully they didn't.
So was I.  You know, it's not as if I haven't ever laughed at a damn fart before, but that many just wasn't funny.  (Especially when they cut over dialogue.)  Why didn't they add some other f/x like car crashes and Harpo Marx horns or something else?  How could a half hour of gross farts be so amusing?  It's like what are you, two?

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« Reply #10 on: Apr 04, 2006, 05:04:30 AM »
Yeah it was just fart after fart, I wouldn't have minded if they had just put them in the intro, but over the whole damn show..damn.But it wasn't as bad as when they showed the same Screwy Squirrel cartoon for like 12 fucking hours straight. Anyone else remember that or am I the only one? Anyways that was a damn annoying Aprils Fools days. I wanted to watch Centurions damnit!
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« Reply #11 on: Apr 04, 2006, 05:19:13 AM »
The past few years I've had CN, I've almost never watched it on April Fool's.  Not on purpose, hell, I usually forget what day it is.  It just didn't work out that way.  I don't think I've been missing anything from the sounds of it.

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« Reply #12 on: Apr 04, 2006, 05:30:11 AM »
I avoid the internet on Apirl's Fools day.  You don't know what too and not to believe on that day...So I just don't come on and then on 2nd it's all sorted out what was and wasn't a joke.  

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« Reply #13 on: Apr 04, 2006, 05:33:43 AM »
Like I said, I really just forget what day it is.  So granted someone hasn't posted "HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S" or isn't being too retarded, I'm generally easy to fool.

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« Reply #14 on: Apr 04, 2006, 06:01:12 AM »
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I avoid the internet on Apirl's Fools day.  You don't know what too and not to believe on that day...So I just don't come on and then on 2nd it's all sorted out what was and wasn't a joke.
But iff you do that, the April Foolers win!

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« Reply #15 on: Apr 04, 2006, 06:04:45 AM »
Don't worry....they are sitting on some oil, they'll be delt with soon enough.

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« Reply #16 on: Apr 04, 2006, 08:43:54 AM »
I was amused at the scribbled faces on Witch Hunter Robin....last year? Year before?

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