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Re: Hows do I drives car?
« Reply #30 on: Nov 29, 2007, 12:04:12 PM »
They didn't mean for the poor.

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Re: Hows do I drives car?
« Reply #31 on: Nov 30, 2007, 12:53:47 PM »
When i got my last car 4 years ago, it was a '97 and I bought it for $1500 and it was in very good condition. The same car now seems to go for $3000. I just can't believe that early 90's cars are going for $1000-2000 nowadays. I guess everyone's just desparate for money.
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Re: Hows do I drives car?
« Reply #32 on: Nov 30, 2007, 09:00:27 PM »
Or maybe they're cars that are over ten years old and thus depreciated in value.  We'll possibly never know.

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Re: Hows do I drives car?
« Reply #33 on: Dec 01, 2007, 01:10:06 PM »
The cars I've looked at shouldn't be priced more than $500 considering the condition they're in.
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Bring it you bitch!
« Reply #34 on: Dec 01, 2007, 01:48:31 PM »
When I crashed the car I didn't let the other woman in the car know that I was delivering pizza. I didn't even have a sign on my car, and I certainly didn't give her that info because I wanted to keep my company out of it, except if their own insurance would help pay for anything, and that's between me and the company, not her and the company.

But then the bitch has to turn around and call one of those "TV personal injury" attorneys. She's suing me and the company for damages and costs.

In other words the bitch is like most dumbass Americans, they want to sue for millions to get rich quick and steal someone else's money. That's the problem with this country, the idiots who live here are too lawsuit happy, they'll sue over the smallest thing. "OMG, I slipped on a patch of ice and bruised my hip, I'm going to sue the sidewalk company!"


I looked at the firm's website... they're like any other "get rich quick" firm.

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No other personal injury lawyer or law firm in Michigan has received more million dollar verdicts and settlements helping injured clients after serious car accidents and truck accidents. The highest reported trial verdicts in Michigan for pain and suffering and economic loss allows our lawyers to recover better settlements for our clients.

Do I LOOK like I have a million dollars? There were no injuries in the accident, it wasn't severe enough. It was a fender-bender not a major collison. Pain and suffering my ass.

Fuck this woman. She needs to settle this the old-fasioned way, mano-e-mano. Put me in a ring with her, I'll settle this shit. I should see if IDE is willing to help me kick some greedy bitch ass.
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Re: Bring it you bitch!
« Reply #35 on: Dec 01, 2007, 04:05:00 PM »
If this wasn't legally your fault its an auto win for you. 

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Re: Hows do I drives car?
« Reply #36 on: Dec 02, 2007, 11:04:07 PM »
Sorry to those who have dialup.



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Re: Hows do I drives car?
« Reply #37 on: Dec 03, 2007, 06:50:57 AM »
How fast were you going?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
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Re: Hows do I drives car?
« Reply #38 on: Dec 03, 2007, 09:00:50 AM »
Hows do I posts a topic?  By not creating two threads on the exact same subject when the previous one is still near the top of the first page.

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Re: Hows do I drives car?
« Reply #39 on: Dec 03, 2007, 12:04:35 PM »
I predict that this accident was D's fault and that he's going to get owned in court.

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Re: Hows do I drives car?
« Reply #40 on: Dec 04, 2007, 11:45:37 AM »
Where DID the lawsuit thread go?

The lady doesn't want to sue, she just wants to collect damages from either my insurance or my business. She called and was all saying sorry for everything.
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Re: Hows do I drives car?
« Reply #41 on: Dec 04, 2007, 11:58:49 AM »
Where DID the lawsuit thread go?

It's merged with this one.  Hence my earlier comment.

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Re: Hows do I drives car?
« Reply #42 on: Dec 04, 2007, 12:40:02 PM »
Dude what is your problem?  You have a bad habit of creating new threads when posting in the older ones would have sufficed. 

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Avoid the bargain network
« Reply #43 on: Dec 05, 2007, 11:32:28 PM »
I wonder if this is too related to my car crash topic to have it's own.... nahhhhh.... :joe:


Yea, you've probably seen the ads on TV for Bargain Network, and cheap ass cars, or an ad in the classifieds talking about $500 cars with a number. First off, in order to join you have to pay a monthly fee... there is some sort of 30 day trial but  you have to enter your credit card so they can start charging you without permission after the 30 days are up, and I think it's $20 a week or some stupid shit like that.

They'll also try to sign you up for 50 other "deals", aka telemarketers who will try to sell you shit and sign up for their $50 a month "discount card" programs, or magazines that are free or cheap for the first 2 months.

The list of auctions they sent me are all far away from me and many are out of state, and almost all of them DO NOT auction cars.

The auctions listed on their website are similar. None are less than 15 miles away and all of them were for things like stamps or art or some shit like that... I only found 1 car auction and that's in Toledo.

As for their car search, I looked for cars $5000 and less, and didn't find ANY in my home town and about 3 in adjacent towns. The search is nothing different than what you'd find at Autotrader.com or Ebay or some shit like that, and those are FREE.

I have yet to find any $500 cars OR police auctions as they said they had in their TV ads... False advertisment fuckers!

So yes, Bargain Network is a scam. Please spread the word so they'll go out of business and starve and resort to gay sex to pay their bills.
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Re: Avoid the bargain network
« Reply #44 on: Dec 06, 2007, 12:58:37 AM »
I'm going through vehix.com to find my new car.  I've found a nice camaro that I might get so far.

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Re: Hows do I drives car?
« Reply #45 on: Dec 06, 2007, 05:20:19 PM »
I wonder if this is too related to my car crash topic to have it's own.... nahhhhh.... :joe:

Should've gone with your gut.

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Re: Hows do I drives car?
« Reply #46 on: Dec 06, 2007, 09:42:48 PM »
You were reading while you were driving? It's all your fault. I'd sue your dumb ass too.

Is there a Goodwill that sells cars in your town? You can usually get a really good one for less than $800.


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Re: Hows do I drives car?
« Reply #47 on: Dec 08, 2007, 02:32:15 PM »
Where did I say I was reading? I was looking for a street address because I was at work delivering a pizza.


I has new car! It's an old POS, but it runs okay, and it doesn't leak fluids, sputter, cough, or die, so oh well. The Vin number has the word Fapp in it, so I christen this vehicle...

The Fap Mobile!!!

Who thinks I should get a license plate that says that?

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Re: Hows do I drives car?
« Reply #48 on: Dec 08, 2007, 02:40:51 PM »
Where DID the lawsuit thread go?

The lady doesn't want to sue, she just wants to collect damages from either my insurance or my business.
I thought you said she didn't know where you work at??

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Re: Hows do I drives car?
« Reply #49 on: Dec 08, 2007, 08:57:33 PM »
I just figured she Nancy Drew'd his place of employment somehow.