Author Topic: Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! (Read 6149 times)

humanist777 · « **on:** Dec 24, 2005, 01:46:49 PM »

Hello,
I wish happiness and prosperity to all! Merry Christmas and Happy new Year.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #1 on:** Dec 24, 2005, 01:54:46 PM »

I don't understand. Where's the gay pr0n link?

Extra Zero · « **Reply #2 on:** Dec 24, 2005, 02:53:10 PM »

WORST SPAM EVER.

Rama · « **Reply #3 on:** Dec 24, 2005, 05:48:48 PM »

The last person offered us all the known knowledge of the world, and all you brought was a "Merry Christmas and Happy New Year." ? Bogus.

IDE · « **Reply #4 on:** Dec 24, 2005, 06:13:25 PM »

After aquiring all the knowledge in the world I knew there was nothing of interest in this thread.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #5 on:** Dec 25, 2005, 10:26:36 AM »

Where's the god damn pr0n?

Retarded_shellspark · « **Reply #6 on:** Dec 27, 2005, 12:56:25 PM »

Why is a humanist wishing us a happy religious holiday?

Extra Zero · « **Reply #7 on:** Dec 27, 2005, 04:17:59 PM »

Irony?

Bitch · « **Reply #8 on:** Dec 27, 2005, 11:51:30 PM »

I just wished everyone Happy Mithras and got wierd looks from all the people who didn't know what I was talking about (everyone).

Sam · « **Reply #9 on:** Dec 28, 2005, 12:03:21 PM »

Because no one cares about obscure greek cults.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #10 on:** Dec 28, 2005, 12:22:31 PM »

Pretty much.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #11 on:** Dec 28, 2005, 12:46:43 PM »

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I just wished everyone Happy Mithras and got wierd looks from all the people who didn't know what I was talking about (everyone).

Sorry, what is mithras?

Bitch · « **Reply #12 on:** Dec 28, 2005, 01:58:46 PM »

A religion that was gaining popularity in Rome around the same time as Christianity. The Roman Catholics ripped off their winter holy day to keep Christians from converting to Mithraism, which is why we now have Christmas.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #13 on:** Dec 28, 2005, 07:22:45 PM »

Christmas versus Mithras. ....Hmmm.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #14 on:** Dec 28, 2005, 08:15:37 PM »

I like how Mithras sound. Mitra in spanish is slang for head :-D

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #15 on:** Dec 28, 2005, 09:11:47 PM »

I find it terrily believeable that no one knew what you were talking about. That was the point, wasn't it?

Bitch · « **Reply #16 on:** Dec 28, 2005, 10:34:01 PM »

Of course.

B E C K · « **Reply #17 on:** Dec 28, 2005, 10:56:35 PM »

Happy day of giving of the head to everyone's falafel therein. We are the learning yes?

The D · « **Reply #18 on:** Dec 28, 2005, 11:14:41 PM »

I perfer Mithras over Christianity anyway... they have catgirls.

Bitch · « **Reply #19 on:** Dec 29, 2005, 07:39:30 AM »

So you're a pedo furry now? So, pedobeastialphilia? Do you also like dead people, necropedobeastialphiliac?

Sam · « **Reply #20 on:** Dec 29, 2005, 09:01:03 AM »

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necropedobeastialphiliac?

He has sex with dead puppies?

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #21 on:** Dec 29, 2005, 10:47:22 AM »

Holy Fucking Cow, Martha.

Bitch · « **Reply #22 on:** Dec 29, 2005, 12:36:59 PM »

You mean calf.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #23 on:** Dec 29, 2005, 01:43:30 PM »

With all the "Merry Christmas" vs. "Happy Holidays" crap this year, I want to order cards next year with a picturesque winter scene outside and a big red fancy-script "BITE ME" inside.

The D · « **Reply #24 on:** Dec 29, 2005, 09:33:36 PM »

There's nothing furry about a Mithra.

Bitch · « **Reply #25 on:** Dec 29, 2005, 10:00:49 PM »

But there is everything furry about a catgirl.

Author Topic: Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! (Read 6149 times)

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