Author Topic: hAppy Hangover 2006 (Read 6199 times)

B E C K · « **Reply #30 on:** Jan 05, 2006, 01:20:03 AM »

So what else's in there? Chapstick, prell, checkbook and pen, comb, small tube of Lubriderm, hair gel, mini Kleenex pack, gum...

Extra Zero · « **Reply #31 on:** Jan 05, 2006, 01:46:46 AM »

All that and a turtle.

Sam · « **Reply #32 on:** Jan 05, 2006, 08:31:05 AM »

bag = suitcase/duffelbag/sack/what my 3 days worth of clothing and other stuff was stored in

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #33 on:** Jan 05, 2006, 12:11:39 PM »

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Where else could he store his Flava Flav sunglasses? Not like that shit folds up!

OMG I HATE FLAVA FLAV! he looks like an anorexic rat, he's so ugly and disgusting :'(

B E C K · « **Reply #34 on:** Jan 06, 2006, 01:09:21 PM »

Werd!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #35 on:** Jan 06, 2006, 02:49:54 PM »

I can't believe there are 20 girls that fight each other for this disgusting man (you know, his new tv program)

Rama · « **Reply #36 on:** Jan 06, 2006, 04:32:56 PM »

Yeah women jumping all over an ugly guy just cause he is famous, and has money. How unsual.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #37 on:** Jan 06, 2006, 05:07:16 PM »

Yeah! Who knows! Maybe next Las Vegas will have HOOKERS!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #38 on:** Jan 06, 2006, 05:15:01 PM »

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Yeah women jumping all over an ugly guy just cause he is famous, and has money. How unsual.

I wouldn't jump over an ugly guy just because he has money.

Guest · « **Reply #39 on:** Jan 06, 2006, 05:44:34 PM »

I got drunk off tequila, vodka, and Graves vodka. Then I toaked up, not realizing my cousin brought Chronic. Then while floating, I went to poo, and the motions caused me to vomit, heavily. I then fell asleep in the tub. When I awoke it was 5 am and I showered and crawled to bed.

What was even worse was, new years day me, my bro (who matched me that night) and my Dad went to the Patriots / Dolphins game. While the seats kicked ass, the night before kicked my ass. Chronic sucks when ingesting massive amounts of tequila and Graves.

x.x

Rama · « **Reply #40 on:** Jan 07, 2006, 12:01:39 AM »

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Yeah women jumping all over an ugly guy just cause he is famous, and has money. How unsual.
I wouldn't jump over an ugly guy just because he has money.

That's cause you are already rich. Most of these women arn't as well off and hope to better themselves through the use of their vagina.

tomduo · « **Reply #41 on:** Jan 07, 2006, 02:19:14 PM »

Alot of women are going to be fucked since many men are becoming dumber and poorer than women, since more women go to college and take the high end jobs. Apparently it will become a problem.

IDE · « **Reply #42 on:** Jan 07, 2006, 02:28:27 PM »

Luckily I opt out of that paradigm by default since women only use me for my looks.

B E C K · « **Reply #43 on:** Jan 08, 2006, 01:26:42 AM »

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Yeah women jumping all over an ugly guy just cause he is famous, and has money. How unsual.
I wouldn't jump over an ugly guy just because he has money.

Really! What the hell happened to at least 'remotely attractive'? Flava Flav is like scraping the bottom of the barrel, not finding anything, and looking under the barrel and scraping that.

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Alot of women are going to be fucked since many men are becoming dumber and poorer than women, since more women go to college and take the high end jobs. Apparently it will become a problem.

Oh shit, man. Not that I have any statistics to support this nor will I look for any, since I'm lazier and less dorky than Squerla, but it seems every other girl my age that's married is supporting a giant, whining, video-game/gangsta obsessed childish pancreas with a dick. How could they even *want* to fuck that? Where are the standards here? Why the hell would they WANT to support another child? He has to be missing legs or something, shit. If it's between an existence like that and a Hitachi for life, pass me the goddamn batteries.

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Luckily I opt out of that paradigm by default since women only use me for my looks.

Good for you. "Boy-toy" it til you can't no more.

tomduo · « **Reply #44 on:** Jan 08, 2006, 10:29:07 PM »

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Where else could he store his Flava Flav sunglasses? Not like that shit folds up!
OMG I HATE FLAVA FLAV! he looks like an anorexic rat, he's so ugly and disgusting :'(

Agreed. The girls on his show... we me and Kary just saw, look like crackheads. Not even the good kind either.

B E C K · « **Reply #45 on:** Jan 09, 2006, 06:44:22 PM »

I didn't know there were good kind.

tomduo · « **Reply #46 on:** Jan 09, 2006, 08:10:55 PM »

Well it depends on what they have to offer.

Rama · « **Reply #47 on:** Jan 10, 2006, 01:09:53 AM »

Well it won't be crack...they never share.

Author Topic: hAppy Hangover 2006 (Read 6199 times)

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