Author Topic: Okay, I'm speechless (Read 14619 times)

Bernie AKA · « **on:** Aug 02, 2005, 11:21:37 AM »

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Brew PROBLEM! need help!, Babys diaper fell in primary fermentator

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No joke! My wife had a pissy diaper on on the top shelf (have no idea why!!)

And It fell in when I was reaching for the Lid! I quick got it out, and ran up stairs to see if it was a used, or unused diaper.....
IT WAS USED!!!

It was a Hefewizen!!!

Now what! Should I throw this out or not

NEED HELP

***NOT A JOKE****

A nice frothy Tinklewizen, sir? :x

MegatronYES · « **Reply #1 on:** Aug 02, 2005, 12:55:30 PM »

Jesus. :huh:

joe · « **Reply #2 on:** Aug 02, 2005, 02:37:46 PM »

Heh. On the other hand, most homemade liquor tastes like piss anyway.

Merla · « **Reply #3 on:** Aug 02, 2005, 03:08:19 PM »

Yeah and it taste like shit too.

Rama · « **Reply #4 on:** Aug 02, 2005, 03:34:37 PM »

It'll give the Beer a hearty texture and that little tang at the end.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #5 on:** Aug 02, 2005, 03:38:48 PM »

You'll shut the hell up.

Rama · « **Reply #6 on:** Aug 02, 2005, 03:41:34 PM »

Plus.....The Prize. CORN!!!!!!

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #7 on:** Aug 02, 2005, 06:46:09 PM »

EW.
>_> Faye might drink it. Lame joke, but I figured I'd get the first one in before Tom.

Fiero · « **Reply #8 on:** Aug 02, 2005, 07:03:34 PM »

HAR HAR HAR, now where's my Urinalager.

B E C K · « **Reply #9 on:** Aug 02, 2005, 07:15:40 PM »

Maybe it's the bleach job talking, but I don't get it. They're asking to stick piss in their beer or what? Why would anyone ask whether or not to keep a used diaper?

Rama · « **Reply #10 on:** Aug 02, 2005, 11:40:39 PM »

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>_> Faye might drink it. Lame joke, but I figured I'd get the first one in before Tom.

Hey yeah! Get Faye to drink it, Faye will drink anything!

WHERE'S THE BEEF!!!!!!

Extra Zero · « **Reply #11 on:** Aug 03, 2005, 12:18:24 AM »

In the fridge! *ZING!*

Derrick · « **Reply #12 on:** Aug 03, 2005, 12:37:13 AM »

Am I that bad?

MegatronYES · « **Reply #13 on:** Aug 03, 2005, 01:45:08 AM »

You don't really want an answer to that.

Derrick · « **Reply #14 on:** Aug 03, 2005, 02:19:29 AM »

Fiero · « **Reply #15 on:** Aug 03, 2005, 08:03:24 AM »

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Maybe it's the bleach job talking, but I don't get it. They're asking to stick piss in their beer or what? Why would anyone ask whether or not to keep a used diaper?

They're asking if they should keep the beer that a pissy diaper fell into.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #16 on:** Aug 03, 2005, 10:02:42 AM »

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>_> Faye might drink it. Lame joke, but I figured I'd get the first one in before Tom.

Hey yeah! Get Faye to drink it, Faye will drink anything!

WHERE'S THE BEEF!!!!!!

I dont drink as much beer as before. im afraid i might get a beer belly:(

Derrick · « **Reply #17 on:** Aug 03, 2005, 11:50:43 AM »

What about cottage cheese thunder thighs?

MegatronYES · « **Reply #18 on:** Aug 03, 2005, 12:01:19 PM »

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Maybe it's the bleach job talking, but I don't get it. They're asking to stick piss in their beer or what? Why would anyone ask whether or not to keep a used diaper?
They're asking if they should keep the beer that a pissy diaper fell into.

No, no. They're askng whther to keep the blender into which the diaper fell. Touch one, really.

Fiero · « **Reply #19 on:** Aug 04, 2005, 10:06:20 PM »

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Maybe it's the bleach job talking, but I don't get it. They're asking to stick piss in their beer or what? Why would anyone ask whether or not to keep a used diaper?
They're asking if they should keep the beer that a pissy diaper fell into.
No, no. They're askng whther to keep the blender into which the diaper fell. Touch one, really.

Oh, right, they already drank the beer, of course.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #20 on:** Aug 05, 2005, 10:41:49 AM »

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What about cottage cheese thunder thighs?

eww fuck no
my thighs are incredibly fine

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** Aug 05, 2005, 04:35:46 PM »

OHHHH.... well, I guess that depends how nice the blender is, how disgusted they were by it, and if they can afford to go out and get a new one. I'd just get the hot water and bleach and go to town on it. Then I'd kill and feast on the child.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #22 on:** Aug 08, 2005, 11:40:02 AM »

The guy's primary fermenting vat was located under a shelf or shelves. Whilst lifting off the lid to chell the progress of his beer, he bumped the shelf upon which a urine-laden diaper was resting, thus sending the ripe piss-baggie hurtling into the brew. He fished it out, but wanted to know if the beer was still drinkable or if he had to start all over. The problem was not sanitation of the vessel, but the contents.

I think he needs to put his skanky wife who apparently leaves pee bombs all over the damn place in the fermentor with the ruined batch and roll her down a few hills. <_<

Faye · « **Reply #23 on:** Aug 15, 2005, 04:28:45 PM »

or he should get a nanny

MegatronYES · « **Reply #24 on:** Aug 15, 2005, 10:34:25 PM »

Yeah. And screw her! Screw his nanny!

Screw my nanny!

Screw you! :angry:

Rama · « **Reply #25 on:** Aug 16, 2005, 12:29:39 AM »

Wait....are any of those people hot?

Faye · « **Reply #26 on:** Aug 16, 2005, 11:33:59 AM »

moi!

haha no, i dont know. im very humble

Rama · « **Reply #27 on:** Aug 17, 2005, 05:48:04 AM »

Bah, I'd only screw you if I had a condem made of lead!

Sorry.....I couldn't help myself. It was too easy an insult, I just couldn't let it go. The devil made me do it....He's a cheeky bastard.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #28 on:** Aug 17, 2005, 10:20:27 AM »

All the sailors in the Franklin Expedition went mad from lead poisioning. That's what lead-condomed shenanigans will get you.

Rama · « **Reply #29 on:** Aug 17, 2005, 03:51:27 PM »

Well it's either lead posioning or the deadly radiation of Faye's little friend. Besides I'd only be in there 5-6 seconds tops. LOL!

But maybe I should have went with a different insult, like: "They say everyone is a little gay, and they also say that when you sleep with someone you are sleeping with everyone they slept with, but sister I'm not THAT gay!"