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« Reply #30 on: Aug 07, 2005, 08:06:54 PM »
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Hahaha...Boyscout Fisting Merit Badge...
I know, they're fucking evil, I'm proud to be an Eagle Scout.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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« Reply #31 on: Aug 07, 2005, 08:42:08 PM »
what's an eagle scout?

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« Reply #32 on: Aug 07, 2005, 09:43:11 PM »
An even bigger Virgin.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #33 on: Aug 08, 2005, 12:42:44 AM »
So that must make you a Scoutmaster, huh Tom?
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« Reply #34 on: Aug 08, 2005, 01:29:13 AM »
Eagle scouts are the ones that fly over and scoop up the boyscouts in their mightly baleen.
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« Reply #35 on: Aug 08, 2005, 12:23:17 PM »
My dad made Eagle at 13, which was the youngest in the state (maybe nation?) in 1938. I have a newspaper clipping somewhere. He also took extra classes to graduate right after he turned 18 in 1943 so he could voluntarily join the Marines, but my mom said WWII patriotism be damned -  he just didn't want to wait to be drafted to get away from my grandmother.  :P  

 
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« Reply #36 on: Aug 08, 2005, 04:22:46 PM »
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So that must make you a Scoutmaster, huh Tom?
Of the Nymphomaniac Girl Scout troop, yes.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #37 on: Aug 08, 2005, 07:23:04 PM »
So you DO have a vagina!  
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« Reply #38 on: Aug 08, 2005, 08:22:50 PM »
Around my dick? Yes.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #39 on: Aug 08, 2005, 09:06:09 PM »
EWW THATS THE MOST DISGUSTING MENTAL IMAGE EVER

someone like tom shouldnt be allowed to hve sex. its just plain disgusting

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« Reply #40 on: Aug 08, 2005, 09:11:24 PM »
Well he found someone to have sex with. It gives me a margin of hope in the saying "There's someone out there for everyone."

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #41 on: Aug 08, 2005, 09:25:27 PM »
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EWW THATS THE MOST DISGUSTING MENTAL IMAGE EVER

someone like tom shouldnt be allowed to hve sex. its just plain disgusting
 :blink: Well it is quite sloppy, and slippery. The juices and jellies fly all over the place, and the sounds...

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I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #42 on: Aug 11, 2005, 08:27:05 AM »
I'm convinced that the boy scouts are bad luck and no one should have anything to do with them if they so valve their life.



Falling Tree Kills Girl, 8, at Scout Camp
Wednesday, August 10, 2005
 
OCEAN TOWNSHIP, N.J. — An 8-year-old girl died and three others were injured Wednesday when a tree fell on them during a first-aid class at a Boy Scout (search) camp, authorities said.

The girls were participating in the class at an overnight camp when the 31-foot tree suddenly snapped, crashing through a tarp over a picnic table at which they were sitting, Police Chief Kenneth Flatt said.

"It was an accident. There was no warning. There wasn't a whole lot anybody could do," said Flatt.

The tree landed on the 8-year-old girl's head. She was pronounced dead at Southern Ocean County Hospital (search) in Manahawkin.

The other girls — ages 9, 10 and 16 — suffered minor injuries and were treated and released from the hospital. Their identities weren't immediately released. One girl suffered a broken ankle; the others had bruises and scrapes.

There were seven counselors on the scene at the time, and one who had been teaching the 45-minute first aid class administered CPR on the girl, to no avail.

The girls were among a group of 17 children from a northern New Jersey group called the Resident Camp Association (search). They were on a weeklong "Learning For Life" program at the heavily wooded, 600-acre Joseph A. Citta Scout Reservation, according to Ethan Draddy, an executive with the Jersey Shore Council of Boy Scouts of America.

The group had arrived Sunday and was to stay until Friday, Draddy said.

"We are feeling completely and utterly devastated," he said.

The camp undergoes a safety inspection at least twice a year, but it wasn't clear whether the tree was part of that inspection, Flatt said. It had rained overnight but there had been no lightning reported, he said.

The tree accident was the latest in series of tragedies to strike scouting-related activities this summer.

Four adult Scout leaders were killed in a July electrical accident in Virginia at the National Boy Scout Jamboree (search). Five other people have died this summer from drowning and lightning during Scout outings in Wyoming, New Mexico, Utah and California.
 

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« Reply #43 on: Aug 11, 2005, 08:35:16 AM »
Jude Law is a slut.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #44 on: Aug 12, 2005, 12:18:56 AM »
Ha ha! Shut up.  :lol:

But seriosly, how many times a century do you reckon a tree falls onto a person? Damn.
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« Reply #45 on: Aug 12, 2005, 01:02:26 PM »
You pose an interesting question.   According to the national Safety council (NSC) in 2002, nearly 900 people were killed by falling objects.  As to how many of those were death by tree who's to say.  I don't think very many.  I think you would be pretty safe unless you are a lumber jack, forest ranger, or something.  

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« Reply #46 on: Aug 12, 2005, 02:51:37 PM »
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....I'm a Lumberjack and I'm ok!  

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« Reply #47 on: Aug 15, 2005, 12:01:21 PM »
No you're not.  
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« Reply #48 on: Aug 15, 2005, 02:57:59 PM »
Bah, I wish Joe where here.  

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« Reply #49 on: Aug 15, 2005, 10:29:30 PM »
So that he work all night and then you could work all day?  :ph34r:

Yeah. Shut the hell up.
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« Reply #50 on: Aug 16, 2005, 12:33:43 AM »
No, cause he is twice as clever and three times as handsome as you. =P  

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« Reply #51 on: Aug 17, 2005, 10:23:02 AM »
It's Joe's axe-wielding panache that keeps the hormones carbonating around here.
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« Reply #52 on: Aug 17, 2005, 06:58:12 PM »
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No, cause he is twice as clever and three times as handsome as you. =P
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« Reply #53 on: Aug 18, 2005, 12:42:25 AM »
See that's sexy right there.....

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« Reply #54 on: Aug 18, 2005, 01:15:46 AM »
I wish he'd shave his back hair, but not the chest hair. It makes me feel all rugged.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #55 on: Aug 18, 2005, 03:01:49 AM »
Yeah....like a Lumberjack, that's what I'm talking about.  

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« Reply #56 on: Aug 18, 2005, 09:07:11 AM »
Hooly Crap.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #57 on: Aug 18, 2005, 10:36:14 AM »
Is that all you can say?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #58 on: Aug 18, 2005, 10:49:39 AM »
I remember when joe ate my chocolate cake.



Anyway, I think this is like one of those mystery/suspense thrillers.  Some sicko was kicked out of the boyscouts and is committing a wave of mass murder to extract revenge.  In order to maintain the lightning, he need only consult with his friend the mighty Zeus.

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« Reply #59 on: Aug 18, 2005, 03:56:00 PM »
Eh, the nose bleed is back.