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« Reply #60 on: Jul 28, 2005, 09:29:15 AM »
Except in the Locker Room.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #61 on: Jul 28, 2005, 11:29:00 AM »
And Soccer players don't?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #62 on: Jul 28, 2005, 03:34:09 PM »
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But they don't penetrate each other.
two words: circle jerk

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« Reply #63 on: Jul 28, 2005, 03:38:45 PM »
Is that what you did this weekend?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #64 on: Jul 29, 2005, 03:01:52 AM »
She was trying to find absurd athletic comparisons to make.
Call me..... the Tide Hunter

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« Reply #65 on: Jul 29, 2005, 01:47:40 PM »
Oh, I was just thinking of what she did with the Philly Eagles.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #66 on: Jul 30, 2005, 09:45:12 PM »
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But they don't penetrate each other.
Maybe they save that for when they get in lines and bend down in front of each other, presenting their backsides like a bitch in heat...

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« Reply #67 on: Jul 30, 2005, 09:50:10 PM »
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #68 on: Jul 31, 2005, 05:53:47 PM »
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Is that what you did this weekend?
how could a girl do that?

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« Reply #69 on: Jul 31, 2005, 08:32:44 PM »
By getting a penis.

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« Reply #70 on: Jul 31, 2005, 08:47:32 PM »
Or already having one.
Still, EW.

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« Reply #71 on: Jul 31, 2005, 09:25:53 PM »
*angelic smile*
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #72 on: Aug 01, 2005, 11:34:01 PM »
Your halo's on fire.
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« Reply #73 on: Aug 02, 2005, 11:36:12 AM »
I think Tom was alluding to someone sitting in the middle of said circle.
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« Reply #74 on: Aug 02, 2005, 07:19:51 PM »
I get it now.  So she'll wear a skirt of penises.  Very "Silence of the Lambs", I must say.....

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« Reply #75 on: Aug 02, 2005, 07:49:58 PM »
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Your halo's on fire.
ACK!!!
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.