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« Reply #30 on: Jul 07, 2005, 11:31:47 AM »
Si, inside joke with friends.

If you ever saw Breathless and watched the shower scene where he jumps in with the girl and busts the door down.  Yea, it's called Richard Gere'ing the shower.
The wife forgave the mistress for she only entertained.

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« Reply #31 on: Jul 07, 2005, 12:35:43 PM »
Just so long as no gerbils were harmed in the making of this joke.  :P  
Tortures end me,
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« Reply #32 on: Jul 07, 2005, 07:58:55 PM »
Why is it called that?  That's, like, not the person I want to see taking a shower.

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« Reply #33 on: Jul 07, 2005, 08:11:16 PM »
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Si, inside joke with friends.

If you ever saw Breathless and watched the shower scene where he jumps in with the girl and busts the door down.  Yea, it's called Richard Gere'ing the shower.
Talking about him, I saw him at Live 8.he is sooo fucking hottt

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« Reply #34 on: Jul 07, 2005, 11:37:21 PM »
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Why is it called that?  That's, like, not the person I want to see taking a shower.
Because he knocked down the shower, and then a week later two of my friends were having sex in the shower and busted the door.  Thus, they were Richard Gere'ing the shower.
The wife forgave the mistress for she only entertained.

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« Reply #35 on: Jul 08, 2005, 08:42:56 AM »
sex in the shower is sooo overratedd

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« Reply #36 on: Jul 08, 2005, 08:53:10 AM »
It's not comfortable at all.  Especially when he's way taller than you are.  

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« Reply #37 on: Jul 08, 2005, 12:49:16 PM »
well see, im kinda tall so thats not a problem. i just think that doing it while standing up is kinda uncomfortable

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« Reply #38 on: Jul 08, 2005, 01:19:38 PM »
How would anyone manage it?  I can see if the girl is light and the guy is strong enough to hold her but otherwise no.  <_<  

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« Reply #39 on: Jul 08, 2005, 01:23:53 PM »
Well there is always the option of doggy style, that way she can lean against the  shower walls, but it's almost always more hassle then it's worth. Plus, you think you get hot during regualr sex, just add a constant stream of hot water to the mix.

Other places that hollywood has glorifed as good places to have sex, but in fact are not; The Bathtub (unless it's like one of those huge ones) and the stairs.  

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« Reply #40 on: Jul 08, 2005, 02:53:12 PM »
no bathtub! HOT TUB!

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« Reply #41 on: Jul 08, 2005, 04:31:45 PM »
I heard Chlorine was bad for the vagina, and thus thrusting water saturated with it in and out, might not be the best idea. Course I hear a lot of stuff that ends up being BS.  

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« Reply #42 on: Jul 08, 2005, 05:59:23 PM »
The water dries you out.
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« Reply #43 on: Jul 08, 2005, 06:16:53 PM »
I wonder if that would cause carpet burns on the shaft.