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Rubber Johnny!!!
« on: Jul 22, 2005, 03:30:44 PM »
http://wimp.com/rubberjohnny

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I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #1 on: Jul 22, 2005, 04:08:13 PM »
So Rubber Johnny has robbed you of all sense and this is you after all.   :blink:  

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« Reply #2 on: Jul 23, 2005, 10:58:50 AM »
Pussy!  

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #3 on: Jul 25, 2005, 05:03:01 PM »
I think Rubber Johnny is still going to be hungry after he finishes with Tom.

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« Reply #4 on: Jul 25, 2005, 08:47:17 PM »
An anorexic would be hungry after eating Tom.

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« Reply #5 on: Jul 25, 2005, 09:26:43 PM »
Is that an insult..?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #6 on: Jul 30, 2005, 11:48:21 PM »
You know there's a Rubber Johnny movie, don't you?  All of that is digital effect.  Music video director Chris Cunningham created it all.
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« Reply #7 on: Jul 30, 2005, 11:49:30 PM »
What do you think I posted?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #8 on: Jul 31, 2005, 12:30:17 AM »
There's a FULL movie.  That was the short film made before it.
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« Reply #9 on: Jul 31, 2005, 11:59:26 AM »
Who would sit through an hour and a half of that?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #10 on: Jul 31, 2005, 02:31:19 PM »
Crazy people.

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« Reply #11 on: Jul 31, 2005, 06:17:31 PM »
The film's described as a "room-clearer".
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« Reply #12 on: Jul 31, 2005, 07:00:44 PM »
That's bad, right?

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« Reply #13 on: Jul 31, 2005, 08:36:43 PM »
Not when there's a fire and people are too in shock to get up and move.  Sometimes one needs a motivation greater than the risk of death.

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« Reply #14 on: Jul 31, 2005, 08:42:21 PM »
WHat is GREATER than the risk of DEATH?

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« Reply #15 on: Jul 31, 2005, 09:26:38 PM »
Risk of getting horrible STDs?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #16 on: Aug 01, 2005, 10:51:00 AM »
STD or Death. Hm.

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« Reply #17 on: Aug 01, 2005, 11:06:11 AM »
Death is quick. Imagine have a head cauliflower growing on your dick.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #18 on: Aug 01, 2005, 12:49:46 PM »
Hm. There's a logic there, but death isn't always quick...

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« Reply #19 on: Aug 01, 2005, 01:11:41 PM »
Yes. Much like a fat man taking a load of milk up a hill.
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« Reply #20 on: Aug 01, 2005, 01:42:50 PM »
"DERRR HURRRR, FAT!"
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« Reply #21 on: Aug 01, 2005, 03:41:20 PM »
An applause please, for Jordan's uncanny representation of the afformentioned hypothetical fat man's actions.
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« Reply #22 on: Aug 01, 2005, 04:50:33 PM »
Hurray!
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« Reply #23 on: Aug 01, 2005, 10:08:53 PM »
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Yes. Much like a fat man taking a load of milk up a hill.
It's quite obvious he'd just sit down and drink it.  Hypochrondiacally.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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« Reply #24 on: Aug 01, 2005, 11:28:46 PM »
Hypochrondiacally
That is so totally not a word.

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« Reply #25 on: Aug 02, 2005, 12:54:33 PM »
Yet still so very stylishly presented.
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« Reply #26 on: Aug 02, 2005, 07:22:09 PM »
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Yes. Much like a fat man taking a load of milk up a hill.
It's quite obvious he'd just sit down and drink it.  Hypochrondiacally.
Dude, that's what I was thinking.  He'd totally drink it all before getting halfway up.  Then he'd ditch the job because all the milk containers are now empty anyway and go git hisself a cheeseburger.