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« Reply #120 on: Jul 27, 2005, 10:40:19 PM »
Can I have sex with her before you torture and kill her? I'd rather not let such a hot woman go to waste. Tom can have her once I'm done.  Anyway, she acted a lot better in the other movies she was in.
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« Reply #121 on: Jul 27, 2005, 10:41:21 PM »
I don't want her sloppy seconds. Gimme ESB Leia instead, before the cigs killed her face and voice.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #122 on: Jul 28, 2005, 01:50:38 AM »
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I would like to tie Portman and Christensen together and burn them collectively.
I'll get the firewood, if you bring the matches.


And Portman is about as attractive as an ironing board.  

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« Reply #123 on: Jul 28, 2005, 02:23:21 AM »
Tits don't do it for me anymore. I don't mind em small, as long as there is something.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #124 on: Jul 29, 2005, 12:03:11 AM »
Wow. Something not in the least related to what we were talking about popped into my head when I read that.  

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« Reply #125 on: Jul 29, 2005, 12:38:45 AM »
Oh jeez, what came to mind, Rama.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #126 on: Jul 30, 2005, 09:33:49 PM »
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Can I have sex with her before you torture and kill her?
You do realize she doesn't look like she did in Léon: the Professional anymore....

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« Reply #127 on: Jul 31, 2005, 10:42:23 AM »
O_o She doesn't do it for me either.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.