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« on: Jun 08, 2005, 09:32:55 PM »
Nuri was right. The lack of late fees does make it hard to get new releases.

I had to go to Blockbuster every day almost 2 weeks before I got one copy of Team America, and I had to practially give the store owner oral sex before they'd save a copy for me.

You should fucking do something about this Dert, you're the fucking Blockbuster lacky. Hunt down and shoot the dickwads  who don't return their videos after a while. Either that or kick your superior's asses for not having more of a popular movie in stock.


The unedited version of the movie is motherfucking cool though. They have the unedited scene of the puppets fucking in 20 different positions.
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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« Reply #1 on: Jun 08, 2005, 11:19:35 PM »
Get one of the mail services.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #2 on: Jun 09, 2005, 08:51:52 PM »
.......Who bothered to make shit like that? and why?

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #3 on: Jun 09, 2005, 09:10:58 PM »
Team America is a popular movie?

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« Reply #4 on: Jun 09, 2005, 09:47:38 PM »
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Team America is a popular movie?
Yes, actually.
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« Reply #5 on: Jun 09, 2005, 10:58:59 PM »
I did not know that.

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« Reply #6 on: Jun 10, 2005, 02:49:15 AM »
Copies sell, and rentals stay out.
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« Reply #7 on: Jun 10, 2005, 04:23:58 PM »
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Yes, actually.
especially between frat boys. like napoleon dynamite.

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« Reply #8 on: Jun 10, 2005, 06:59:35 PM »
Could somebofy please ask them why?

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« Reply #9 on: Jun 10, 2005, 08:22:37 PM »
Have you ever seen Orgasmo? Comedic gold.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #10 on: Jun 10, 2005, 10:27:05 PM »
Team America was awesome. Just watching puppets is funny... and the panthers... oi. Hilarious.

I bought the uncencored but haven't watched it yet...

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« Reply #11 on: Jun 11, 2005, 12:54:11 AM »
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Team America is a popular movie?
Yes, actually.
especially between frat boys. like napoleon dynamite.
I knew ND was, but I haven't heard a peep about TA.  Maybe the people at work were full of crack that day or somethin'...

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« Reply #12 on: Jun 11, 2005, 01:17:35 AM »
The A.I.D.S. somg was funny, the sex scene was funny but the Jerry Bruckheimer jokes are played out.

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« Reply #13 on: Jun 11, 2005, 07:40:41 AM »
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Team America is a popular movie?
Yes, actually.
especially between frat boys. like napoleon dynamite.
I knew ND was, but I haven't heard a peep about TA.  Maybe the people at work were full of crack that day or somethin'...
Napeleon has had the spotlight on 'Cracks to do from movies' for sometime now.  Your mom goes to college is tired and old.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you