Author Topic: Things you hear or say... (Read 4091 times)

Wickedly Yours E · « **on:** Jun 02, 2005, 04:45:30 PM »

For example, for me...I can't say or hear this phrase without cracking up.
"I have to lose 20 more pounds, Or I'll never be pretty!"

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #1 on:** Jun 02, 2005, 05:01:30 PM »

Whenever I hear the song "Your Body is a Wonderland" by John Mayer, I start laughing hysterically.

A friend of mine sang that at the Talent Show a couple years ago. Pretty sure he's a virgin. Later that day, another friend of mine dubbed him as Captain Virgin.

blanktoe · « **Reply #2 on:** Jun 02, 2005, 05:40:13 PM »

I laugh everytime my aunt calls her husband a "dead dick mother fucker".

Derrick · « **Reply #3 on:** Jun 02, 2005, 05:56:19 PM »

I dunno why...

Fiero · « **Reply #4 on:** Jun 02, 2005, 08:12:06 PM »

cuz is funnery

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #5 on:** Jun 02, 2005, 09:09:04 PM »

That's so fucking wrong....

Extra Zero · « **Reply #6 on:** Jun 02, 2005, 10:37:40 PM »

Meatwad says stupid shit that has me rolling for hours.

Fiero · « **Reply #7 on:** Jun 02, 2005, 10:54:05 PM »

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Meatwad says stupid shit that has me rolling for hours.

Too fucking true.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #8 on:** Jun 03, 2005, 09:05:08 AM »

"LOOK AT HIM (Meatwad) AND TELL ME THERE'S A GOD!"

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #9 on:** Jun 03, 2005, 09:50:53 AM »

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For example, for me...I can't say or hear this phrase without cracking up.
"I have to lose 20 more pounds, Or I'll never be pretty!"

hey! :angry:

Derrick · « **Reply #10 on:** Jun 03, 2005, 10:49:47 AM »

It's true. Women will end up like Linsday Lohan and Nicole Richie... fucking skelatons @.x

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #11 on:** Jun 03, 2005, 10:55:59 AM »

nono those bitches are ugly.
they were born to be fat. look at their cheeks. its all genes.

Derrick · « **Reply #12 on:** Jun 03, 2005, 11:06:23 AM »

SKELATOR!

I'd look for pics of their boney asses, but I don't wanna see them again. I had to stare at em for a week @ CVS while the cows bought those stupid rags. Now that they are focused on Jessica Simpson's new body... why can't she just shutup and stop singing. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU AND JESUS! AND YOU CAN'T SING!

But eh, she does have a good body for a bikini. But then if I had as much money as her, so would I. Scary, huh?

blanktoe · « **Reply #13 on:** Jun 03, 2005, 11:13:41 AM »

That's why we hope you stay broke forever. No bikini for you.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #14 on:** Jun 03, 2005, 03:50:50 PM »

Impressions of myself. So rarely are they anything but fucking hilarious.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #15 on:** Jun 03, 2005, 05:35:24 PM »

Talking about pretty people, I can't believe Miss Canada won miss Universe. The latin girls were soo much better(chell it OUT, 5 of the 10 finalists were latin, including Peru, and 8 of the 10 favorite were latin to start with)
which once again proves that latin women are the most beautiful women in this world.

blanktoe · « **Reply #16 on:** Jun 03, 2005, 06:41:02 PM »

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that latin women are the most beautiful women in this world.

I cant support that statement.

Derrick · « **Reply #17 on:** Jun 03, 2005, 08:19:58 PM »

I think Asians are hot, but if I don't say Latinas are the hottest, I won't get any....

I PLEAD THE FIF!

blanktoe · « **Reply #18 on:** Jun 03, 2005, 08:26:11 PM »

you're my hero.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #19 on:** Jun 03, 2005, 08:48:12 PM »

Toe sets the bar very low.

Derrick · « **Reply #20 on:** Jun 03, 2005, 08:59:41 PM »

Or you just don't find any women attractive.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #21 on:** Jun 03, 2005, 09:17:53 PM »

I was talking about him picking YOU as his hero.

Derrick · « **Reply #22 on:** Jun 03, 2005, 10:08:47 PM »

Well maybe you shouldn't be afraid of women, but fear the dark side. Bitches.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #23 on:** Jun 03, 2005, 10:22:06 PM »

Me afraid of women? Funny, I'm not afraid of you.

blanktoe · « **Reply #24 on:** Jun 03, 2005, 11:05:58 PM »

POW!

B E C K · « **Reply #25 on:** Jun 03, 2005, 11:46:42 PM »

I demand to hear toe's rendition of "Wing Beneath My Wings". And then I demand to see Tom die, only to be found on the floor by his young daughter.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #26 on:** Jun 03, 2005, 11:48:20 PM »

Me too.

B E C K · « **Reply #27 on:** Jun 03, 2005, 11:53:04 PM »

Awesome. Since it's seconded, the motion passes. If you'd like to, toe, you may wear one of Mayim Balik's hats.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #28 on:** Jun 03, 2005, 11:53:40 PM »

He claims to have a microphone...

B E C K · « **Reply #29 on:** Jun 03, 2005, 11:58:30 PM »

What was that about you hosting a voice chat, toe?