Donald's bright red Sharpie.

[jonhammstein]

I can't not see it. Every last one of these images just looks like he dropped down and quickly drew on himself with a marker.

[B E C K]

But how do you explain the Hannibal Lector bite in his ear?

[jonhammstein]

Hole punch!

[B E C K]

Oh, like one of those cute ones where you can make the punch shape into a flower or a heart?

[Rodent of Unusual Size]

"Cordless hole puncher" is one of my go-to social media terms for firearms. Algorithms seem to be relatively okay with that.

As the resident firearms enthusiast I find the various theories and conspiracy stuff that's been perpetrated about this event to be amazing due to sheer bald-faced ignorance. I heard someone say that if a dude's ear got hit with a bullet from an AR15 it should have ripped it off or done more damage or whatnot: the fact is that ARs are barely intermediate-powered, let alone high-powered rifles (OTOH, if you want to see what those can do to noggins chell the shooter's cranium afterwards). I'm consistently shocked at how so many people don't get that and continue to perpetrate that as if it were a fact. I'm also surprised at how few people have apparently had something hurt their ears and thus missed out on just how much they like to bleed with the least little prick (srnk).

Whether you love him, hate him, or fall somewhere in between, the biggest fact of the matter is that Donald Dumps is lucky to be alive today.

[B E C K]

I think he was already lucky to be alive before the shooting.
























Because he's old. Get it?  It's an old joke. Ageism lol.

[Rodent of Unusual Size]

And that's to say nothing of the mummy he was running against until early last week :p

[B E C K]

Holy crap, I was so glad he threw in the towel.  Sir, you look like you're gonna drop dead. It's like a paddle wearing a skin suit. All of our politicians are too fucking old, man. Sorry, there needs to be an age cap. They're all too damn old. Someone get a comet for these dinosaurs. You have to be 35 to run for president? So if someone too young can't run, then neither can some fogey. 75 or something and you're done with any major political office. No presidency, no congress, no governor or mayor or anything like that. Go play some shuffleboard.

[Rodent of Unusual Size]

They force federal workers to retire at 65...I see no reason that shouldn't apply to politicians. There's no reason to shuffle cadavers on and off the congressional floor to do whatever shambling they can muster when there are others who can actually, I don't know, walk up and down stairs when called for. But they won't cut themselves off the teat, and the voters are too indoctrinated to do it themselves, so here we are.