Creationist museum

[The D]

I tried to show this thing off to an IRC channel but they told me to fuck off and continued bitching about politics and the economy, so I left.

I personally think this is both scary as fuck and funny.
http://answersingenesis.org/museum/

This 50,000 square foot facility will proclaim to the world that the Bible is the supreme authority in all matters of faith and practice and in every area it touches on. Scheduled to open in 2007, this “walk through history” museum will be a wonderful alternative to the evolutionary natural history museums that are turning countless minds against the gospel of Christ and the authority of the Scripture.

http://answersingenesis.org/museum/docs200...23dinosaurs.asp

Held hostage for nearly two-hundred years by the enemies of God, several dinosaurs are now free to set the record straight. No more lies. No more false testimony. No more propaganda.

Animated young T. rexes in the lobby: “Of course we lived at the same time as humans! God made dinosaurs on the same day as Adam. And later we drank from the same waters as Adam’s children.”

Our generation has been brainwashed with stories about dinosaurs who died “65 million years ago.” Yet most people don’t realize that this is just a façade to keep them from trusting the history upon which the gospel is based.

I'd find it amazing that idiots could get enough money to make something this fucking stupid, but then again, Bush is rich, right?

Yea, I don't think I need to say any more.. really.

[Fiero]

There's already a LOT of these museums around, none quite that big.  Great thing about America is that anyone can say whatever the fuck they want.

[TM2 Rampage]

Dinosaur “kinds” loaded onto Noah’s Ark: “It’s easy to explain how we fit on the Ark. It was the size of an ocean liner and the average size of dinosaurs were the size of sheep. Even the few ‘big guys’ were most likely young adults (of average dinosaur size) when they boarded the Ark.”

After the Flood, guests learn the common-sense reason that we find all these fossils in rock layers all over the Earth.

This can't be real.

[ChelseySuzie]

That's retarded.

Where is this opening up?  I'll take a field trip there!

[Fiero]

That's retarded.

Where is this opening up?  I'll take a field trip there!

With a bomb.  There's definitly somethings about evolutionist theory I don't like, but theres weirdo's are just fucking stupid.  The one near Glen Rose, Texas said they have a track of a human foot inside a brontasaurus track, but any idiot could geuss the human track could have been made much much later.

[Derrick]

I tried to show this thing off to an IRC channel but they told me to fuck off and continued bitching about politics and the economy, so I left.

I personally think this is both scary as fuck and funny.
http://answersingenesis.org/museum/

This 50,000 square foot facility will proclaim to the world that the Bible is the supreme authority in all matters of faith and practice and in every area it touches on. Scheduled to open in 2007, this “walk through history” museum will be a wonderful alternative to the evolutionary natural history museums that are turning countless minds against the gospel of Christ and the authority of the Scripture.

http://answersingenesis.org/museum/docs200...23dinosaurs.asp

Held hostage for nearly two-hundred years by the enemies of God, several dinosaurs are now free to set the record straight. No more lies. No more false testimony. No more propaganda.

Animated young T. rexes in the lobby: “Of course we lived at the same time as humans! God made dinosaurs on the same day as Adam. And later we drank from the same waters as Adam’s children.”

Our generation has been brainwashed with stories about dinosaurs who died “65 million years ago.” Yet most people don’t realize that this is just a façade to keep them from trusting the history upon which the gospel is based.

I'd find it amazing that idiots could get enough money to make something this fucking stupid, but then again, Bush is rich, right?

Yea, I don't think I need to say any more.. really.

But what about other religious beliefs and texts?

o.o;

How do they see the dinos?

[MegatronYES]

This isn't scary folks. Christianity is beginning to die out. This is the dawning of the age of
Aquarius.

[Fiero]

This isn't scary folks. Christianity is beginning to die out. This is the dawning of the age of
Aquarius.

Aquarius is my savior!  He's got nice shoulders!

[The D]

Even better!

http://www.new-life.net/mastrbte.htm

Jesus said: "But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell. And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell" Matthew 5:27-30.

Might as well cut my hands off, stab my eyes out, cut my penis and testicles off, and while I'm at it slice my legs off and gut myself like a fish then.

[PapaMidnight]

Then who's gonna chop my hands off.
Wait, you chop my hands halfway off. Then with my last ounce of strength I'll chop yours off.

[Wickedly Yours E]

Good riddance to Christianity.

[B E C K]

Then who's gonna chop my hands off.
Wait, you chop my hands halfway off. Then with my last ounce of strength I'll chop yours off.

Include the tongue and you've got yourself a deal!

[Bernie AKA]

Wait until chili-eatin'  weather and do it in a Wendy's.  Watch everyone scramble for body parts.

[Fiero]

I'm sueing you for that statement.

[ChelseySuzie]

I'm sueing you for sueing!

[Fiero]

I'm sueing you for sueing!

Fuck.

[ChelseySuzie]

 

[Bernie AKA]

There's no money left.  I sued myself.  I'm paying me punitive damages for the next 20 years.

Actually, I wish I could do that.  Settlements aren't taxed, and I could take a capital loss deduction for the payments. Poof goes the income on April 15th!