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"Pepino Baldwinito"
« on: Jan 15, 2021, 01:02:11 AM »
I meant to make a thread about this weeks ago but it's the funniest shit ever.

Wait, What’s Going on With Hilaria Baldwin?

tl;dr - Alec Baldwin's wife was pretending to be a Spanish woman named Hilaria (pronounced like "EE-LAA-ree-uh") when she's just a rich white chick named Hilary with no Spanish heritage at all. She apparently missed the memo that Spaniards have a lot of whiteness and seems to have combined US perceptions of Latin peoples along with what a fantasy Spanish person is. She even has a pretend accent. And she's been doing this for, like ten years. All of her kids have Spanish names, including one who appears to be named after her hot ex-boyfriend.

Someone online called Alec Baldwin "Pepino Baldwinito" in a random post because the family gets referred to as the Baldwinitos ('ito' at the end being a Spanish diminutive that sorta makes the name Spanish and cutesy) and Hilary pretended to not know the English word for cucumber ("pepino" in Spanish) on a television appearance. Now I just call Alec "Pepino Baldwinito" in my head and that's just gonna be my name for him from now on.

Linking the subreddit here because Pepino appears to be scrubbing online discussion to make it all go away: https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/
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Re: "Pepino Baldwinito"
« Reply #1 on: Jan 15, 2021, 03:51:24 AM »
Thank you for sharing this. I really had no idea who this person was other than that her name was "Hilaria" and that she was somehow related to Alec (I wrongly assumed she was his daughter).

The truth behind it all is nothing short of amazing. What an absolute fruitcake. :laugh:
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Re: "Pepino Baldwinito"
« Reply #2 on: Jan 16, 2021, 08:47:37 PM »
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Re: "Pepino Baldwinito"
« Reply #3 on: Jan 20, 2021, 08:50:57 AM »
I would have been more than glad to receive Baldwin's pepinito circa- Beetlejuice, nomsayin.

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Re: "Pepino Baldwinito"
« Reply #4 on: Jan 20, 2021, 07:24:50 PM »
I would have been more than glad to receive Baldwin's pepinito circa- Beetlejuice, nomsayin.


 :laugh:

Don't know if you have an accent when speaking English but apparently that was all you needed for his pepinito.  :P

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Re: "Pepino Baldwinito"
« Reply #5 on: Jan 21, 2021, 12:53:37 AM »
Beetlejuice-era Baldwin might as well be a different person. Practically unrecognizable.

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Re: "Pepino Baldwinito"
« Reply #6 on: Jan 21, 2021, 06:26:19 PM »
You mean before the fame went to his head or before he developed a taste for Latinas?

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Re: "Pepino Baldwinito"
« Reply #7 on: Jan 22, 2021, 12:31:46 PM »
I'm talking strictly physical appearance. I watched Beetlejuice around Christmas and couldn't believe how young he looked.

And does he have a taste for Latinas? Or is it more of a fetish for faked Castilian accents?

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Re: "Pepino Baldwinito"
« Reply #8 on: Jan 22, 2021, 06:29:04 PM »
The rumor mill says he developed a Salma Hayek yearning and settled for weird discount-Salma.

And I do understand now what you mean by physical. Yeah, the last time I saw Beetlejuice, I did forget that was Pepino. I recall wondering who the actor was when I last watched it.

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Re: "Pepino Baldwinito"
« Reply #9 on: Jan 22, 2021, 06:43:56 PM »
He's a weird guy in general. Didn't he cuss out his daughter via voice mail one time?
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Re: "Pepino Baldwinito"
« Reply #10 on: Jan 22, 2021, 07:29:59 PM »
Yes! And that was long before cancel culture had truly begun to take hold. Baldwin was a pioneer in that regard.

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Re: "Pepino Baldwinito"
« Reply #11 on: Jan 23, 2021, 08:07:26 AM »


Don't know if you have an accent when speaking English but apparently that was all you needed for his pepinito.  :P
Yes I do! hnnggg and I love old men too. Baldwin wait for me papi, real latina incoming  :-*

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Re: "Pepino Baldwinito"
« Reply #12 on: Jan 23, 2021, 08:42:59 AM »
He's a weird guy in general. Didn't he cuss out his daughter via voice mail one time?

Yup! That's why "Abused by Alec Baldwin" is a post count tier at this board. :D And you actually happen to be at that level right now, too. I was really tempted to change it to "Abused by Pepino Baldwinito" but it felt like I was messing with a piece of history. Maybe I'll rename one of the other tiers instead.

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Re: "Pepino Baldwinito"
« Reply #13 on: Jan 23, 2021, 08:41:52 PM »
I'd rather be labeled as abused by Pepino than Alec.
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Re: "Pepino Baldwinito"
« Reply #14 on: Jan 23, 2021, 09:51:11 PM »
B-but history.  :( Precious memories of a narcissist savagely calling his eleven year old daughter a "rude pig" and punching various paps.  :stickdance:

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Re: "Pepino Baldwinito"
« Reply #15 on: Nov 07, 2021, 03:45:51 PM »
Seeing this post on my board made me randomly curious on how the Pepinitos are faring these days so I poked my head into the Hilaria subreddit and see stuff about a shooting. I'm sure this made major news but I don't watch major news so what the fuck:

Quote from: Vanity Fair
Alec Baldwin Discharged Gun That Killed Cinematographer, Sheriff’s Department Says
Halyna Hutchins was pronounced dead at a New Mexico hospital. Director Joel Souza was wounded. An investigation is underway.

Two days before her death, cinematographer Halyna Hutchins wrote about the joys of working on the movie Rust in the New Mexico desert. “One of the perks of shooting a western is you get to ride horses on your day off,” she wrote on Instagram. In the selfie video, the 42-year-old smiles while her horse moseys down a path behind some fellow riders. The wind flips tendrils of her hair beneath a black cowboy hat.

That post has become a mournful gathering place for friends, loved ones, and strangers alike after Hutchins died Thursday following an apparent accident on set. “Santa Fe County Sheriff’s deputies were dispatched to the Bonanza Creek Ranch movie set of the western Rust, October 21, 2021, when an 911 caller reported a shooting on the set,” read a statement from investigators sent to Vanity Fair.

In addition to Hutchins, the director of the film, Joel Souza, 48, was also wounded. Investigators said he was being treated, but did not disclose his condition. The sheriff’s statement said the two “were shot when a prop firearm was discharged by Alec Baldwin, 68, producer and actor.”


There's more but whatever. It's Vanity Fair. Who cares?

Here's an entire sourced Wikipedia article that states there were already safety issues on set.

But, yeah.  Not the update on them I was expecting.

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Re: "Pepino Baldwinito"
« Reply #16 on: Nov 07, 2021, 06:24:44 PM »
I'm surprised you managed to dodge that story, it seemed like it was literally everywhere for several weeks.

Haven't heard anything new in a while, my guess is Alec will walk away from it smelling like roses.

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Re: "Pepino Baldwinito"
« Reply #17 on: Nov 07, 2021, 07:10:55 PM »
I'm surprised you managed to dodge that story, it seemed like it was literally everywhere for several weeks.

Haven't heard anything new in a while, my guess is Alec will walk away from it smelling like roses.

Or at least how he usually smells.  :poo:

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Re: "Pepino Baldwinito"
« Reply #18 on: Nov 07, 2021, 07:52:32 PM »
B.O. and Ben-Gay.

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Re: "Pepino Baldwinito"
« Reply #19 on: Nov 08, 2021, 05:56:58 PM »
Better than what he'd smell like after a night in the clink with his new 6-5 300lb roomie named Tiny, at any rate. Which is exactly how I'd smell if I was the one who pointed a loaded gun at someone and pulled the trigger, resulting in their death.
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