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« on: May 04, 2005, 01:02:46 PM »
Give me back my Lucky Charms!

 A boy found a two-foot snake in his box of cereal!  :joe:
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« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2005, 02:30:47 PM »
Thats the best prize evar, id keep him and name him Corn Puff.

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« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2005, 02:49:10 PM »
Wow, what an age we live in.


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"It was quite long and popped its head up. I've seen snakes on TV before but never in a box of cereal," he told the Daily Mail newspaper.
A 5-year-old said this? I want my children to receive British educations.

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« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2005, 04:42:37 PM »
ROCK.  Let's send all the children over there.  There's no way my cousins' kids would've been able to say even half of that.  They'd just mumble three words of something incoherently and slink behind someone's leg.

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« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2005, 06:12:20 PM »
Little british children annoy me to no end, reason one why I couldnt watch the Harry Potter films.

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« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2005, 08:55:16 PM »
discount store huh? there you go

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« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2005, 08:58:51 PM »
I was thinking the same thing too.

I'm going to start checking cereal boxes from now on.
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« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2005, 09:24:54 PM »
I only buy cereal from the regular grocery store.

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« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2005, 11:05:23 PM »
moi aussi mademoiselle

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« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2005, 01:02:56 AM »
Blockbuster Video has yet to report a single incident of a movie containing a snake. Even Anacondas.
Call me..... the Tide Hunter

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« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2005, 01:08:45 AM »
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ROCK.  Let's send all the children over there.  There's no way my cousins' kids would've been able to say even half of that.  They'd just mumble three words of something incoherently and slink behind someone's leg.
Awwwwww

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« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2005, 09:46:11 AM »
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Blockbuster Video has yet to report a single incident of a movie containing a snake. Even Anacondas.
What about the great movie, Tremors, or do worms not count?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2005, 10:24:39 AM »
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Blockbuster Video has yet to report a single incident of a movie containing a snake. Even Anacondas.
What about the great movie, Tremors, or do worms not count?
OO KEVIN BACOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN hmmmmmmmm

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« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2005, 01:47:11 PM »
Kevin Bacon is my apprentice. His spikey hair is from Sith Magic, and soon the seven degrees of him will overtake this puny world, and bring order to this solar system. Then this world will be renamed Bacon Bit. Evil.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2005, 10:35:55 PM »
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Blockbuster Video has yet to report a single incident of a movie containing a snake. Even Anacondas.
At least not a vewy-scawy-rawy one.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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« Reply #15 on: May 06, 2005, 12:09:02 AM »
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ROCK.  Let's send all the children over there.  There's no way my cousins' kids would've been able to say even half of that.  They'd just mumble three words of something incoherently and slink behind someone's leg.
Awwwwww
It's not in the cute way either.  We think they might be, um, muy especial.

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« Reply #16 on: May 06, 2005, 03:52:30 PM »
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ROCK.  Let's send all the children over there.  There's no way my cousins' kids would've been able to say even half of that.  They'd just mumble three words of something incoherently and slink behind someone's leg.
Awwwwww
It's not in the cute way either.  We think they might be, um, muy especial.
God, I think I had that Muy Especial last night in my 50 cent tacos... ugh.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #17 on: May 06, 2005, 05:01:06 PM »
When will people understand?  It's never a good idea to go cheap on food!
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« Reply #18 on: May 06, 2005, 07:56:02 PM »
Or condoms.

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« Reply #19 on: May 07, 2005, 11:36:16 AM »
What are you implying? It is well accepted that I was born divinely.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #20 on: May 07, 2005, 12:20:35 PM »
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Or condoms.
or facial products/creams

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« Reply #21 on: May 07, 2005, 12:21:00 PM »
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Or condoms.
Hahahha!  CVS had condoms on clearance yesterday.  I cringed when I saw them.  Mwhahahhaha!!!

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« Reply #22 on: May 13, 2005, 05:00:37 PM »
...

Havoc and Mustang both die in the same chapter of the manga.

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« Reply #23 on: May 16, 2005, 05:16:30 PM »
But did they use CVS condoms?

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« Reply #24 on: May 16, 2005, 06:36:33 PM »
Probally.  Two each.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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« Reply #25 on: May 16, 2005, 07:38:32 PM »
Two each?  LOL  Why that number?

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« Reply #26 on: May 17, 2005, 08:07:48 AM »
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Two each?  LOL  Why that number?
Because . . . they were on clearance.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you