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Come on, the college cheating thing is fucking funny.
« on: Mar 15, 2019, 09:13:34 AM »
We as the public have a duty to laugh at these rich assholes and ensure their humiliation lasts as long as possible. These rich fucks won't serve a day in jail and any fine they'll be given means nothing compared to what's in their vast coffers. Constant roasting of the likes they'll never forget will be the only true justice they'll serve.

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Re: Come on, the college cheating thing is fucking funny.
« Reply #1 on: Mar 15, 2019, 10:48:32 AM »
Might be Irony: There's an episode of Full House where Aunt Becky catches Uncle Jesse doctoring records for their twin kids to try to get them into a better school, and she scolds him for it.
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Re: Come on, the college cheating thing is fucking funny.
« Reply #2 on: Mar 15, 2019, 06:49:40 PM »
LOL
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Re: Come on, the college cheating thing is fucking funny.
« Reply #3 on: Mar 17, 2019, 04:37:34 AM »
What happens to the kids who were enrolled through these shenanigans? Thrown out? Nothing?

I wonder if any of them were in on it, or if they believed they got in on their own merits.

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Re: Come on, the college cheating thing is fucking funny.
« Reply #4 on: Mar 19, 2019, 12:34:59 PM »
There are supposedly some students that genuinely didn't know and the schools said they would evaluate on a case by case basis. I think they should all get tossed. But I do recall one school saying they were not going to expel one of the students.

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Re: Come on, the college cheating thing is fucking funny.
« Reply #5 on: Mar 19, 2019, 05:24:44 PM »
Becky Jr. got the axe.
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Re: Come on, the college cheating thing is fucking funny.
« Reply #6 on: Mar 26, 2019, 03:23:37 PM »
Aunt Becky's brats are still enrolled at USC and the YouTuber one is supposedly whining about how Mom and Dad ruined her life. Yeah, young and beautiful and holed up in a $35M house in Bel Air and her life is le ruined.

She's so clueless. She thinks if she didn't go to USC this wouldn't be happening. But the 'rents already did all the sneaky shit with her older sister so this was blowing up in their faces either way. And you can't be all implying you didn't even want to go to school but mommy made you. Where were these protests as your parents funded your spoiled rich "influencer" lifestyle as you boredly went to school under your ill-gotten admission? Perfectly happy to go along with something she knew was wrong until the family got caught.

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Re: Come on, the college cheating thing is fucking funny.
« Reply #7 on: Apr 05, 2019, 05:14:41 AM »
Ivy Leagues are known for letting in so many rich kids due to their parents "donations". This is nothing new except in that some dude got caught and now they have to act innocent and stuff.

I have to say that whole thing with Dr Dre commenting on it and getting his ass handled back was so funny.

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Re: Come on, the college cheating thing is fucking funny.
« Reply #8 on: Apr 09, 2019, 07:13:36 PM »
Stupid Dr. Dre and stupid Kimora Lee Simmons. Just shut-up. Dr. Dre paid for his kid to get in school and wants to act like he's above these other people. Your name's on a building, my dude, they're not gonna turn your kid away. And Kimora was all bragging about her kid getting into Harvard or whatever. Nobody wants to hear a rich person brag about this shit and how smaaaaart their kid is. You can pay for the best schools and the best tutors. Nobody wants to hear about it. Even one of the Lowes--Rob?--make some tweet about it. Like, NO.

Meanwhile, more news is coming out that Becky's influencer daughter was apparently all 'Derrr, I wouldn't have even done this if I knew this would happen.' So you're 19 and don't know right from wrong? You're 19 and don't understand when you do something illegal and stupid, there's consequences? Word from the rumor mill is that she's looking to get her "brand" back up and running. Best of luck to you, girl. I checked her Insta and people are still dragging her in the comments. Maybe wait for this to die down first? Or go make a sex tape? That's what all the cool kids these days like, right?