Author Topic: So does Johnny Depp know... (Read 5776 times)

B E C K · « **on:** May 30, 2016, 03:41:21 AM »

...he's not really Jack Sparrow?

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #1 on:** May 31, 2016, 10:16:37 PM »

His dad's Keith Richards. Don't ruin it for him.

B E C K · « **Reply #2 on:** Jun 01, 2016, 04:33:28 AM »

He's going to lose Keith Richards in the divorce. The judge won't leave him with an abusive family.

B E C K · « **Reply #3 on:** Jun 01, 2016, 05:44:14 AM »

'We'd watched her manipulate and f**k with him for years': Comedian Doug Stanhope claims Green Ambler Heard was threatening to blackmail his pal Johnny Depp days before she went public.'

Quote from: Daily Mail (I know it's formatted really weird but it's how DM does it. They're freaks.)

Stanhope said Depp's 'closest circle' of friends all shared similar views, but had been too scared to tell him out of fear that he would subsequently push them away.

'We didn't want to be thrown out of the circle for saying The Emperor was being Stripped of His Clothes,' Stanhope said.

The comedian said he almost expected Depp to ask him to leave his home on Saturday after he finally shared his true thoughts.

'But I wasn't seeing Johnny Depp,' Stanhope wrote. 'I saw a naked Emperor. And we told him to get dressed.'

Other friends of Depp's also came clean that day, Stanhope said, and the actor was 'dumbstruck' but thanked them for their honesty.

We didn't want to be "thrown out of the circle." Then we couldn't brag we were friends with Johnny Depp, benefit from his wealth and opulent lifestyle, or use his Hollywood connections. Fuck you. Jesus, Johnny Depp needs to buy himself some better friends.

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** Jun 01, 2016, 05:48:05 AM »

"Green Ambler Heard." I've had that filter on the A-name for years and it never made me lose my shit until today.

Rama · « **Reply #5 on:** Jun 01, 2016, 09:40:02 AM »

I'll be Johnny Depp's new friend...I mean I don't really like him, but you know connections and money and stuff.

B E C K · « **Reply #6 on:** Jun 01, 2016, 12:42:05 PM »

I'll be his friend for his connections and money, but also tell him the truth and look out for him at the same time. That's a great deal.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #7 on:** Jun 02, 2016, 08:42:57 PM »

Ol' Johnny Derp. I still haven't figured out how he became famous. Every time I see something about him I start humming "Into the Great Wide Open"....

B E C K · « **Reply #8 on:** Jun 03, 2016, 02:36:23 AM »

lol "Johnny Derp." I googled pics of him when he was young and just realized he's been in constant "Cry Baby" mode for the last few years. Like the same face he made there with the tear is now his resting face.

jonhammstein · « **Reply #9 on:** Jun 12, 2016, 02:06:14 AM »

I've hated Depp for years, but I don't know what to make of this business. Did he abuse Green Ambler Heard? I don't know.

He's shitty, but is he that shitty? I really don't know.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #10 on:** Jun 12, 2016, 08:19:45 PM »

AMBLAH!

B E C K · « **Reply #11 on:** Jun 13, 2016, 05:23:55 AM »

Quote from: joerammstein on Jun 12, 2016, 02:06:14 AM

I've hated Depp for years, but I don't know what to make of this business. Did he abuse Green Ambler Heard? I don't know.

He's shitty, but is he that shitty? I really don't know.

I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt because I'm seeing a bunch of red flags here. Such as spousal support to an actress worth millions for one year of marriage with no children. Such as alleging abuse only AFTER spousal support was declined. Such as filing for a divorce from a marriage in which domestic violence was present yet not listing the abuse as the cause of the divorce. Such as the police findings which don't support her claims and that she filed no charges. Such as her refusing to file a deposition under oath.

Quote from: http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/johnny-depps-lawyer-claims-amber-8164299

At the legal meeting, Green Ambler's lawyer explained she had been unable to sit for a deposition because she is in New Jersey for her best friend's engagement party, and then has to fly to the UK for a 'Justice League' costume fitting and won't be back until hours before the trial next week.

And Cosmo UK published this gem. "See? She's not a gold digger, guise. She refused the support." $50k for eight months with a mutual restraining order but she didn't want that because she didn't do anything wrong.

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Sources say Green Ambler would "never agree" to this, as it's Johnny that is a danger to her - not the other way around.

The sources also say that money is of the "lowest priority" for Green Ambler in the ongoing legal battle against her ex-husband. She simply wants to ensure her personal safety, and take a stand for other victims of domestic abuse.

Her actions do not jive with the actions of someone "taking a stand." I don't believe her. Depp has clear substance abuse problems and he's probably very fucking weird... but I don't think he abused her.

Rama · « **Reply #12 on:** Jun 14, 2016, 11:23:30 PM »

Green Ambler sounds like a 1970's car.

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Jun 16, 2016, 05:45:11 AM »

What does Steel Runner sound like?

Rama · « **Reply #14 on:** Jun 16, 2016, 05:45:09 PM »

Pittsburgh's Bobsled Team.

B E C K · « **Reply #15 on:** Jun 17, 2016, 02:06:55 AM »

G.I. Jogger?

Rama · « **Reply #16 on:** Jun 17, 2016, 10:28:38 AM »

Snake Eyes with a sweat band and a Walkman.

B E C K · « **Reply #17 on:** Jun 18, 2016, 03:25:28 AM »

Catalack?

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #18 on:** Jun 18, 2016, 01:38:56 PM »

Cattank?

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Jun 19, 2016, 05:29:34 AM »

Did Cattank just fart?

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #20 on:** Jun 19, 2016, 12:48:13 PM »

It's napalm. Well, either way, it is.

jonhammstein · « **Reply #21 on:** Jun 19, 2016, 07:26:42 PM »

Man, I knew a cat like that. Sounded like a chainsaw when he purred. He was also missing his right front leg, but I don't know if that was accidental or medical.

Rama · « **Reply #22 on:** Jun 20, 2016, 08:12:09 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jun 18, 2016, 03:25:28 AM

Catalack?

A Cadillac made up to look like a giant tabby.

B E C K · « **Reply #23 on:** Nov 11, 2016, 06:48:55 PM »

Okay, so I know this topic hasn't been posted in for at least, like, 120 days. Just checkin' that all y'all knew that was a Chrono Trigger joke tho'.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #24 on:** Nov 11, 2016, 10:41:36 PM »

I had forgotten. Which is odd, as I've played that game more than any other single game over my lifetime.

Didn't know they were planning a new Pirates of the Caribbean movie (is it Kah-rib-ee-in or Kah-rih-bee-in? Discuss) until I saw the trailer for it today. Learn something new every day.

jonhammstein · « **Reply #25 on:** Nov 11, 2016, 11:33:30 PM »

I missed out on Chrono Trigger at the time, among other things (Final Fantasy VI), because I foolishly sold my SNES when we got our first PC.

That last Pirates was ultimate trash. How does this one look?

B E C K · « **Reply #26 on:** Nov 12, 2016, 03:53:37 AM »

Quote from: Rodent of Unusual Size on Nov 11, 2016, 10:41:36 PM

I had forgotten. Which is odd, as I've played that game more than any other single game over my lifetime.

Didn't know they were planning a new Pirates of the Caribbean movie (is it Kah-rib-ee-in or Kah-rih-bee-in? Discuss) until I saw the trailer for it today. Learn something new every day.

Don't they say Care-uh-BEE-in for these films? In this case, I'd just go with how they're saying it in the film. Like that whole Constantine thing and rhyming it with Valentine vs Valen-teen.

Quote from: joerammstein on Nov 11, 2016, 11:33:30 PM

I missed out on Chrono Trigger at the time, among other things (Final Fantasy VI), because I foolishly sold my SNES when we got our first PC.

That last Pirates was ultimate trash. How does this one look?

You sold it? You weren't allowed to have both? Or you just said "fuck this old shit" and got rid of it?

You know, a movie with pirates should be my jam but this goddamn franchise. Every subsequent film looks more garbagey than the last. After Black Pearl, they should've just made the rest of the films "The Adventures of Jack Sparrow" where he goes to different things and explores different cultures and finds himself in different shit. And meanwhile, he gets new party members of something. (Okay, so this rpg talk is maybe influencing my thought on this somewhat.) But no matter where he goes in these things, it looks like he ends up in the same grimy, dirty places. I swear he's just sailing around in circles. I did not freaking know this: Wikipedia has the last Pirates as the most expensive film every made. Like waht? Well, these things turn a profit so we're probably gonna end up with ten more of 'em.

Also, I've seen the Internets buzzing over this:

I think the first few seconds already gave us more aliens and fewer safety pins than Rogue One.

jonhammstein · « **Reply #27 on:** Nov 12, 2016, 05:20:58 AM »

I sold my SNES because, "Video games are for kids, I'm a PC gamer now herp derp!"

Regret!

That dude in Valerian is such a discount DiCaprio, or shall we say, DiCrapio. Can't stand his face.

Cara Delevingne is pretty, but those eyebrows scare me a little bit.

B E C K · « **Reply #28 on:** Nov 12, 2016, 09:21:40 AM »

Quote from: joerammstein on Nov 12, 2016, 05:20:58 AM

I sold my SNES because, "Video games are for kids, I'm a PC gamer now herp derp!"

Nah, really? Damn! You were a PC snob before that shit was even in style. I still have mine. I keep trying to part with it and I can't. Even tho' the powet box is a piece of shit and I can play my favorite SNES games on my computer now anyway. Did you at least play Chrono and FF on your computer?

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That dude in Valerian is such a discount DiCaprio, or shall we say, DiCrapio. Can't stand his face.

I hear that comparison and I kinda see why people say that but no, man. No. He's the Howdy Doody/Big Lots* edition of DiCaprio. Google image search Leo at the Aviator or the Departed premieres (where he's around a comparable age) and then google the Valerian guy (Dane Dehaan). The latter looks ill in almost all of his pictures. Sometimes he looks like Ron Weasley and sometimes he looks 40 (he's 30 btw).

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Cara Delevingne is pretty, but those eyebrows scare me a little bit.

I feel like I'm the only one who likes her eyebrows but NOT the rest of her.

*I made that crack not even considering if you have Big Lots in Canada. Apparently, you did at one point a few years back but then they fled because "not enough Canadian pesetas" or whatever. Big Lots sells everyone else's rejects and overstock.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #29 on:** Nov 12, 2016, 12:52:07 PM »

My SNES has been untouched for years, but emulation on PC scratched that itch. I just attached a Raspberry Pi/RetroPie box to my TV that emulates everything up to Dreamcast...at less than $100 it was worth sorting through the kludginess to get a working classic gaming machine for nearly the cost of one of those new NES Classic doodads.