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I think so, too.  But it's not allowed to be doomed until I'm done with it. :poo:

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Re: Stephen Hawking said we're doomed if we don't leave Earth.
« Reply #1 on: Apr 16, 2013, 07:57:58 PM »
I think we will leave at some point, but I don't think those that stay are doomed or anything. Earth will just be home base or something. Not unlike Star Trek.

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Re: Stephen Hawking said we're doomed if we don't leave Earth.
« Reply #2 on: Apr 16, 2013, 08:09:55 PM »
I thought more like Star Wars.  As in Alderaan.

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Re: Stephen Hawking said we're doomed if we don't leave Earth.
« Reply #3 on: Apr 17, 2013, 01:36:22 AM »
Peter Cushing is dead. We'll be fine.


But what do you mean...like aliens will destroy us with a super laser? I thought this was a whole "We will destroy ourselves." type thing.

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Re: Stephen Hawking said we're doomed if we don't leave Earth.
« Reply #4 on: Apr 17, 2013, 03:34:29 AM »
None of us will be alive by the time something "bad" happens so yeah

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Re: Stephen Hawking said we're doomed if we don't leave Earth.
« Reply #5 on: Apr 17, 2013, 04:44:39 AM »
I thought this was a whole "We will destroy ourselves." type thing.

Well, ya know, if a dinosaur-type comet comes straight towards us and we don't have a back-up colony or something somewhere to flee to, we're kinda boned.

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Re: Stephen Hawking said we're doomed if we don't leave Earth.
« Reply #6 on: Apr 17, 2013, 05:49:21 AM »
Guess we're doomed then.
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Re: Stephen Hawking said we're doomed if we don't leave Earth.
« Reply #7 on: Apr 17, 2013, 12:07:02 PM »
We need a Super Dimensional Fortress.
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Re: Stephen Hawking said we're doomed if we don't leave Earth.
« Reply #8 on: Apr 17, 2013, 02:54:40 PM »
I thought this was a whole "We will destroy ourselves." type thing.

Well, ya know, if a dinosaur-type comet comes straight towards us and we don't have a back-up colony or something somewhere to flee to, we're kinda boned.

Well the conspiracy nut inside me thinks there is a plan for that kinda thing. And I don't mean like giant Space ships that only the rich can afford to board or anything like that.

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Re: Stephen Hawking said we're doomed if we don't leave Earth.
« Reply #9 on: Apr 17, 2013, 03:12:18 PM »
We need a Super Dimensional Fortress.
Howl's castle?

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Re: Stephen Hawking said we're doomed if we don't leave Earth.
« Reply #10 on: Apr 17, 2013, 03:34:54 PM »
Of course if you really want to leave Earth, you can always sign up for this:
http://mars-one.com/en/

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Re: Stephen Hawking said we're doomed if we don't leave Earth.
« Reply #11 on: Apr 17, 2013, 03:37:26 PM »
We needed Stephen Hawking to tell us this.

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Re: Stephen Hawking said we're doomed if we don't leave Earth.
« Reply #12 on: Apr 17, 2013, 03:39:53 PM »
Now, maybe if his name was Stephen Hawkwing, he'd actually be doing something about it, instead of just stating the obvious and going back to relaxing in that easy chair of his, or whatever it is.

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Re: Stephen Hawking said we're doomed if we don't leave Earth.
« Reply #13 on: Apr 17, 2013, 10:38:57 PM »
We needed Stephen Hawking to tell us this.

Yes, yes we did.  Instead of a u-topia, we have a Fruitopia.

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Re: Stephen Hawking said we're doomed if we don't leave Earth.
« Reply #14 on: Apr 23, 2013, 07:39:52 PM »
It's gonna be a little hard for Steven Hawking to leave Earth if he can't even leave his wheelchair.
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Re: Stephen Hawking said we're doomed if we don't leave Earth.
« Reply #15 on: Apr 23, 2013, 09:50:14 PM »
DAMN!  :laugh:

...I mean,  :nono:




We need a Super Dimensional Fortress.
Howl's castle?
Not quite....
« Last Edit: Apr 23, 2013, 09:52:58 PM by Rodent of Unusual Size »
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Re: Stephen Hawking said we're doomed if we don't leave Earth.
« Reply #16 on: Apr 24, 2013, 05:12:56 PM »
It's gonna be a little hard for Steven Hawking to leave Earth if he can't even leave his wheelchair.

Ouch
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Re: Stephen Hawking said we're doomed if we don't leave Earth.
« Reply #17 on: Apr 25, 2013, 12:00:26 AM »
I was thinking rockets.  Rockets on his wheelchair.  That'd kick azz.

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Re: Stephen Hawking said we're doomed if we don't leave Earth.
« Reply #18 on: Apr 25, 2013, 05:58:45 AM »
Someone with mad Photoshop skills needs to slap Hawking's horrific visage onto that Super Dimensional Fortress.

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Re: Stephen Hawking said we're doomed if we don't leave Earth.
« Reply #19 on: Apr 26, 2013, 02:18:25 PM »
Did you guys know Hawkins likes to go to stripclubs and take pics with the strippers
Hes living da lief

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Re: Stephen Hawking said we're doomed if we don't leave Earth.
« Reply #20 on: Apr 26, 2013, 05:40:15 PM »
Where does he go that the girls let him take pictures with them?  I'd love that service.

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Re: Stephen Hawking said we're doomed if we don't leave Earth.
« Reply #21 on: Apr 26, 2013, 06:12:54 PM »
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Re: Stephen Hawking said we're doomed if we don't leave Earth.
« Reply #22 on: Apr 26, 2013, 09:33:18 PM »
Awwww, how sad that all of three of them have the same motor neurone disease.  Hey, hey, if Hawking's British, shouldn't his voice box mc-doodad that speaks for him have a British accent?

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Re: Stephen Hawking said we're doomed if we don't leave Earth.
« Reply #23 on: Jun 07, 2013, 07:15:27 PM »
If I was Hawking I'd get a voicebox that made me sound like Darth Vader

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Re: Stephen Hawking said we're doomed if we don't leave Earth.
« Reply #24 on: Jun 07, 2013, 11:28:13 PM »
You'd be, like, the most badass physicist crip ever.

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Re: Stephen Hawking said we're doomed if we don't leave Earth.
« Reply #25 on: Jun 08, 2013, 05:05:50 PM »
I must've dreamed a thousand dreams
Been haunted by a million screams
But I can hear the marching feet
They're moving into the street.

Now did you read the news today
They say the danger's gone away
But I can see the fire's still alight
They're burning into the night.

There's too many men
Too many people
Making too many problems
And not much love to go 'round
Can't you see
This is a land of confusion.

This is the world we live in
And these are the hands we're given
Use them and let's start trying
To make it a place worth living in.

Oh Superman where are you now
When everything's gone wrong somehow
The men of steel, the men of powet
Are losing control by the hour.

This is the time
This is the place
So we look for the future
But there's not much love to go 'round
Tell me why, this is a land of confusion.

This is the world we live in
And these are the hands were given
Use them and let's start trying
To make it a place worth living in.

I remember long ago -
When the sun was shining
And the stars were bright
All through the night
And the sound of your laughter
As I held you tight
So long ago -

I won't be coming home tonight
My generation will put it right
We're not just making promises
That we know, well never keep.

Too many men
There's too many people
Making too many problems
And not much love to go round
Can't you see
This is a land of confusion.

Now this is the world we live in
And these are the hands we're given
Use them and let's start trying
To make it a place worth fighting for.

This is the world we live in
And these are the names were given
Stand up and let's start showing
Just where our lives are going to.

*just imagine this sung through a voice synthesizer*
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Re: Stephen Hawking said we're doomed if we don't leave Earth.
« Reply #26 on: Jul 02, 2013, 11:03:42 AM »
Where does he go that the girls let him take pictures with them?  I'd love that service.

He's Stephen fucking Hawking. He doesn't need permission.
Get a little closer let it fold
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