YAY!!!

[B E C K]

That Andy Wachowski e-mail I teased Rama with many moons ago was also a real e-mail that forwarded back to his own e-mail, but I don't think he ever gave it a try.

[Bernie AKA]

I would love being rich with the exception of the part where people try to kidnap you or your loved ones for ransom, and you gotta get all Mel Gibson on them.

Or when your son drinks himself to death at 31 because he can't equal your business smarts.  Happened to one of my clients.   Another came back from vacation early and found daughters Cupcake & Princess had a little party - their assistant told me they had to spread cat litter all over the marble entryway to soak up the puke.  Ruined a bunch of furniture, but they didn't dare file a claim.

I'll take modest confort, thanks.    

[Merla]

Cupcake and Princess?!? WTF    

[Faye Valentine]

Or when your son drinks himself to death at 31 because he can't equal your business smarts.

that made me remember of that nicholas cage movie, in which he does the same thing. it was awesome(the movie, not the death...well it was kinda dramatic too)

[B E C K]

That's why you don't have kids of your own, find some bright but poor schmuck, and annoynmously fund his education.

[Pissed-off Bernie]

And then there are the little fucktards who steal out of cars or vandalize them on a dare because they're bored.  Eddie went back inside before work and left the Jeep unlocked in the driveway this morning like a moron; wasn't inside 5 minutes, and got stuff swiped out of the console. It wasn't anyone who knew what they were doing because the stereo face was untouched.  Two checkbooks, the Shell card (which wasn't used before I cancelled it), and Eddie's prescription glasses?     Neighbor saw 4 kids running up the street laughing.

So that's tomorrow afternoon I have to take off because one of the checkbooks was for our mortgage account and I have to go in, get a new account and hope they can switch the payroll deduction to the new account before Friday so our mortgage payment doesn't get fucked up plus we get to pay $300 for a new pair of glasses.  And why?  What are these little asswipes going to do with script glasses?  

Time for some signs that say "This property protected by Smith & Wesson".  :angry:  

[B E C K]

Well fuck.  God, what assholes.  I don't understand people who just can't leave other people alone.  If someone leaves their door ajar or their garage open, it would never occur to me to actually go and steal something.

[Extra Zero]

I know, Jeez...  Kids today are so fucking stupid.  I love scaring them shitless when I get the chance though and I can't wait for the chance I get to threaten one of my kid sister's boyfriends with "Dental Torture"...