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« on: Mar 06, 2005, 06:54:31 PM »
I think it would be a fun thing to try, and you can always edit out the actual sex and zoom a closeup of a cucumber and a bowl of mashedpotatoes.

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« Reply #1 on: Mar 06, 2005, 06:55:43 PM »
snuff? you mean those films about killing someone that some people think they are real? like the movie?

sorry if i dont make sense, im really hangover :unsure:  

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« Reply #2 on: Mar 06, 2005, 07:00:27 PM »
Yea thats the one, Ive already been killed on one guys student film.
One of my friends just got a video camera and i was getting ideas...

of course there would be comedy!
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« Reply #3 on: Mar 06, 2005, 07:01:03 PM »
:lol:  :lol:
on how to get killed?

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« Reply #4 on: Mar 06, 2005, 07:47:42 PM »
I have to be the killer, not the killee.

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« Reply #5 on: Mar 06, 2005, 08:13:59 PM »
I've always been the killer in student films, I wonder why.
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« Reply #6 on: Mar 06, 2005, 08:49:15 PM »
None of us do.

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« Reply #7 on: Mar 07, 2005, 05:33:43 PM »
It's that one eye. It creeps people out.
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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« Reply #8 on: Mar 07, 2005, 05:58:33 PM »
I just watched Last Action Hero and as guys with missing eyes go, he's got Zero SERVED.

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« Reply #9 on: Mar 08, 2005, 12:50:12 AM »
I always think of Shwiggie whenever someone brings up that movie.

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« Reply #10 on: Mar 08, 2005, 03:16:09 AM »
I wouldn't want a glass eye.  As it stands, I could one day have my left eye fixed, there's just nothing sophisticated enough to correct it yet.  
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« Reply #11 on: Mar 08, 2005, 04:37:03 AM »
I hate it when I try to make eye contact with someone with one functioning eye and I pick the wrong damn eye.  It's like, damnit, I was following a bogey this whole time.  Usually if I can get them to look somewhere and then observe which eye was actually looking.

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« Reply #12 on: Mar 08, 2005, 12:47:59 PM »
You wouldn't notice anything with me.  When my left eye was still just "legally blind", I trained it to move in sync with my right eye.  So now, I can move my left eye to look in the same position as the right.
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« Reply #13 on: Mar 08, 2005, 06:37:30 PM »
wait WAIT. you can't see from one eye?? like, nada?

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« Reply #14 on: Mar 08, 2005, 06:46:49 PM »
It used to be just blurs and shadows in my left eye, sometime around New Years, vision in my left eye went completely black.
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« Reply #15 on: Mar 08, 2005, 07:26:14 PM »
why???

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« Reply #16 on: Mar 08, 2005, 09:07:15 PM »
I have a severe astigmatism in my left eye.  
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« Reply #17 on: Mar 08, 2005, 10:01:42 PM »
dayumm
u cant use contact lenses?

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« Reply #18 on: Mar 09, 2005, 01:18:44 AM »
I can wear them just fine, actually.  The problem is that no light is able to hit the back of my left eye.
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« Reply #19 on: Mar 09, 2005, 01:22:36 AM »
Have you tried poking a teeny tiny flashlight in the back of your head?

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« Reply #20 on: Mar 09, 2005, 01:43:02 AM »
No.
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« Reply #21 on: Mar 09, 2005, 01:55:38 AM »
If you let me drill the hole, I won't charge you anything.

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« Reply #22 on: Mar 09, 2005, 05:37:11 AM »
Wow, suddenly your Snake Eater avatar makes so much more sense.

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« Reply #23 on: Mar 09, 2005, 08:05:09 AM »
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Nuri the unlicensed surgeon!

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« Reply #24 on: Mar 09, 2005, 12:54:26 PM »
"You used silverware from a seafood place!"
"But I cleaned them with my napkin."
The wife forgave the mistress for she only entertained.

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« Reply #25 on: Mar 09, 2005, 01:10:08 PM »
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That sounds safe!
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« Reply #26 on: Mar 09, 2005, 04:59:09 PM »
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"You used silverware from a seafood place!"
"But I cleaned them with my napkin."
Now remember, if something goes wrong, let's not get the law involved. One hand washes the other. Oh, that reminds me!

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« Reply #27 on: Mar 09, 2005, 05:55:33 PM »
Reminds you what?
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« Reply #28 on: Mar 10, 2005, 01:12:10 AM »
Of Corky.

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« Reply #29 on: Mar 10, 2005, 10:31:18 AM »
It's Dr. Nick from The Simpsons.
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