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« on: Feb 23, 2005, 03:36:26 PM »
And three of the parents' five kids are Kairon, Mikai, and Kaizaac.  Another one is also Kai-something or other.  What the fuck?  Kaizaac?  Is that even a name?  It sounds like a medication.  And wasn't Khyron a villain on Robotech?
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« Reply #1 on: Feb 23, 2005, 03:38:51 PM »
You must not have heard of a basketball player named Scientific Maps.

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« Reply #2 on: Feb 23, 2005, 04:01:17 PM »
Wha?  I mean at least I've heard of Mikai, but those other two are working hard to out-ghey the other.

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« Reply #3 on: Feb 23, 2005, 04:26:40 PM »
Heh, I recently worked with a 6ft tall black guy named Arian White.  I fucking kid you not.
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« Reply #4 on: Feb 23, 2005, 04:28:49 PM »
:lol:

I had a Jewish friend with the last name of Guderian; pronounced "good-Aryan".
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« Reply #5 on: Feb 23, 2005, 04:30:51 PM »
Those are neat names.

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« Reply #6 on: Feb 23, 2005, 04:33:37 PM »
I also had a co-worker named Jesus Lunpao.  He was half Greek, half Phillipino.  Everyone called him "Zeus" for short, so either way his name was blasphemus!
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« Reply #7 on: Feb 23, 2005, 04:41:21 PM »
My mother attended a taping of the Dr. Phil show this morning.


Apparently the guests of the show spoke with my mother - the daughter wants to email me.


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« Reply #8 on: Feb 23, 2005, 04:43:34 PM »
*pfffffffffft!*  HAHAHAHAHAHA!  YOU'RE MENTIONED ON DR. PHIL!  
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« Reply #9 on: Feb 23, 2005, 05:07:01 PM »
No. After the taping, Dr. Phil had a Q&A segment where my mother asked and explained a few things.

The guests asked to talk to my mother. She gave them our home phone number and her e-mail, then their daughter asked if I'd talk to her through e-mail or on the phone or something.


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« Reply #10 on: Feb 23, 2005, 05:34:50 PM »
Whhhhhyyyyy?
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« Reply #11 on: Feb 24, 2005, 12:34:56 AM »
Yeah. I second this "why".
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« Reply #12 on: Feb 24, 2005, 01:51:47 AM »
Awwww!  He has a little girlfriend!  What was the show about?  She's not like a teen-ho or something, is she?
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« Reply #13 on: Feb 24, 2005, 04:58:00 AM »
It was an OCD show. And, to top it off, this chick is a die-hard religious fanatic, so she blends them both. Like, she can't see or hear the word 6, or she'll flip out about 666, Satan and other crap.

She asked my mom if she could talk to me - since I have OCD as well. Not THAT bad, but god. She wants to talk to somebody who has similar problems but wasn't kidnapped and put in a facility by their parents.

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« Reply #14 on: Feb 24, 2005, 08:40:22 AM »
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this chick is a die-hard religious fanatic

Okay.  Call me pessimistic, but I fear a clash unless all words are veeery carefully chosen.  :huh:  
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« Reply #15 on: Feb 24, 2005, 10:41:12 AM »
Max has to fuck her brains out to make the "6"s go away!
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« Reply #16 on: Feb 24, 2005, 02:12:37 PM »
I've had people's parents bring them in to talk to me at my place of work on many seperate occasions, as an example of how .."normal" a guy can be considering how I'm labeled on paper. This little kid named Aaronwho has a pretty bad case of Ausberger's syndrome talked to me for like thrity minutes about school and frineds and stuff, and his mother later told me that she's never seen anyone hold  convrsation with him like that before. She tipped me a lot. it made me happy.
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« Reply #17 on: Feb 24, 2005, 03:19:38 PM »
Yeah, but when this chick talks to ol' Tap Tap, I'm going to lay a wager on how close to death she'll beat him.

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« Reply #18 on: Feb 24, 2005, 03:48:35 PM »
Yeah Khyron was the evil zentradie warlord from Robotech.  Khyron is also the name of a pharmaceutical  company, though I am not sure on the spelling.
 

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« Reply #19 on: Feb 24, 2005, 05:14:19 PM »
Chiron, I believe
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« Reply #20 on: Feb 24, 2005, 06:12:57 PM »
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It was an OCD show. And, to top it off, this chick is a die-hard religious fanatic, so she blends them both. Like, she can't see or hear the word 6, or she'll flip out about 666, Satan and other crap.

She asked my mom if she could talk to me - since I have OCD as well. Not THAT bad, but god. She wants to talk to somebody who has similar problems but wasn't kidnapped and put in a facility by their parents.

I'm scared!
whats OCD?

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« Reply #21 on: Feb 24, 2005, 07:02:22 PM »
What Is OCD?
 
If you or someone you care about has been diagnosed with Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (OCD), you may feel you are the only person facing the difficulties of this illness. But you are not alone. In the United States, 1 in 50 adults currently has OCD, and twice that many have had it at some point in their lives. Fortunately, very effective treatments for OCD are now available to help you regain a more satisfying life. Here are answers to the most commonly asked questions about OCD.



What Is Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder?


Worries, doubts, superstitious beliefs all are common in everyday life. However, when they become so excessive such as hours of hand washing or make no sense at all such as driving around and around the block to chell that an accident didn't occur then a diagnosis of OCD is made. In OCD, it is as though the brain gets stuck on a particular thought or urge and just can't let go. People with OCD often say the symptoms feel like a case of mental hiccups that won't go away. OCD is a medical brain disorder that causes problems in information processing. It is not your fault or the result of a "weak" or unstable personality.



Before the arrival of modern medications and cognitive behavior therapy, OCD was generally thought to be untreatable. Most people with OCD continued to suffer, despite years of ineffective psychotherapy. Today, luckily, treatment can help most people with OCD. Although OCD is usually completely curable only in some individuals, most people achieve meaningful and long-term symptom relief with comprehensive treatment.
 

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« Reply #22 on: Feb 24, 2005, 10:21:14 PM »
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Yeah, but when this chick talks to ol' Tap Tap, I'm going to lay a wager on how close to death she'll beat him.
Nah...
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« Reply #23 on: Feb 24, 2005, 10:56:44 PM »
LMAO @ toe.  I'm two sentences through and I like "wait a minute, these aren't toe's own words".  

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« Reply #24 on: Feb 24, 2005, 10:57:35 PM »
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I've had people's parents bring them in to talk to me at my place of work on many seperate occasions, as an example of how .."normal" a guy can be considering how I'm labeled on paper. This little kid named Aaronwho has a pretty bad case of Ausberger's syndrome talked to me for like thrity minutes about school and frineds and stuff, and his mother later told me that she's never seen anyone hold  convrsation with him like that before. She tipped me a lot. it made me happy.
And that was pretty cool of you.  On top of that, you also got teh paid.

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« Reply #25 on: Feb 24, 2005, 11:03:12 PM »
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LMAO @ toe.  I'm two sentences through and I like "wait a minute, these aren't toe's own words".
Haha!  His spoken words are the best though...
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« Reply #26 on: Feb 24, 2005, 11:07:31 PM »
I later cooked and ate the kid.
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« Reply #27 on: Feb 24, 2005, 11:11:57 PM »
*crickets*
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« Reply #28 on: Feb 25, 2005, 12:32:32 AM »
I forget what toe sounds like.  All I remember is a southern drawl and the phrase "I'm a MAN"

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« Reply #29 on: Feb 25, 2005, 12:53:24 AM »
I do.  Though really, you all should invest in Xbox live.
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