--- Registration is open. Gib Cialis? ---

Author Topic: I was gonna show off my new nephew...  (Read 32681 times)

Bitch

  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Bicurious Italian Plumber
  • *****
  • Posts: 1089
  • Owl Pellets: 10002
    • View Profile
I was gonna show off my new nephew...
« on: Feb 22, 2005, 10:35:33 AM »
But I forgot to scan any of the pictures. -_- Oh well. His name is interesting, though. Adam Tapio Sequoyah Manttari-Ames. He has brown hair and blue eyes and really long limbs. His toes are almost as long as his fingers. I'm beginning to suspect that Miina cheated on Marc with a monkey, but don't have any evidence to that yet.
« Last Edit: Feb 22, 2005, 10:35:58 AM by Bitch »

Sexy faye

  • Guest
I was gonna show off my new nephew...
« Reply #1 on: Feb 22, 2005, 10:58:50 AM »
dayaam!
where is the mom from?

Bitch

  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Bicurious Italian Plumber
  • *****
  • Posts: 1089
  • Owl Pellets: 10002
    • View Profile
I was gonna show off my new nephew...
« Reply #2 on: Feb 22, 2005, 11:10:05 AM »
Finland.

Extra Zero

  • Member #8
  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • *******
  • Posts: 3988
  • Owl Pellets: -1
  • Not Today.
    • View Profile
I was gonna show off my new nephew...
« Reply #3 on: Feb 22, 2005, 12:22:02 PM »
Heh, I nearly killed my new neice/nephew the other day.
-Remember teens, smoking makes pregnant women look cool!-

Bitch

  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Bicurious Italian Plumber
  • *****
  • Posts: 1089
  • Owl Pellets: 10002
    • View Profile
I was gonna show off my new nephew...
« Reply #4 on: Feb 22, 2005, 12:44:10 PM »
oO

Extra Zero

  • Member #8
  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • *******
  • Posts: 3988
  • Owl Pellets: -1
  • Not Today.
    • View Profile
I was gonna show off my new nephew...
« Reply #5 on: Feb 22, 2005, 01:14:55 PM »
Ran into my sister at the grocery store.  Rather than ignoring me, she scoffed me and asked if our mom "was dead yet."  I grabbed her by the throat and threatened to punch her so hard it would not only kill her child, but leave her sterile for the rest of her life.  I took pity upon her, breifly and went back to my business.
-Remember teens, smoking makes pregnant women look cool!-

MegatronYES

  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Abused By Alec Baldwin
  • ******
  • Posts: 2390
  • Owl Pellets: 2
    • View Profile
I was gonna show off my new nephew...
« Reply #6 on: Feb 22, 2005, 02:10:51 PM »
Damn. You treat your sister like you treat me.
Call me..... the Tide Hunter

Extra Zero

  • Member #8
  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • *******
  • Posts: 3988
  • Owl Pellets: -1
  • Not Today.
    • View Profile
I was gonna show off my new nephew...
« Reply #7 on: Feb 22, 2005, 02:19:39 PM »
You probably weren't around when I was posting what my sister put myself and my family through.  After being exposed for what she was, she fled and got herself knocked up by her jobless boyfriend.  I don't care if she's 17 and pregnant, she gets no sympathy from me.  I won't know what to do if that baby ever winds up on my doorstep or a family member's...I just fucking won't know what to do.
-Remember teens, smoking makes pregnant women look cool!-

Bitch

  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Bicurious Italian Plumber
  • *****
  • Posts: 1089
  • Owl Pellets: 10002
    • View Profile
I was gonna show off my new nephew...
« Reply #8 on: Feb 22, 2005, 02:19:58 PM »
Don't it make you feel special?

MegatronYES

  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Abused By Alec Baldwin
  • ******
  • Posts: 2390
  • Owl Pellets: 2
    • View Profile
I was gonna show off my new nephew...
« Reply #9 on: Feb 22, 2005, 02:23:37 PM »
Did you snipe her when she respawned in the back of the store?
Call me..... the Tide Hunter

Extra Zero

  • Member #8
  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • *******
  • Posts: 3988
  • Owl Pellets: -1
  • Not Today.
    • View Profile
I was gonna show off my new nephew...
« Reply #10 on: Feb 22, 2005, 02:25:08 PM »
I really wish it were that easy.  
-Remember teens, smoking makes pregnant women look cool!-

MegatronYES

  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Abused By Alec Baldwin
  • ******
  • Posts: 2390
  • Owl Pellets: 2
    • View Profile
I was gonna show off my new nephew...
« Reply #11 on: Feb 22, 2005, 02:28:17 PM »
Yeah, but I know hwat you said that happened. I pay attention to the non-dumbasses here.
Call me..... the Tide Hunter

Extra Zero

  • Member #8
  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • *******
  • Posts: 3988
  • Owl Pellets: -1
  • Not Today.
    • View Profile
I was gonna show off my new nephew...
« Reply #12 on: Feb 22, 2005, 02:28:42 PM »
*thumbsup*
-Remember teens, smoking makes pregnant women look cool!-

Max Con

  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Bicurious Italian Plumber
  • *****
  • Posts: 1084
  • Owl Pellets: 8072
    • View Profile
I was gonna show off my new nephew...
« Reply #13 on: Feb 22, 2005, 04:46:37 PM »
You should crack her with a pipe.


Like the story she gave.
10,000 steps down, round and round. One night on the town and I'm hellbound ... Black oceans beneath, come and swallow me. My little tower, seal my fate. Help me pay back, end their hate. Black oceans beneath, come and swallow me

Extra Zero

  • Member #8
  • Crunchy Greenie
  • Vending Machine Panties
  • *******
  • Posts: 3988
  • Owl Pellets: -1
  • Not Today.
    • View Profile
I was gonna show off my new nephew...
« Reply #14 on: Feb 22, 2005, 04:47:44 PM »
Well, I know she's still smoking and drinking, possibly doing drugs.  Hopefully everything will run its course.
-Remember teens, smoking makes pregnant women look cool!-

B E C K

  • ❀ EN SABAH NURIKO ❀
  • Administrator
  • Your Personal Jesus
  • ********
  • Posts: 22822
  • Owl Pellets: 888
  • I ♥ 高橋 啓介!
    • View Profile
    • Rabbit In A Suit
I was gonna show off my new nephew...
« Reply #15 on: Feb 23, 2005, 09:20:56 AM »
Quote
But I forgot to scan any of the pictures. -_- Oh well. His name is interesting, though. Adam Tapio Sequoyah Manttari-Ames. He has brown hair and blue eyes and really long limbs. His toes are almost as long as his fingers. I'm beginning to suspect that Miina cheated on Marc with a monkey, but don't have any evidence to that yet.
Those monkeys can be real smart.  I know because I've seen "Project X" like one and a half times.

Miina

  • Guest
I was gonna show off my new nephew...
« Reply #16 on: Jun 10, 2005, 11:03:37 PM »
I will send you a picture of him over e-mail so you can show him off auntie. Unless by then you already have the skanning done. I swear I was not stalking you...I looked up my name on google and this is what came up but now that I am here I might as well stalk you.

Also, I DID NOT CHEAT ON HIM WITH A MONKEY! Marcus is hairy enough already and climbs like a monkey.

Wickedly Yours E

  • You should see the other guy!
  • Global Moderator
  • Abused By Alec Baldwin
  • ********
  • Posts: 2234
  • Owl Pellets: 8
  • Mister Musi McStrange Bread
    • View Profile
I was gonna show off my new nephew...
« Reply #17 on: Jun 10, 2005, 11:40:27 PM »
Whoooooa that's some odd genetics.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

B E C K

  • ❀ EN SABAH NURIKO ❀
  • Administrator
  • Your Personal Jesus
  • ********
  • Posts: 22822
  • Owl Pellets: 888
  • I ♥ 高橋 啓介!
    • View Profile
    • Rabbit In A Suit
I was gonna show off my new nephew...
« Reply #18 on: Jun 11, 2005, 12:48:11 AM »
It could've been those gorillas in the mist as well.  Those things can do American sign, take care of kittens, and assimilate Jane Goodall.  Very smart, them ones.