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« on: Jan 26, 2005, 10:40:01 PM »
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/01/26/train.derailment/index.html

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GLENDALE, California (CNN) -- A suicidal man will face murder charges after parking his vehicle on railroad tracks Wednesday, causing a commuter train collision that killed at least 11 people outside Los Angeles, officials said.

"This whole incident was started by a deranged individual who was suicidal," said Glendale Police Chief Randy Adams.

The suspect, identified as 25-year-old Juan Manuel Alvarez, got out of the Jeep Cherokee before impact and watched the collision, Adams said

If you're going to kill yourself, fucknut, do it so it doesn't involve other people. And do it properly, don't chicken out at the last minute.

I think victims and victim's families should gang up and tear this guy limb from limb.
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« Reply #1 on: Jan 27, 2005, 01:59:03 AM »
He should've just drugged himself and lay on the tracks.

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« Reply #2 on: Jan 27, 2005, 05:30:43 AM »
Or just driven off a cliff.
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« Reply #3 on: Jan 27, 2005, 06:26:29 AM »
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He should've just drugged himself and lay on the tracks.
Should also bring along a lot of pennies.

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« Reply #4 on: Jan 27, 2005, 01:02:22 PM »
No, the best way would've been the good old fashioned Revolver to the head.

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« Reply #5 on: Jan 27, 2005, 02:01:24 PM »
Haha!  Talk about irony, the fucker's now facing the death peanlty.  So much for "changing his mind".
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« Reply #6 on: Jan 27, 2005, 09:54:26 PM »
So in a way, when he made his decision to park on the tracks and go through with it, he really did go through with it.  It'll just be longer before he dies.

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« Reply #7 on: Jan 27, 2005, 10:18:39 PM »
Well no, it's ironic because he changed his mind, but now he'll probably have to die.
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« Reply #8 on: Jan 28, 2005, 12:36:53 AM »
I wasn't saying my statement as in that being the irony.  I was saying once he made his decision to die it became unretractable.
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« Reply #9 on: Jan 30, 2005, 06:22:59 AM »
Anyone ever seen House of Sand and Fog?
 
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« Reply #10 on: Jan 30, 2005, 02:15:35 PM »
Nope, but I wanted to.
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« Reply #11 on: Jan 30, 2005, 05:32:51 PM »
Do see it. Took it home this week.
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« Reply #12 on: Jan 31, 2005, 06:17:10 AM »
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No but I had someone spoil the movie for me.

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« Reply #13 on: Jan 31, 2005, 08:26:25 AM »
spoil it for me! spoil it for me! I really want to know how it ends before I watch it. I just don't like uncomfortable surprises :-/

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« Reply #14 on: Jan 31, 2005, 01:17:04 PM »
I wish someone would spoil "The Village" for me.  No one, not even the internet will...  If the movie's supposed to be bad, I just fucking want to know what happens.
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« Reply #15 on: Feb 01, 2005, 12:51:48 AM »
SPOILERS.












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The Village:

It's set in modern times.  The village elders were part of some support group that had lost loved ones to crime, so they live on a wildlife preserve or something that belongs to one of them.  The monsters are costumes the elders use to keep the young people from venturing outside of the village, because the modern world is too corrupt.  Joaquin Phoenix's character needs medicine from the outside, and blind-chick (Bryce Dallas Howard) ventures out to get it.  The monster terrorizing her is some crazed retarded guy in the village who "likes" her.  She ends up killing him, getting the medicine from someone on the outside who keeps her visit a secret, and venturing back inside none the wiser, thus maintaining the innocence of the village, which can continue on with life per usual.

Funny anecdote, when I went to see the movie, there was a large girl in a red hoodie.  This made her look just like the monsters in the village.  Har har.


House of Sand and Fog:

Foreign people get Jennifer Connelly's house.  The house was lost to her through an error and she wants it back, but McForeignites own her house now.  Jennifer's boyfriend puts a gun to them and they agree to give up the house.  Mr. Foreign Guy's son grabs the gun and the police end up shooting him.  Very tragic.  Foreign Duder kills wife and self.  Girl likely gets house back, I guess.  I didn't watch it and the question posed to me after it being spoiled and being in a room full of crying people who just saw it, "Do you want to see it?"  NO!!  Depressing much!?

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« Reply #16 on: Feb 01, 2005, 01:18:38 AM »
Oh and I checked and both of those are at The Movie Spoiler.com.  http://www.themoviespoiler.com/  In case you need details or something.

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« Reply #17 on: Feb 01, 2005, 09:23:23 AM »
thanks Nuri!
you are so nice, I'm gonna put you on my will. What do you want?

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« Reply #18 on: Feb 02, 2005, 04:36:52 AM »
She wants an island off the coast of Peru.
 
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« Reply #19 on: Feb 02, 2005, 07:13:45 AM »
Surprise me.  :D

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« Reply #20 on: Feb 02, 2005, 08:53:45 AM »
Did you know that Peru's early economic platform was bird droppings?

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« Reply #21 on: Feb 02, 2005, 09:38:45 AM »
that was before. not anymore. then it was coke but fucking colombians took that away from us :angry:  

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« Reply #22 on: Feb 03, 2005, 05:34:15 AM »
Why are all foriegn people biggoted in some random way?
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« Reply #23 on: Feb 03, 2005, 08:04:20 AM »
can you explain the word biggoted?? (im too lazy to look it up)

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« Reply #24 on: Feb 03, 2005, 08:36:22 AM »
Thanks for the spoilers Nuri.  Jesus, The Village sounds lame... And to think Sigourney Weaver said it was "the most terrifying script she'd ever read" to Entertainment Weekly...  :P  

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« Reply #25 on: Feb 03, 2005, 08:41:32 AM »
What Zero said. What a joke.

Also read the spoiler for Hide & Seek at that site- pass.  <_<  
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« Reply #26 on: Feb 03, 2005, 12:09:24 PM »
imo it was really good but the ending sucked(the village's). i dont kow which one was worse, this one or the ending of stephen king's "it"

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« Reply #27 on: Feb 04, 2005, 03:32:30 AM »
I thought the Village had great atmosphere.  I think if it comes out on tv and you have a free night to watch it, you should watch it anyway.  I think it might've been better off with real creatures though.  M. Night Shyawhatshisface is very good with the drama and emotional aspect of his films IMO.  The plot and ending to Signs was also on the lower end of the spectrum, but like with The Village, the performances earned my ticket money.


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« Reply #28 on: Feb 04, 2005, 03:33:42 AM »
How did "It" end anyway?  I've never really seen that movie.  I tend to stay away from clowns.

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« Reply #29 on: Feb 04, 2005, 03:43:37 AM »
Read Hide and Seek.  I have to confess being a little dissappointed.