Author Topic: New Years Resolutions (Read 9270 times)

B E C K · « **Reply #30 on:** Feb 02, 2005, 07:32:11 AM »

*HISSSS*

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #31 on:** Feb 02, 2005, 09:01:58 AM »

*patches Nuri to keep her from deflating further*

MegatronYES · « **Reply #32 on:** Feb 03, 2005, 05:38:15 AM »

It's an issue taht's no treally dealt with in the public forum. Women who beat the crap out of thier men. My mom used to throw things at my dad all the time and all he'd ever do was just spit on her.

My dad rocks.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #33 on:** Feb 03, 2005, 11:58:25 AM »

My ex was very proud of dating a stripper for a while after our divorce & sent me her web page. Turns out one of her act specialities was trampling; i.e., putting on spike-heeled shoes & walking on prone guys. She was also so generally skanky that she grossed out his ex-Marine best friend, who kept in touch with me. He wouldn't go into details, but I think it had something to do with piss.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #34 on:** Feb 03, 2005, 12:12:32 PM »

my ex bf used to hook up(like 2 years before we met) with a university student who was a stripper. if i had founded out about this before starting dating, i would have NEEEEVER dated him

B E C K · « **Reply #35 on:** Feb 04, 2005, 03:45:02 AM »

I remember my aunt and uncle fighting. He threw a plate at her and almost hit me. The bastard.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #36 on:** Feb 04, 2005, 10:00:38 AM »

I remember my mother beating on the swinging door between the breakfast room & dining room until it broke because my sister & I were arguing during dinner. It was a heavy solid-wood door, and she splintered it up near the top hinge. After we got over the sheer terror of the moment, we were pretty impressed.