Author Topic: New Years Resolutions (Read 9279 times)

The D · « **on:** Jan 18, 2005, 03:26:29 PM »

So guys, I'm just wondering.

What News Years resolution did you make this year, and have you been able to accomplish it yet?

Myself, I only had two resolutions.

First was to get into a university nearby.

The second one was to move out of my mother's house and try to become more independant.

The first one's been completed. I just got a letter from the university stating I've been approved admission and I'll be getting $5600 a semester in aid.

B E C K · « **Reply #1 on:** Jan 18, 2005, 03:29:01 PM »

I don't make resolutions because I find if I say them, I jinx them.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #2 on:** Jan 18, 2005, 03:30:01 PM »

Ditto.

Fiero · « **Reply #3 on:** Jan 18, 2005, 03:32:06 PM »

Tritto.

The D · « **Reply #4 on:** Jan 18, 2005, 03:54:27 PM »

....never mind then.

I am happy I'm finally succeeding in college though.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #5 on:** Jan 18, 2005, 04:43:03 PM »

I resolve to be more violent.

Fiero · « **Reply #6 on:** Jan 18, 2005, 04:54:58 PM »

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I resolve to be more violent.

Violence only causes violence only causes violence always causes violence. That's why I'm not keen to murdering meat factory workes or animal-testing lab workers.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #7 on:** Jan 18, 2005, 07:13:38 PM »

im pretty sure i made resolutions for new year...but i was drunk and now i dont remember them :-/

B E C K · « **Reply #8 on:** Jan 19, 2005, 12:12:12 AM »

Hilarious.

Belle Faye · « **Reply #9 on:** Jan 19, 2005, 08:18:04 AM »

no, im serious here. i got kinda mad cause i knew they were good resolutions too. but for some reaosn they have totally been erased from my mind

Fiero · « **Reply #10 on:** Jan 19, 2005, 09:25:06 AM »

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no, im serious here. i got kinda mad cause i knew they were good resolutions too. but for some reaosn they have totally been erased from my mind

Perhaps one was to quit drinking so your liver might live as long as you.

Belle Faye · « **Reply #11 on:** Jan 19, 2005, 10:38:19 AM »

no WAY! i would have never ever done that to my precious liver

blanktoe · « **Reply #12 on:** Jan 19, 2005, 02:00:28 PM »

yup, in 10 years you'll be Pig Liver Faye.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #13 on:** Jan 19, 2005, 07:33:52 PM »

no, in 10 years i will be signing papers for my 2nd liver transplant, thank you

Fiero · « **Reply #14 on:** Jan 19, 2005, 10:44:54 PM »

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no, in 10 years i will be signing papers for my 2nd liver transplant, thank you

a pig liver

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #15 on:** Jan 19, 2005, 11:41:18 PM »

whichever can resist more alcohol

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Jan 20, 2005, 12:38:30 AM »

A bionic liver! We can rebuild it. We have the technology.

Fiero · « **Reply #17 on:** Jan 20, 2005, 08:01:26 AM »

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A bionic liver! We can rebuild it. We have the technology.

Duct-taping a toilet paper tube, two defunct microphones, and a faux fur scarf together in a humorous manner does not make technology.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #18 on:** Jan 20, 2005, 10:04:13 AM »

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A bionic liver! We can rebuild it. We have the technology.

where is the waiting list for that so i can sign in?

btw, i just remembered one of the resolutions i made: dont spend too much money in food.

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Jan 21, 2005, 02:33:00 AM »

That should be easy. You probably have people lining up around the block to pay for you.

Gorgeous Faye · « **Reply #20 on:** Jan 21, 2005, 08:13:34 AM »

really, i spend SO MUCH MONEY on food, i eat like a freaking pig yo!

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #21 on:** Jan 21, 2005, 10:16:20 AM »

My whole year has kind of sucked so far for a number of reasons.

I haven't failed yet.

Bitch · « **Reply #22 on:** Jan 28, 2005, 09:41:12 AM »

I'm gonna be doing pre-Calc by May.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #23 on:** Jan 30, 2005, 06:28:28 AM »

No more Jessica. She's physically abusive.

B E C K · « **Reply #24 on:** Jan 31, 2005, 06:10:52 AM »

But how will you know if you're loved without beatings? I learned that one from my aunt.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #25 on:** Jan 31, 2005, 12:09:14 PM »

It's only love if it's mutual. Go to a fetish place & buy your aunt a cat o' nine tails and a garter belt so she can surprise her man.

B E C K · « **Reply #26 on:** Feb 01, 2005, 12:32:13 AM »

Personally I'd rather buy her some cyanide to surprise her man, but I don't see her going for it.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #27 on:** Feb 01, 2005, 06:19:42 AM »

No seriously. Bitch just starts beating on me randomly sometimes.

B E C K · « **Reply #28 on:** Feb 01, 2005, 06:51:01 AM »

Maybe you caught fire and she's saving your life.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #29 on:** Feb 02, 2005, 04:24:40 AM »

Hmm. Excellent theory. Then again, maybe it's just that shut up.

Author Topic: New Years Resolutions (Read 9279 times)

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