Halloween inspired products

[gwynn]

So I came upon this entry in the Freddy In Space blog.
http://www.freddyinspace.com/2011/10/fleshlight-freaks-halloween-is-cumming.html
It's all about monster themed fleshlights and dildos. It was just too funny not to share.

[Fiero]

That is pretty fucking bizarre.

[IDE]

You can pretend you're fucking Dr. Manhattan!

[Fiero]

You can pretend you're fucking Dr. Manhattan!

Yep, someone already said that in the comments over there.

[Rama]

If I want to have sex with a rotting vag...I'll get my shovel and go to the grave yard! It is free.

[B E C K]

Egad... chick boner... dying. 

To kinda echo another comment over there, those fleshlights look phoned in.  Couldn't they at least match the colors for all of them and not just the blue one?  I mean, what, no purple cyborg vag?

[IDE]

I never understood the point of balls on a dildo.

Someone splain plx.

[blanktoe]

How awesome would it be if one of those Katy Perry Smurfette dolls came with a blur flesh light built in. Yeah, I'm putting that on my amazon christmas list now!

[Fiero]

I never understood the point of balls on a dildo.

Someone splain plx.

I suppose women like the feel of the balls against their thighs.

[Fiero]

If I want to have sex with a rotting vag...I'll get my shovel and go to the grave yard! It is free.

Unless you get caught. Then it gets pretty expensive.

[joe]

I never understood the point of balls on a dildo.

Someone splain plx.

I always thought it was so that the user didn't get carried away and sink the dildo too deep, then end up having to go to the emergency room so that the doctors can dig for buried treasure.

Back in high school there was this rumor about a girl who had been pleasuring herself with a cucumber, and it broke off inside her. She couldn't recover it, so her dad had to do it for her. Her dad.

I always argued that this was bullshit, because the only way that story could get out is if one of them spilled the beans, and neither them, in my mind at least, ever would.

But stranger things have been known to happen.

[Chopper Face 69]

The version I heard was a hot dog, and the doctors used a vaccuum to get it out.  Equally ridiculous.

For the best story of things breaking apart inside an orifice look up 1 man 1 jar.

[B E C K]

I never understood the point of balls on a dildo.

Someone splain plx.

Instead of asking "why", what about "why not".

[Fiero]

The version I heard was a hot dog, and the doctors used a vacuum to get it out.  Equally ridiculous.

For the best story of things breaking apart inside an orifice look up 1 man 1 jar.

Hate you for reminding me. And I fixed your spelling error.