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« on: Dec 28, 2004, 09:56:01 PM »
Starting to look more and more like Day After Tomorrow, when's the ice age?

Ok, so the tidal wave wasn't from sea levels rising, but a 9.0 earthquake in the ocean off indonesia. An earthquake so strong it caused the earth's rotation to slow down and the poles to shift slightly. The wave half destroyed India, Sir Lanka, Taiwan, Indonesia, and Africa, as well as completely swollowing small islands and sucking them into the ocean. So far they've gotten 57,000 confirmed dead, but people say it might be in the millions.
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« Reply #1 on: Dec 28, 2004, 10:04:36 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: Dec 28, 2004, 10:21:57 PM »
Well, atleast we don't have to worry about the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka anymore....
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« Reply #3 on: Dec 28, 2004, 10:44:54 PM »
well at least  there probably wont be anymore earthquakes for a while....maybe if it happened closer to singapur my dad would have changed his mind:-/
 

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« Reply #4 on: Dec 28, 2004, 10:52:09 PM »
Or maybe you'll get your wish instead.

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« Reply #5 on: Dec 28, 2004, 11:12:15 PM »
hmmm no, that cant happen. even though singapore isclose to the sismic plate(or plaque, or however u say that in english) in the phillipines, it still have malaysia covering its ass...thats why they didnt get almost nada regarding the tsunamis etc.
those surfers in Cali must be happy tho, they are probably getting some good waves in a couple of weeks . too bad its because of such a big catastrophe :-/

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« Reply #6 on: Dec 28, 2004, 11:20:06 PM »
Oh.  Well there's always a magic comet.  Or terrorists.  With Santa anything could happen.  

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« Reply #8 on: Dec 29, 2004, 12:52:16 AM »
Reports say he injured himself saving his daughter.  I like how this article first notes that Jet Li played the villain in Lethal Weapon 4, and adds Hero and Romeo Must Die as afterthoughts.  :lol:

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« Reply #9 on: Dec 29, 2004, 03:43:52 AM »
Faye, it's  a "tectonic plate" in English.
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« Reply #10 on: Dec 29, 2004, 09:36:08 AM »
Hey, don't forget the hurricane season.  Florida sure won't.  B)

I think the earth is rebelling against resource rape & overpopulation.  I'm personally quite amused whenever I hear of animals getting fed up with humans encroaching on their territory and going rogue.  Unfortunately, they usually end up getting killed, but not before they take out a few entitlement-minded morons first.  :lol:  
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« Reply #11 on: Dec 29, 2004, 09:46:35 AM »
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Faye, it's  a "tectonic plate" in English.
danke schoen. actually, the scientific term in spanish is "tectonica", i just didn't remember until you said it :P  

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« Reply #12 on: Dec 29, 2004, 03:16:18 PM »
"Tectonic" sounds Germanic.  Celtic, even.
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« Reply #13 on: Dec 29, 2004, 07:22:04 PM »
reminds of me of 'tec' the mastur mispeler.
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« Reply #14 on: Dec 29, 2004, 07:41:26 PM »
That guy's a pansy.
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« Reply #15 on: Dec 29, 2004, 09:26:00 PM »
You should've mispelled pansy, it would've been funnier.
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« Reply #16 on: Dec 29, 2004, 09:56:54 PM »
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I wonder who I should donate to? The red cross screwed up bad after 9/11, so I'm not sure I trust them. Maybe I'll go with UCNEF or Doctors without Borders.
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« Reply #17 on: Dec 30, 2004, 02:32:37 AM »
tec is pure old school.
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« Reply #18 on: Dec 30, 2004, 03:06:53 AM »
Doug should be banned if he donates even a cent.


Those people don't deserve any money. They all probably deserved to die.
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« Reply #20 on: Dec 30, 2004, 05:31:11 AM »
Uhhgh, that picture makes me ill.  :(  

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« Reply #21 on: Dec 30, 2004, 08:21:23 AM »
Doctors Without Borders are some ballsy people.  And unlike the military, they prize the ability to do a good job over whomever someone happens to sleep with.  <_<  We have a friend who was in Bosnia for a year - gutsy little dude.  
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« Reply #22 on: Dec 30, 2004, 09:44:35 PM »
Max should be banned for implying I shouldn't donate money, and for being a sadistic asshole.

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Oscar-winning British director Richard Attenborough is mourning the death of his 14-year-old granddaughter, Lucy, who was killed when the waves crashed into Phuket.

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« Reply #23 on: Dec 30, 2004, 09:46:39 PM »
You SHOULD hog it for yourself. They don't deserve any money. Never have, never will, and nothing can change that.
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« Reply #24 on: Dec 30, 2004, 10:50:24 PM »
Amen!
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« Reply #25 on: Dec 31, 2004, 12:39:46 AM »
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« Reply #26 on: Dec 31, 2004, 08:11:24 AM »
I'll donate in the hopes of pissing off a fundie.  As of yesterday, the lead batallions of "Christian values" and self-appointed morals directors of the country like the American Family Association, the Family Research Council, the Christian Coalition, Focus on the Family, Concerned Women for America, and the Coral Ridge Ministries, all still foaming at the mouth over gay marriage, stem cell research and abortion, haven't said word one about the tsunami.

Oh, but LIFE is SACRED!!!  Wish they'd just put it on the fucking table and say what they mean - Caucasian American life is sacred.  Hypocritical assholes :angry:  
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« Reply #27 on: Dec 31, 2004, 09:35:50 AM »
I don't see you doing anything.  
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« Reply #28 on: Dec 31, 2004, 10:21:30 AM »
Zero, are you a member of one of these organizations?  If so, I didn't mean to insult you personally; just your compatriots' seeming lack of interest in something that seems tailor-made for groups touting how their Christian right faith allegedly governs their lives.  And unless you  were monitoring the Lutheran World Relief donation site, you wouldn't see me doing anything.

It's nothing to me if anyone here donates or not.  Nobody here runs around monitoring anyone's morals for Jaysus or bleating about how wonderful & compassionate they are, so no hypocrisy is involved.

 
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« Reply #29 on: Dec 31, 2004, 12:39:36 PM »
To label everyone in those groups as a racist, hate mongering  white person is very close minded, ignorant if best.  I have some family tied with the group, while I don't support it in any way I respect them.  Self hating whites really piss me off.
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