What to do with $700?

[spooie]

We have somewhat of an office pool where I work based around the NY Lotto's daily "pick three" numbers. After 7 weeks at $100 each week with no one hitting it, my number came up on sunday evening.   Meaning, I got the jackpot.   But what to do? I'll probably put it towards computer stuff or camera stuff down the line.  Say you folks had $700 and DIDN'T need to spend it on paying off outstanding bills or anything like that, what would you put it towards?   I can probably buy around 700 tacos, so that is something.

[B E C K]

If I had it to spare, I'd just save it.  Then it's there when I find something really cool to spend it on.

[Rama]

Give it to me. You can make it a tax write off.

[spooie]

Give it to me. You can make it a tax write off.

That would assume I pay taxes to begin with, silly. 

[Fiero]

I would buy toys and board games and collectible miniatures.

[jonhammstein]

I have an investment opportunity which may interest you...

But I need half the money up front. This is non-negotiable.

Also, I need it in pesos, that most magical of imaginary currencies.

[Rama]

Give it to me. You can make it a tax write off.

That would assume I pay taxes to begin with, silly. 

No way! spooie is really Willie Nelson. I knew it!

[jonhammstein]

...

I believe it.

[Rama]

Oh yeah, that'd be awesome. This guy...this guy right here knows how to party.

[jonhammstein]

Picture this...

Willie Nelson having sex.

You're welcome.

[Rama]

Yeah, but he keeps having sex with the same woman over and over again, even though he has wore a giant hole in her front.

[jonhammstein]

Oh my God.

Is that true?

You can't make shit like that up, it must be true.

[spooie]

They don't call me Slick Willie for nothing.





Or maybe it's because I have a very slippery penis.   Hmm...

[IDE]

I'd use it to fly back to tallahassee and lie about my age to nail 18 yr olds.

[spooie]

I'd use it to fly back to tallahassee and lie about my age to nail 18 yr olds.

You don't need to do that, just register to run as a democrat for some local office in the fall and all will fall into place in no time. 

[B E C K]

There is not enough brain bleach for that mental image of Willie Nelson.

[Faye Valentine]

Buy gold. It's going to go up, believe me. Or silver . Silver goes up quicker than gold.

[Rodent of Unusual Size]

$700? I can think of a number of things, but here's some off the top of my head....half down on a new HDTV or laptop...pick up a brand-new Glock w/laser sights and ammo...blow at eBay on all those new TFs that never hit local retail outlets (GODDAMMIT!)...