Author Topic: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2011 Finalists (Read 6954 times)

B E C K · « **on:** May 05, 2011, 01:25:37 AM »

It's that time of year again.

Previously last year at the Sphere, I made this topic: Conexión's Hottest Latina 2010 Finalists.

The contest is on again and here's this year's bunch. Man, are they a sorry-looking motley crew. From Big Shiny Forehead on the right to 12-year-old boy above her. Shrimp-legs in the center and the two welfare moms above her and Huge Nose on top. Oh, and to the left center, this year's butterface. One always squeaks through, ladies and germs. The one below would be cute if she didn't also look special needs. If top left or the goddess in white to the top right don't win, I can only assume half of the mail-in votes are in braille.

Link to pics: http://www.mysanantonio.com/slideshows/sa_cultura_slideshows/slideshow/Hottest-Latina-Top-10-2011-14611.php#photo-1

Derrick · « **Reply #1 on:** May 05, 2011, 06:55:55 AM »

Last year's crop was definitely better. Not a ten in there. If I HAD to... Lorraine Gonzales.

Fiero · « **Reply #2 on:** May 05, 2011, 11:37:03 AM »

I like Lorraine Gonzales as well. Cheri Bareera looks a little manish.

Rama · « **Reply #3 on:** May 05, 2011, 02:34:24 PM »

Eh.....

blanktoe · « **Reply #4 on:** May 05, 2011, 04:36:33 PM »

Deanna Contreras is kinda fuckable but meh. Who's the stuck up bitch that picked this group?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #5 on:** May 06, 2011, 12:53:43 AM »

holy FUCK they all look like shit. How can this be? this is the only latin pageant i've seen that is packed with latin women. Looks more like a pageant to choose which you will be your next maid

B E C K · « **Reply #6 on:** May 06, 2011, 01:08:59 AM »

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this is the only latin pageant i've seen that is packed with latin women.

Well, they are looking for the hottest Latina.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #7 on:** May 06, 2011, 09:24:02 AM »

fuck that was a mistype, I meant to say, that is packed with UGLY latin women

IDE · « **Reply #8 on:** May 11, 2011, 06:27:40 PM »

Angela Ramirez

Bottom left and mid are slampig material.

Rama · « **Reply #9 on:** May 12, 2011, 12:29:44 AM »

I'm gonna say my fav is top row right. No idea what her name is.

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** May 26, 2011, 10:38:27 PM »

OMG EW. Below is the winner.

Hottest Latina? Really? THIS is what we have? I've seen homeless chicks in potato sacks with no make-up that are ten times hotter. In the original picture at the top, stripes and lower left were runners up while the top-right one in white got "Readers Choice". WTF? Shouldn't the winner of this damn thing have been readers' choice if we were supposed to vote for the winner? Instead, there was a panel of judges. BOO! That Angela chick was clearly the hottest. Instead, this gross skank sucked off the judges and won. Bleh. She looks nearly as gross as 09's winner.

And if that doesn't make you rage enough, the accompanying article says how she's a bilingual teacher but only teaching her own kids Spanish. What, your lazy ass can't teach them both? BAH!

Fiero · « **Reply #11 on:** May 27, 2011, 04:14:24 PM »

Damn, that bitch looks busted.

IDE · « **Reply #12 on:** May 27, 2011, 08:16:33 PM »

She lives in America and isn't teaching her kids english?

Fucking deport her!

and while I'm here! RANNNNT!

I'm so sick of people thinking that because you were born here you're a citizen. Clearly these people owe no allegiance to this country.

Anyone born here whose parents aren't citizens shouldn't be considered a citizen.

If you're parents are japanese tourists and you're born here then you are a citizen of japan.

/end RAAAANT

Fiero · « **Reply #13 on:** May 27, 2011, 08:47:52 PM »

Quote from: IDE on May 27, 2011, 08:16:33 PM

She lives in America and isn't teaching her kids english?

Fucking deport her!

and while I'm here! RANNNNT!

I'm so sick of people thinking that because you were born here you're a citizen. Clearly these people owe no allegiance to this country.

Anyone born here whose parents aren't citizens shouldn't be considered a citizen.

If you're parents are japanese tourists and you're born here then you are a citizen of japan.

/end RAAAANT

You won't be a citizen if you are born here on a trip and then immediately go back to Japan. You actually have to live a large portion of your child life here to claim and retain your citizenship. That was one of the birther arguments against Obama, that he lived outside of the US for too long as a child.

B E C K · « **Reply #14 on:** May 27, 2011, 09:52:39 PM »

From what I inferred, "hottest Latina" up there is the daughter of illegals, which I'm sure will double IDE's deportation rage.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #15 on:** May 27, 2011, 10:33:04 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on May 26, 2011, 10:38:27 PM

I've seen homeless chicks in potato sacks with no make-up that are ten times hotter.

I'm sure they appreciate your sticking up for them.

IDE · « **Reply #16 on:** May 28, 2011, 03:07:27 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on May 27, 2011, 09:52:39 PM

From what I inferred, "hottest Latina" up there is the daughter of illegals, which I'm sure will double IDE's deportation rage.

KAOKENx10!

B E C K · « **Reply #17 on:** May 28, 2011, 09:38:08 PM »

Quote from: Rodent of Unusual Size on May 27, 2011, 10:33:04 PM

Quote from: B E C K on May 26, 2011, 10:38:27 PM
I've seen homeless chicks in potato sacks with no make-up that are ten times hotter.

I'm sure they appreciate your sticking up for them.

They should!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #18 on:** May 30, 2011, 09:04:52 AM »

Omg that winner looks like the typical chola. I actually got goosebumps

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** May 31, 2011, 10:23:11 PM »

But I've seen cholas prettier than that.

Fiero · « **Reply #20 on:** May 31, 2011, 10:56:01 PM »

I've seen cholOs prettier than that.

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** Jun 01, 2011, 01:17:14 AM »

I must concede this.

Rama · « **Reply #22 on:** Jun 01, 2011, 01:28:46 AM »

I've seen Rolos prettier then that.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #23 on:** Jun 01, 2011, 09:00:34 AM »

Is this the runner up?