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soooooo the World Ends on Saturday
« on: May 19, 2011, 08:45:15 PM »
What are you doing tomorrow on Apocalypse eve?

Me, mow the front lawn, shower, then end the day watching Shin Chan while eating sushi.

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Re: soooooo the World Ends on Saturday
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2011, 08:49:27 PM »
Oh yeah, I heard about that.

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Re: soooooo the World Ends on Saturday
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2011, 09:22:45 PM »
You'd think people would quit giving that attention whore Camping the time of day given his previous failed prediction.
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Re: soooooo the World Ends on Saturday
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2011, 09:36:08 PM »
You'd think people would quit giving that attention whore Camping the time of day given his previous failed prediction.

Is it the same guy? I should have known that by now.
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Re: soooooo the World Ends on Saturday
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2011, 10:48:30 PM »
Boo!  I had wanted to forget what day this was and let it pass by unawares.  You've spoiled the end of the world for me!

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Re: soooooo the World Ends on Saturday
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2011, 09:55:29 PM »
Camping predicted The End Of The World™ back in 1994. He should be glad we aren't under the theocracy some sarcastically say we are, else he'd be put to death per Deuteronomy 18:20.
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Re: soooooo the World Ends on Saturday
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2011, 10:46:32 PM »
Where're all the flying cars?!

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Re: soooooo the World Ends on Saturday
« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2011, 11:12:58 PM »
NOW WE HAVE A TIME:

http://www.newser.com/story/119070/rapture-isnt-tomorrow-its-tonight.html


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But wait, Tina Dupuy of the Atlantic asks, is that Eastern or Pacific? Both, Camping replies: God will courteously stagger the show according to time zone, so the first victims will actually head toward the exit when it hits 6pm somewhere between Pago Pago, American Samoa, and Nuku’alofa, Tonga. That's 11pm PST tonight, notes DuPuy.
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Re: soooooo the World Ends on Saturday
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2011, 01:31:13 AM »
Well we should be hearing about it anytime now...anytime....

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Re: soooooo the World Ends on Saturday
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2011, 02:51:20 AM »
Did I miss it?

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Re: soooooo the World Ends on Saturday
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2011, 09:51:37 PM »
Hey guys, just gwynn posting from Heaven.
Sorry you couldn't make it!

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Re: soooooo the World Ends on Saturday
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2011, 02:16:17 AM »
Oh well...at the least I won't have to put up with those self righteous bastards anymore. "Oh I get to get raptured! I'm so great!" BAH!

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Re: soooooo the World Ends on Saturday
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2011, 02:18:01 AM »
Wait, did it happen already?  I thought those were just the fireworks I always see everytime there's a ballgame nearby.

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Re: soooooo the World Ends on Saturday
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2011, 07:20:04 PM »
So apparently, no one was a good enough Christian except for a little old woman in Tallahassee.
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Re: soooooo the World Ends on Saturday
« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2011, 12:10:16 AM »
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.  Apparently.

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Re: soooooo the World Ends on Saturday
« Reply #15 on: May 23, 2011, 12:38:43 AM »
Well guess we can all have that orgy now that we know none of us are getting into heaven.

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Re: soooooo the World Ends on Saturday
« Reply #16 on: May 23, 2011, 03:13:38 AM »
CTHULU JUST CUT ME OFF ON THE 101! AND IM FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIEZ AT FAIRFAX AND 3RD!

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Re: soooooo the World Ends on Saturday
« Reply #17 on: May 24, 2011, 11:48:16 PM »
Apparently that guy who predicted it fudged up his calculations or whatever and we're all dying in October instead.

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Re: soooooo the World Ends on Saturday
« Reply #18 on: May 25, 2011, 12:19:07 AM »
Apparently that guy who predicted it fudged up his calculations or whatever and we're all dying in October instead.

On top of that there are Christians who say that we were spared the rapture because of how many believers were showing their faith.
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Re: soooooo the World Ends on Saturday
« Reply #19 on: May 30, 2011, 09:09:24 AM »
Some guy was saying that there ws going to be an earthquake in Oregon by the end of the month