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THE ROYAL WEDDING!
« on: Apr 22, 2011, 12:06:35 AM »

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Re: THE ROYAL WEDDING!
« Reply #1 on: Apr 22, 2011, 12:09:27 AM »
YOU ARE NOT A ATTENDING THE ROYAL WEDDING.  THEY DON'T WANT YOU THERE.  YOU ARE A PEASANT.

YOU AREN'T EVEN BRITISH.  WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE?

THIS ISN'T A FAIRYTALE.  HE WAS ALREADY GETTING THE MILK FOR FREE.

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Re: THE ROYAL WEDDING!
« Reply #2 on: Apr 22, 2011, 01:28:31 AM »
Yea seriously. Don't care.
Sounds like the most boring hoity toity event evar.

As an aside, when is the Queen going to kick the bucket already and they can name somebody new King or Queen or whatever?
Bitch is gonna outlive all of us.

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Re: THE ROYAL WEDDING!
« Reply #3 on: Apr 22, 2011, 09:49:49 AM »
fact:
my great grandfather was invited to diana and charles' wedding. he has the invitation and the statuettes that came with it encased in a glass box.

fact 2:
i dont give a shit about these muppets getting married and am too pissed off about every fucking body talking about them

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Re: THE ROYAL WEDDING!
« Reply #4 on: Apr 22, 2011, 07:46:06 PM »
fact 3:
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Re: THE ROYAL WEDDING!
« Reply #5 on: Apr 22, 2011, 07:47:56 PM »
As an aside, when is the Queen going to kick the bucket already and they can name somebody new King or Queen or whatever?
Bitch is gonna outlive all of us.

I want her to at least outlive Prince Charles.  But I don't like the sound of King William either.

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Re: THE ROYAL WEDDING!
« Reply #6 on: Apr 22, 2011, 10:41:26 PM »
Well technically he'll be King William V, I think.  That makes it slightly better.

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Re: THE ROYAL WEDDING!
« Reply #7 on: Apr 22, 2011, 10:48:40 PM »
You could call him King Billy. Use a pretentious English accent when you do. It's funny.
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Re: THE ROYAL WEDDING!
« Reply #8 on: Apr 23, 2011, 12:04:42 AM »
A Cockney one would be funnier.

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Re: THE ROYAL WEDDING!
« Reply #9 on: Apr 23, 2011, 12:29:38 AM »
Little surprised the Brits still hold on to this Monarchy stuff.

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Re: THE ROYAL WEDDING!
« Reply #10 on: Apr 23, 2011, 10:55:31 PM »
They need something to hold on to.  I want those double-decker buses to come here.

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Re: THE ROYAL WEDDING!
« Reply #11 on: Apr 24, 2011, 03:30:50 AM »
They need something to hold on to.  I want those double-decker buses to come here.

I've heard they have them as an insane novelty in some places. Honestly, I imagine the buses are rather ineffecient.
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Re: THE ROYAL WEDDING!
« Reply #12 on: Apr 24, 2011, 08:13:44 AM »
I feel bad that he's losing his hair already. He used to be so hot when he was younger, I remember I got the People magazine special edition about him

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Re: THE ROYAL WEDDING!
« Reply #13 on: Apr 24, 2011, 10:28:09 PM »
I feel bad that he's losing his hair already. He used to be so hot when he was younger, I remember I got the People magazine special edition about him

Oh yeah, that pic of him in this week's Star.  He has this 'bird's nest' hair with a little hole in the middle.  Ouch.

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Re: THE ROYAL WEDDING!
« Reply #14 on: Apr 25, 2011, 01:07:31 AM »
They need something to hold on to.  I want those double-decker buses to come here.

I guess  I could see that. Going from ruling half the world to...well not. Could hurt a little.
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Re: THE ROYAL WEDDING!
« Reply #15 on: Apr 25, 2011, 09:38:09 AM »
I feel bad that he's losing his hair already. He used to be so hot when he was younger, I remember I got the People magazine special edition about him

Oh yeah, that pic of him in this week's Star.  He has this 'bird's nest' hair with a little hole in the middle.  Ouch.

Yeah. that right there is a major turn off. it turned him from a sex symbol into charles' twin

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Re: THE ROYAL WEDDING!
« Reply #16 on: Apr 26, 2011, 02:25:07 PM »
King Charles would be just the thing to make people wake up!  They need someone they don't even like to push them towards doing away with this whole charade once and for all.

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Re: THE ROYAL WEDDING!
« Reply #17 on: Apr 26, 2011, 03:44:07 PM »
Hey, if you're the King or Queen, you're still head of the Church of England ... sort of.
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Re: THE ROYAL WEDDING!
« Reply #18 on: Apr 27, 2011, 09:10:20 AM »
lol "church of england".

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Re: THE ROYAL WEDDING!
« Reply #19 on: Apr 27, 2011, 03:53:05 PM »
That's what it's called.
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Re: THE ROYAL WEDDING!
« Reply #20 on: Apr 27, 2011, 10:36:13 PM »
I'd like to be head of the Church's of England and sell chikins to everyone.

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Re: THE ROYAL WEDDING!
« Reply #21 on: Apr 28, 2011, 09:19:10 AM »
That's what it's called.
I know. Its funny how they say they have one.
Nm, I'm just trollin u

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Re: THE ROYAL WEDDING!
« Reply #22 on: Apr 28, 2011, 03:42:40 PM »
Oh, maybe you should, for an additional amount of time, lurk.
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Re: THE ROYAL WEDDING!
« Reply #23 on: May 01, 2011, 08:55:39 PM »
I paid no mind to this shite.  The only thing I've seen of it is the one wedding photo where William looks like a balding, bottom-tooth, grocery store rip-off of Captain Crunch.  We'll call him Admiral Crunch.

I heard Diana didn't even care to show up for this shit either.  Goes to show how unimportant that shit was.
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Re: THE ROYAL WEDDING!
« Reply #24 on: May 01, 2011, 09:10:27 PM »
I heard Diana didn't even care to show up for this shit either.  Goes to show how unimportant that shit was.

:lol:  Ouch.

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Re: THE ROYAL WEDDING!
« Reply #25 on: May 02, 2011, 02:07:40 PM »
I like the one where the bride looks like she's giving him his first royal blowjob.
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Re: THE ROYAL WEDDING!
« Reply #26 on: May 02, 2011, 08:58:53 PM »
I saw that pic 40000 times on my fb feed :(

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Re: THE ROYAL WEDDING!
« Reply #27 on: May 03, 2011, 10:31:54 PM »
LOL, I searched for that image and found this:

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Re: THE ROYAL WEDDING!
« Reply #28 on: May 03, 2011, 10:39:50 PM »
That's way better than this.
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Re: THE ROYAL WEDDING!
« Reply #29 on: May 04, 2011, 02:15:41 AM »
Almost worse than people making a big deal about the royal wedding are people bitching about people making a big deal about the royal wedding.

It's a historic moment steeped in centuries old tradition.

I didn't watch it but from a historic stand point it is interesting.

Also I can see why it is in fact a fairy tale for bitches because that chick is now a princess.