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Re: A Very Cactus Joe Birthday!
« Reply #30 on: Jan 04, 2011, 05:31:11 PM »
He cuts down trees? He skips and jumps?
He likes to press wild flow'rs?
He puts on women's clothing?
And hangs around in bars?
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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Re: A Very Cactus Joe Birthday!
« Reply #31 on: Jan 04, 2011, 06:28:58 PM »
Is flow'rs 'spozeta rhyme with bars? That's cute man.
I dug up another Joe pic I had done a few years ago that I don't think I ever posted.
Don't have a scanner but maybies I can take a photo of it.

[Edit] Scratch that, my mom broke my camera.  :joe:
« Last Edit: Jan 04, 2011, 06:34:59 PM by gwynn »

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Re: A Very Cactus Joe Birthday!
« Reply #32 on: Jan 04, 2011, 08:36:52 PM »
Yes, Gwynn, it does rhyme, but only when ridiculous British men sing it in chorus.
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Re: A Very Cactus Joe Birthday!
« Reply #33 on: Jan 04, 2011, 09:00:01 PM »
On Wednesdays he...has buttered scones for tea.

Scones for tea?
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Re: A Very Cactus Joe Birthday!
« Reply #34 on: Jan 05, 2011, 01:35:41 AM »
Must be difficult when he starts choking and has nothing to drink.

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Re: A Very Cactus Joe Birthday!
« Reply #35 on: Jan 17, 2011, 10:19:11 PM »
I still have that pic. I've always liked it, because I feel like it really does resemble me, but that might just be my unrepentant narcissism talking. In the original, I was also farting because I used to do that thing where I'd go into a thread, post "*farts*" and nothing else, and then never chell the thread again. I'm still obnoxious, but not that obnoxious. Remember my ridiculous overuse of emoticons? Especially back at the AllSpank. Shameful.

Now I want to see this other pic. And I'd post a newer image of myself to get an even newer drawing, since that thumbs up fur hat thing is getting pretty old by now, but I'm afraid of the, "Oh wow! Haha! Time sure flies!" comments sure to be directed at my withered complexion.

See, it's that damn narcissism again.

As for the cactus, I want to say I had an alt-ID that was just a picture of a cactus, and the handle was cactusjoe. Or maybe it was one of Beck's alt-IDs. At some point there was a conversation about how I'd fuck anything, even a cactus...? I don't know. It's been too long.

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Re: A Very Cactus Joe Birthday!
« Reply #36 on: Jan 17, 2011, 10:29:12 PM »
Shit, I forgot to mention, that's not even my real birthday. It's the fake internet one I use to keep CSIS off my back.

My real one is coming up at the end of next month.

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Re: A Very Cactus Joe Birthday!
« Reply #37 on: Jan 17, 2011, 10:53:00 PM »
I actually remembered you were a Feb baby just before I finished reading that it wasn't your real birthday.  But I go by board birthdays because I'd just forget the real ones anyway.

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Re: A Very Cactus Joe Birthday!
« Reply #38 on: Jan 17, 2011, 11:05:06 PM »
I just like stealing Big J's birthday, but then I heard he was actually born in April or some shit, but the Christers moved it to the end of December because they wanted to overwrite Saturnalia or something? Fucking Christers.

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Re: A Very Cactus Joe Birthday!
« Reply #39 on: Jan 18, 2011, 01:44:03 AM »
I remembe the one alt-ID I had. It wasn't very funny.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you