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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #60 on: Jan 23, 2011, 01:58:54 PM »


I'm not sure I get your meaning. Are you saying they don't really telegraph their movements? Like, their attack animations occur without warning?

Yes. Any other game, I could predict what an enemy is going to do. I feel like I have to 1-2 punch and roll away. If nothing else, the Vampire Cross Killer seems to cover up the enemy character model quite well so my view of the enemy is actually BLOCKED. But maybe this is just my penance for playing on hard right out of the gate. Attacks really seem to hurt!

The sync block or whatever is forgiving, yeah, but I've never been much the parrying type. Devil May Cry, Bayonetta, Ninja Gaiden. Always dodged, hardly ever blocked, much less parried.
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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #61 on: Jan 23, 2011, 09:19:18 PM »
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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #62 on: Jan 23, 2011, 11:47:09 PM »
Finally bought Mario Kart for the Wii and I'm LOVING IT. Havent gotten DK returunusu yet cause I found out the wii we have is in japanese and can only play japanese games. Which means that I would hardly understand any of the instructions for the game. FAIL

Ummm..

It's Donkey Kong, how hard can it be to understand while playing?
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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #63 on: Jan 24, 2011, 06:57:09 AM »
My husband told me the same shit. I NEED to read whatever the hell they are saying, just in case they tell you about a trick or something you have to catch.


Most of DKCR's instructions are conveyed pictorially, rather than textually, so whatever language your game is in shouldn't matter. I think. It's been a few weeks since I last picked it up.


You have the new DK???? I'm sure they tell you important stuff you need to know!


Fuck all of this, I'm getting a wii key. How stupid it is to put a wii on regional code? fuck you nintendo, fuck you.

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #64 on: Jan 24, 2011, 03:36:22 PM »
Wii's are definitely the easiest console to hack. You can load all your games to an external hard drive and never have to take the discs out again.
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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #65 on: Jan 24, 2011, 06:51:29 PM »
Yeah but the updates they get block most of the hacked stuff

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #66 on: Jan 24, 2011, 09:53:56 PM »
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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #67 on: Jan 25, 2011, 01:01:07 AM »
My husband told me the same shit. I NEED to read whatever the hell they are saying, just in case they tell you about a trick or something you have to catch.


Most of DKCR's instructions are conveyed pictorially, rather than textually, so whatever language your game is in shouldn't matter. I think. It's been a few weeks since I last picked it up.

You have the new DK???? I'm sure they tell you important stuff you need to know!

Fuck all of this, I'm getting a wii key. How stupid it is to put a wii on regional code? fuck you nintendo, fuck you.

The only trick I've come across so far that they don't show you how to do in a tutorial is the roll jump. If you're running and you shake the remote, you'll roll, but if you jump while you're rolling, the jump carries you way farther than it normally would. It's also useful for grabbing items that are hovering over pits, that you otherwise would have no way of getting.

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #68 on: Jan 25, 2011, 12:17:32 PM »
I'm still trying to play Dragon Age. I like it but I don't but I do.
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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #69 on: Jan 25, 2011, 06:01:58 PM »

The only trick I've come across so far that they don't show you how to do in a tutorial is the roll jump. If you're running and you shake the remote, you'll roll, but if you jump while you're rolling, the jump carries you way farther than it normally would. It's also useful for grabbing items that are hovering over pits, that you otherwise would have no way of getting.
The tutorial would be in japanese :(

Hs anyone played Mario Galaxy 2? I was thinking about getting it but then I saw it came with a dvd to show you how to play. A dvd? how effing difficult can it be?  That and plus its obv in japanese.  NOPE.

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #70 on: Jan 25, 2011, 08:33:02 PM »
You don't need the DVD. It plays like Mario Galaxy 1.
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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #71 on: Jan 26, 2011, 02:37:56 PM »
I don't know what else to say. Did you at least try to play Donkey Kong? It's not complicated at all. It's probably one of the least sophisticated games out there today.

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #72 on: Jan 26, 2011, 08:08:31 PM »

I knowwww its  not complicated at all but im sure they, at least once in a while, give you clue about how to get somee xtra thing or "hey watch for the cloud you can get X thing". I don't want to miss something :'(

You don't need the DVD. It plays like Mario Galaxy 1.
Never played it

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #73 on: Jan 26, 2011, 08:56:46 PM »
Did you ever play Mario Sunshine? Mario 64?

They're all the same game.

And I just thought of something.

If you learn to read kanji... all your problems will be solved!

You're welcome.

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #74 on: Jan 26, 2011, 09:45:27 PM »
Did you ever play Mario Sunshine? Mario 64?

They're all the same game.

And I just thought of something.

If you learn to read kanji... all your problems will be solved!

You're welcome.

Dude, wow. This guy is really smart. We should all listen to what he has to say.
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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #75 on: Jan 26, 2011, 10:28:32 PM »
I don't know how much fun it could be living in Japan without being able to read their squiggles anyway.

You're nothing but a dirty gaijin to those people. At least make some small effort to fit in.

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #76 on: Jan 26, 2011, 11:13:09 PM »
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« Reply #77 on: Jan 27, 2011, 03:08:28 AM »

I knowwww its  not complicated at all but im sure they, at least once in a while, give you clue about how to get somee xtra thing or "hey watch for the cloud you can get X thing". I don't want to miss something :'(


Have you heard of that newfangled invention, the internet? Got some crazy stuff on that there internet.


http://www.gamefaqs.com/wii/997764-donkey-kong-country-returns/faqs
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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #78 on: Jan 27, 2011, 06:40:22 PM »
I don't know how much fun it could be living in Japan without being able to read their squiggles anyway.

You're nothing but a dirty gaijin to those people. At least make some small effort to fit in.
dude i know how to read. not all kanji but some. certainly not enough to be able to read whats on the screen and understand it completely.

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« Reply #79 on: Jan 27, 2011, 06:41:11 PM »

Have you heard of that newfangled invention, the internet? Got some crazy stuff on that there internet.


http://www.gamefaqs.com/wii/997764-donkey-kong-country-returns/faqs

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #80 on: Jan 27, 2011, 07:57:00 PM »
internets is interesting business
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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #81 on: Jan 27, 2011, 08:02:59 PM »
dude i know how to read. not all kanji but some. certainly not enough to be able to read whats on the screen and understand it completely.

It's my understanding that no one person knows all the hieroglyphics they use on that gloriously twisted little island.
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« Reply #82 on: Jan 27, 2011, 10:09:32 PM »
I think most people are familiar with hiragana and katakana, or at least one or the other anyway. I dunno. Didn't Beck study this shit?

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #83 on: Jan 28, 2011, 01:30:23 AM »
I remember dear old Kawabe-sensei gleefully saying what Shwiggins said above.  I would assume that a Donkey Kong game would have some relatively simple stuff though.

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« Reply #84 on: Jan 28, 2011, 04:05:36 AM »
Silly guys, if you learn japanese you have to learn both, and kanjis too. It's a necessity.  For example, today I was doing my weekly visit to Harajuku and wanted a bubble tea so I went and ordered. If I wouldnt have known katakana I wouldnt have been able to order kokonutsu.

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #85 on: Jan 28, 2011, 11:57:42 PM »
I still have trouble with remedial Spanish. What little I know of it was learned from Sesame Street in the early eighties. But it came in handy when I had to x-ray the no hablo Ingles guy in the ER last year.

So the chances of my learning the above-mentioned hieroglyphics is nil.
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« Reply #86 on: Jan 29, 2011, 12:58:29 AM »
I wonder if a Spaniard cringes to hear a Mexican speak.

They say the French are like that about French-Canadians.

And I suppose the British are like that about Americans. Although that one can work both ways.

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #87 on: Jan 29, 2011, 01:27:17 AM »
Yeah. Ask the next Brit you see to say aluminum.

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Re: What Vidya Games R UZ Play'N?
« Reply #88 on: Jan 29, 2011, 01:28:42 AM »
Dunno about the first, but I think the French cringe when they hear anything not French. All they hear is "surrender".

The British have no right to get uppity with us on our English. To begin with, English is a slutty language that borrows half of itself from everybody else. Add in how they bollocks it up well enough themselves, and they've got no room to whine. I mean, how do you balls something up?
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« Reply #89 on: Jan 30, 2011, 06:52:56 PM »
I fucking cringe with disgust when I hear the spanish accent. They sound like retards. ZZZ ZZZZZ ZZZZZ