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The Merla Birthday Thread.
« on: Oct 16, 2010, 10:45:49 PM »
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Re: The Merla Birthday Thread.
« Reply #1 on: Oct 17, 2010, 02:58:25 AM »
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

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Re: The Merla Birthday Thread.
« Reply #2 on: Oct 17, 2010, 05:19:18 AM »
Happy Kwanzaa!!!

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Re: The Merla Birthday Thread.
« Reply #3 on: Oct 17, 2010, 07:56:26 AM »
HAPPY BIRTHDAAAYYY

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Re: The Merla Birthday Thread.
« Reply #4 on: Oct 17, 2010, 01:20:24 PM »
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Re: The Merla Birthday Thread.
« Reply #5 on: Oct 17, 2010, 09:03:37 PM »
Instead of making an owl-shaped cake, I just drew an owl on the cake.  They got away with it at her job and I got lazy this year.

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Re: The Merla Birthday Thread.
« Reply #6 on: Oct 18, 2010, 01:12:37 AM »
Next year stuff the cake into a actual owl! That's like a delicacy.

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Re: The Merla Birthday Thread.
« Reply #7 on: Oct 18, 2010, 02:47:34 PM »
You goddamned French people!  :nurinono:

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Re: The Merla Birthday Thread.
« Reply #8 on: Oct 18, 2010, 03:32:28 PM »
Or you could use owl pellets as topping.
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Re: The Merla Birthday Thread.
« Reply #9 on: Oct 18, 2010, 04:02:29 PM »
Stuff owls into the cake.  Live ones.  Four and twenty blackbirds can fit into a pie.  using the proper conversion factors, I'm sure you can calculate how many owls can fit in a cake.

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Re: The Merla Birthday Thread.
« Reply #10 on: Oct 18, 2010, 04:34:31 PM »
I think that would depend on the owl.

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Re: The Merla Birthday Thread.
« Reply #11 on: Oct 19, 2010, 04:13:26 AM »
Next year stuff the cake into a actual owl! That's like a delicacy.
HMMMMMMMMMMM do want. I'll search for a restaurant that serves owl.

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Re: The Merla Birthday Thread.
« Reply #12 on: Oct 20, 2010, 04:05:50 PM »
HMMMMMMMMMMM do want. I'll search for a restaurant that serves owl.


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Re: The Merla Birthday Thread.
« Reply #13 on: Oct 20, 2010, 06:18:44 PM »
Faye, sometimes I hate you. Still hot, though.
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Re: The Merla Birthday Thread.
« Reply #14 on: Oct 20, 2010, 08:51:37 PM »
They see me eatin', they hatin'.

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Re: The Merla Birthday Thread.
« Reply #15 on: Oct 20, 2010, 09:26:54 PM »
Quite.
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Re: The Merla Birthday Thread.
« Reply #16 on: Oct 20, 2010, 10:00:43 PM »
A fitting end would be all of us dining on Faye Lo Mein.  :aroused:

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Re: The Merla Birthday Thread.
« Reply #17 on: Oct 20, 2010, 10:36:48 PM »
But you said "Ew no!"
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Re: The Merla Birthday Thread.
« Reply #18 on: Oct 20, 2010, 11:14:52 PM »
But if I eat her after she ate someone else I'm canceling out the fact that person was eated.




















That's right: EATED.

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Re: The Merla Birthday Thread.
« Reply #19 on: Oct 20, 2010, 11:54:12 PM »
If you eat her you are just eating everyone she ate....so use a condom when eating.

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Re: The Merla Birthday Thread.
« Reply #20 on: Oct 21, 2010, 01:08:20 AM »
Pro tip.
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Re: The Merla Birthday Thread.
« Reply #21 on: Oct 21, 2010, 01:15:19 AM »
WHA?  But it dulls sensation! *mopes*

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Re: The Merla Birthday Thread.
« Reply #22 on: Oct 21, 2010, 01:20:08 AM »
Wrap it up before you snack it up.

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Re: The Merla Birthday Thread.
« Reply #23 on: Oct 21, 2010, 01:20:39 AM »
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Re: The Merla Birthday Thread.
« Reply #24 on: Oct 21, 2010, 04:51:41 AM »
Ew Rama, ew.