Happy B-day, Firebird1!

[B E C K]

Missed it by a day.  Oops.   

[Fiero]

I did not know there were two users here with car names.

EDIT: I also did not know mine was a car when I started using it.

[Rama]

Both Pontiacs. And you expect us to believe that is a coincidence?

[Fiero]

Yes. It is. When I came back, someone thought I was him, but I am not.

[B E C K]

I didn't know Fiero was a car name until you did.  I had never heard of it.

[Rodent of Unusual Size]

The Pontiac Fiero was a small little sporty car that was like an entry-level Firebird. I have a cousin with one he's tuned up and runs like a two-door top.

[Rama]

I actually rode in a Fiero once with two other people. If you've ever been in one you know that's one person too many.

[Rodent of Unusual Size]

Yeah...the engine's where the back seat usually is.

It had a bad rep for being unreliable, not performing particularly well, and engine fires, but the last model year fielded a really nice little car that could have gone on to be great had they not pulled the plug on it. It would have pre-empted the rice rocket phenomenon, if nothing else.

[Rama]

I liked the look of the Fiero, but I always loved the Trans Am more. I blame Knight Rider for that.

[B E C K]

I blame Knight Rider for a lot of things.

[Rodent of Unusual Size]

A lot of what would have gone into the 1990 Fiero made it into the fourth generation Firebird in '93.

[Rama]

I blame Knight Rider for a lot of things.

You mean stuff like this:

[B E C K]

 

[Faye Valentine]

THIS THREAD IS NOW A DAVID HASSELHOFF THREAD!

[B E C K]

Animal cruelty!

[Rama]

Wow...that thing is huge....oh wait, that's a puppy too.

[Rodent of Unusual Size]

This turn of events was totally unnecessary.

[Faye Valentine]

Wow...that thing is huge....oh wait, that's a puppy too.

Maybe is his penor. he looks like he would be uncircumsized