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Latest from the Book of Darwin...
« on: Mar 29, 2011, 12:37:01 AM »
http://foxsanantonio.com/newsroom/top_stories/videos/vid_5466.shtml

They done be fornicating while driving.  Man dies and woman in critical condition with broken legs.  He leaves behind a wife and kids.  Too bad this man multiplied before he died.  I linked this particular article for the boneheaded comment from one of his friends that he "lived for his wife and kids".  Um, no.  If he did, he would've been home with them at 3:20 in the morning and not plowing some random ho and a car into a pole and dying.

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Re: Latest from the Book of Darwin...
« Reply #1 on: Mar 29, 2011, 07:22:09 AM »
That pisses me off more than anything, when people claim they only live for their kids.
Do you hate life that much that the only reason to stick around is the selfish grooming of your offspring you hope to make in to you, only more successful?
You end up projecting that misery onto your kids you know.
So they do end up like you, only in they way that they are also miserable and they hate you for it.
Reproduction is not a cure-all for depression you fucks. In fact, it'll make things worse.
Wear a condom.

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Re: Latest from the Book of Darwin...
« Reply #2 on: Mar 29, 2011, 09:30:31 AM »
Do you hate life that much that the only reason to stick around is the selfish grooming of your offspring you hope to make in to you, only more successful?
Biologically it's actually a very natural motivation though.  Once you breed your best interest, as gene propagation goes, is to put those eggs into your kid's basket, if that metaphor isn't too bizarre.

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Re: Latest from the Book of Darwin...
« Reply #3 on: Mar 29, 2011, 09:57:39 PM »
Too bad this man multiplied before he died. 

Well, it'd have been far more newsworthy had he multiplied after he died, now, would it not? :D

I linked this particular article for the boneheaded comment from one of his friends that he "lived for his wife and kids".  Um, no.  If he did, he would've been home with them at 3:20 in the morning and not plowing some random ho and a car into a pole and dying.

Yeah. I understand not speaking ill of the dead, but it would have been more appropriate to say something like, "at least he was getting his dick wet when he died." Which is altogether inappropriate in general, but it would have been moreso.

Reproduction is not a cure-all for depression.

I don't think depression has much to do with it, unless the concept of inventing dependents enhances one's self-worth. But I think most of the time it's accidental, at least for one of the involved parties. Men tend to get tangled in it with the fun part at the beginning, and then an inate sense of responsibility and pride keeps them invested, if not the threat of court-levied child support. I've known several women who purposefully ensnared their man that way...sadly, I'm related to one of them, and the other's married into the family.

Parenting is the one job that you need no experience to get and, when you think you have it all figured out, it's already over. I think some people are just so full of arrogant pride that the semblance of maturity that being a parent projects is appealing to them, too.
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Re: Latest from the Book of Darwin...
« Reply #4 on: Mar 30, 2011, 12:16:13 AM »
Too bad this man multiplied before he died. 

Well, it'd have been far more newsworthy had he multiplied after he died, now, would it not? :D

Now that's just scary.

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Re: Latest from the Book of Darwin...
« Reply #5 on: Mar 30, 2011, 08:01:16 PM »
I haven't decided if I'm going to have none or maybe just one progeny or sew my seed everywhere and never support any of them like Coolio.  I work with one of his baby mamas and she said he never sent her shit for support.

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Re: Latest from the Book of Darwin...
« Reply #6 on: Mar 30, 2011, 08:03:52 PM »
or sew my seed everywhere and never support any of them like Coolio.

The way you go on, I wouldn't be surprised if this decision has already been made for you.

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Re: Latest from the Book of Darwin...
« Reply #7 on: Mar 30, 2011, 08:12:19 PM »
or sew my seed everywhere and never support any of them like Coolio.


The way you go on, I wouldn't be surprised if this decision has already been made for you.

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Re: Latest from the Book of Darwin...
« Reply #8 on: Mar 30, 2011, 10:50:27 PM »
I wrap it up but you're right.  I can't be 100% sure there isn't a little me somewhere waiting to usurp my portfolio in the pantheon.

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Re: Latest from the Book of Darwin...
« Reply #9 on: Mar 30, 2011, 10:51:56 PM »
I haven't decided if I'm going to have none or maybe just one progeny or sew my seed everywhere and never support any of them like Coolio.  I work with one of his baby mamas and she said he never sent her shit for support.

Why doesn't she take him to court or something-something?

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Re: Latest from the Book of Darwin...
« Reply #10 on: Mar 30, 2011, 10:53:31 PM »
I don't know.  She could be lying about all this but she's kind of older so I don't really see the point of telling everyone you used to be coolio's fuck towel.


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Re: Latest from the Book of Darwin...
« Reply #11 on: Mar 30, 2011, 11:51:04 PM »
There's money to be made!  Like Coolio's Fuck Towel: the Series for MTV.  Homegirl's probably lyin'.

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Re: Latest from the Book of Darwin...
« Reply #12 on: Apr 17, 2011, 09:06:37 AM »
Bitch probably doesnt even know who the father is.

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Re: Latest from the Book of Darwin...
« Reply #13 on: Apr 18, 2011, 12:23:20 AM »
Sure she does. When the doc slapped the kid on the back when he was born, instead of crying he went "Slide, slide, slippity slide."

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Re: Latest from the Book of Darwin...
« Reply #14 on: Apr 18, 2011, 03:58:56 PM »
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