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Re: Spider-Barf.
« Reply #90 on: Jul 24, 2010, 02:24:27 PM »
Steak could not be any more boring.
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« Reply #91 on: Jul 24, 2010, 06:37:34 PM »
I used to go camping every year. My dad was the scoutmaster. We got chased by feral pigs once.
You could have collected their pelts and become a Master Hunter

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Re: Spider-Barf.
« Reply #92 on: Jul 25, 2010, 11:26:53 AM »
This is not the old west.
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Re: Spider-Barf.
« Reply #93 on: Jul 26, 2010, 12:24:28 AM »
But...but you live in Texas. It's always the old west there right?

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Re: Spider-Barf.
« Reply #94 on: Jul 26, 2010, 01:15:38 AM »
In Forth Worth, yes. Dallas, not so much.
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« Reply #95 on: Jul 26, 2010, 02:20:43 AM »
Don't go crushing my preconceived notions of your state. I mean I'd stop drinking out of this jug with XXX on it and start wearing shoes, but I can't...because that's what people expect.

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Re: Spider-Barf.
« Reply #96 on: Jul 26, 2010, 04:02:02 AM »
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Don't go crushing my preconceived notions of your state.

You're stuck searching the smaller towns for most of that.

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Re: Spider-Barf.
« Reply #97 on: Jul 26, 2010, 10:42:00 AM »
Indeed. However Ft Worth is like a small town that got too big.
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Re: Spider-Barf.
« Reply #98 on: Jul 26, 2010, 12:43:36 PM »
Put cowboy boots/hats on right now!!!!

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Re: Spider-Barf.
« Reply #99 on: Jul 26, 2010, 01:47:56 PM »
I was looking around for some vegan cowboy stuff for my group's annual meeting. Fuck that though, that shit is expensive and I do not want to look like a fucking cowboy anyway.
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Re: Spider-Barf.
« Reply #100 on: Jul 26, 2010, 07:58:04 PM »
In Forth Worth, yes. Dallas, not so much.
You live in Texas. It's the old west. Period.
Don't try to deny it, John would be upset.

Btw am I the only one that teared up a little at the end of Red dead redemption?

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Re: Spider-Barf.
« Reply #101 on: Jul 26, 2010, 08:46:05 PM »
I did, for sure. Fucking bullshit ending.
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Re: Spider-Barf.
« Reply #102 on: Jul 26, 2010, 11:05:08 PM »
Protag's dying at the very end is a real trend lately in gaming and I'm getting sick of it.
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Re: Spider-Barf.
« Reply #103 on: Jul 27, 2010, 10:01:27 AM »
So sick you could die.


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« Reply #104 on: Jul 27, 2010, 03:05:27 PM »
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« Reply #105 on: Jul 27, 2010, 03:46:45 PM »
I did, for sure. Fucking bullshit ending.
Son was hot though

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« Reply #106 on: Jul 27, 2010, 03:56:52 PM »
I expected the son to be able to sleep with whores. I was a little pissed off the first time I went up to one as the son and he said something like, "You're too old for me to be paying for it," or something else equally ridiculous. I liked it for John though. Also, I have not gone to the despicable side, can you sleep with them then?
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« Reply #107 on: Jul 28, 2010, 11:28:49 PM »
No idea, went to the hero side. Haha I think EVERYBODY was expecting him to be able to get some or at least a bj

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Re: Spider-Barf.
« Reply #108 on: Jul 29, 2010, 05:32:31 AM »
hi.
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« Reply #109 on: Aug 07, 2010, 07:53:16 AM »
sup

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« Reply #110 on: Aug 07, 2010, 10:38:35 AM »
Alo
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Re: Spider-Barf.
« Reply #111 on: Aug 07, 2010, 02:43:36 PM »
YO!

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« Reply #112 on: Aug 07, 2010, 09:27:23 PM »
HEEEEEEEEEEEEY YOU GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

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« Reply #113 on: Sep 08, 2010, 12:39:55 PM »
I read in some newspapers that some vegans are so insane about eating nothing from animals that they carry their own cooking items when they go on vacation to give to restaurants to cook their food, because they refuse to eat any vegan food that was cooked in the same pot/pan as animal products. Now that's fucking insane.
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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« Reply #114 on: Sep 08, 2010, 01:46:55 PM »
I read in some newspapers that some vegans are so insane about eating nothing from animals that they carry their own cooking items when they go on vacation to give to restaurants to cook their food, because they refuse to eat any vegan food that was cooked in the same pot/pan as animal products. Now that's fucking insane.

One of my room mates occasionally does this with pizza joints, they usually have no problem with it. What you state above is a bit overboard. Just eat a fucking salad.
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« Reply #115 on: Sep 09, 2010, 08:15:37 PM »
Lol "no problem with it". I bet they spit in his food.

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Re: Spider-Barf.
« Reply #116 on: Sep 09, 2010, 09:23:45 PM »
I order bacon on my vegieburgers.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #117 on: Sep 10, 2010, 01:29:51 PM »
Lol "no problem with it". I bet they spit in his food.

He really only does it one place, and they are nice people.
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Re: Spider-Barf.
« Reply #118 on: Sep 11, 2010, 09:18:14 PM »
Guilt after pissing on his veggie pepperoni.

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« Reply #119 on: Sep 12, 2010, 03:02:47 PM »
Where did all of the monsters from Power Rangers go after the show got cancelled you ask? They are now starring in Spider-Man The Musical!!

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