Author Topic: Been Awhile (Read 9672 times)

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #30 on:** Nov 04, 2004, 03:52:38 PM »

Some comedian said that if the fundies want gay people to quit having sex, they should let them get married cause that's what happens whenever one of his buddies gets married.

B E C K · « **Reply #31 on:** Nov 05, 2004, 01:26:37 AM »

I shall open up the Church of Nuriko and marry off gay people. They'll get a certificate of marriage by the Church of Nuriko and a gift certificate at Pottery Barn. It's a flawless plan!

....until some crazed fundie shoots me in a dark parking lot.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #32 on:** Nov 05, 2004, 02:12:24 AM »

What a cool church. Can I be an archbishop, and dye my hair random colors all the time?

B E C K · « **Reply #33 on:** Nov 05, 2004, 02:50:23 AM »

Can you? Dyeing your hair is practically a requirement!

MegatronYES · « **Reply #34 on:** Nov 05, 2004, 04:11:07 AM »

Cool. I can make people say Hail Nuris now.