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Happy Belated St. Patrick's Day!
« on: Mar 19, 2010, 01:56:27 PM »
Sorry; I was a bit drunk busy. Finally I can access the forum from work again. :poo:

Let me preface this by saying that Eddie & I are perfectly happy; nothing wrong, etc. Nothin' gonna happen.  :nono:  But someone apparently has a crush on me and hey, I'm damn flattered.  He's a server at a restaurant I frequent and we clicked immediately.  6'3", fucking gorgeous Hispanic guy, all onyx and smoky topaz coloring with liquid midnight eyes.  Got the crush news from two sources, male & female, so I'm not doubting.  It's just that he's....

um....

well....

Hey, how about that Sidney Crosby OT goal in the Gold Medal game??!! ;D




Dammit.... he's...uh, twenty-one.

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Re: Happy Belated St. Patrick's Day!
« Reply #1 on: Mar 19, 2010, 03:24:46 PM »
Take a dip in his fountain of youth.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
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Re: Happy Belated St. Patrick's Day!
« Reply #2 on: Mar 19, 2010, 05:53:02 PM »
Check with your mate and see if he wants to run a threesome? Some dudes love MMF threesomes. I could never, but then I am a male lesbian.

Edit: Me and Kary celebrated by destroying a case of beer and making some Gaelic beef stew in lieu of corned beef.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Belated St. Patrick's Day!
« Reply #3 on: Mar 19, 2010, 10:21:15 PM »
I used to really enjoy watching MFM threesomes in films, but finally one day I just thought to myself, "No. That is a little too slutty for me." Yeah. I am saying this about pornography actresses.
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Re: Happy Belated St. Patrick's Day!
« Reply #4 on: Mar 19, 2010, 10:52:10 PM »
I tend not to like cock in films. Girlfriends Films make the most perfect lesbian pornography ever. Mucho-kissing and all that stuff. :D
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Belated St. Patrick's Day!
« Reply #5 on: Mar 20, 2010, 01:00:03 AM »
MFM is the first step on your road to homosexuality. The second is letting Derrick take you from behind.

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Re: Happy Belated St. Patrick's Day!
« Reply #6 on: Mar 20, 2010, 02:03:07 PM »
I'm gentle, it's not that bad.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Belated St. Patrick's Day!
« Reply #7 on: Mar 21, 2010, 03:01:27 PM »
I celebrated Patty Day early in Kentucky with some friends, and then came home and dipped into a "my 20s are slipping away and I'm a worthless ugly waste" type depression.

I could use some more wine.

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Re: Happy Belated St. Patrick's Day!
« Reply #8 on: Mar 21, 2010, 04:50:31 PM »
Also, sex.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Belated St. Patrick's Day!
« Reply #9 on: Mar 21, 2010, 07:36:38 PM »
Wine and sex is great.

I rarely get turned on by lesbian pr0n. I rather like to live vicariously through the man who actually gets to bang the babe. I feel uncomfortable living vicariously living through women. It just does not work for me.
« Last Edit: Mar 22, 2010, 02:10:18 AM by Fiero »
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Re: Happy Belated St. Patrick's Day!
« Reply #10 on: Mar 21, 2010, 09:37:47 PM »
I can't get into seeing a cock.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Belated St. Patrick's Day!
« Reply #11 on: Mar 22, 2010, 02:10:29 AM »
I do not look at the cock.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
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Re: Happy Belated St. Patrick's Day!
« Reply #12 on: Mar 22, 2010, 06:54:05 AM »
Of course you do. You just said you're living through the guy, that means cock. 90% of the shots will show cock.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Belated St. Patrick's Day!
« Reply #13 on: Mar 22, 2010, 08:05:59 AM »
I wanted to bake those delicious sweet irish potatoes thingies but got lazy :-( and of course i didn't drink :-(

Bernie, I give you 1 more month, 2 at the most lol

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Re: Happy Belated St. Patrick's Day!
« Reply #14 on: Mar 22, 2010, 08:56:43 AM »
Till I get bored or suggest a threesome?  :laugh:

Never happen.  Eddie was fuming because I mentioned my ex in telling some stories at the Saturday night pub gathering, and he was getting a pot belly last time we saw him.  Sheesh.  ::)
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Re: Happy Belated St. Patrick's Day!
« Reply #15 on: Mar 22, 2010, 11:25:16 AM »
No. I do not look at the cock. I look at the woman riding the cock.
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Re: Happy Belated St. Patrick's Day!
« Reply #16 on: Mar 22, 2010, 11:48:15 AM »
Still cock.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Belated St. Patrick's Day!
« Reply #17 on: Mar 22, 2010, 05:48:10 PM »
Still not looking at the cock.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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Re: Happy Belated St. Patrick's Day!
« Reply #18 on: Mar 25, 2010, 01:04:26 PM »
Threeways ain't all that - sorry, pron industry.  :laugh:

He greeted me today with a bag of goodies he'd baked the day before - bread pudding squares, walnut cheese bread and cheese crisps.  :hungry:  Guess he doesn't think I need to lose any weight.  :P
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Re: Happy Belated St. Patrick's Day!
« Reply #19 on: Mar 25, 2010, 03:16:27 PM »
Or he is a cannibal and he is fattening you up.
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Re: Happy Belated St. Patrick's Day!
« Reply #20 on: Mar 26, 2010, 02:22:02 PM »
He's going to make a suit of your skin. First he fattens you up, then makes you loose lot of weight so he knows it'll fit!

It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again.

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Re: Happy Belated St. Patrick's Day!
« Reply #21 on: Mar 26, 2010, 05:48:03 PM »
Would ya?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Belated St. Patrick's Day!
« Reply #22 on: Mar 26, 2010, 05:56:30 PM »
or else* it
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
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Re: Happy Belated St. Patrick's Day!
« Reply #23 on: Mar 26, 2010, 05:59:57 PM »
Still not looking at the cock.

Aren't you just looking at the cock and pretending it's your cock?  I don't think that gay or nothing, but aren't you?

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Re: Happy Belated St. Patrick's Day!
« Reply #24 on: Mar 26, 2010, 07:31:06 PM »
Not exactly, I look at the way the woman's vagina moves along the man's penis, and surely I imagine my penis there, but I do not really look at the cock. It is a hard thing to explain correctly.
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Re: Happy Belated St. Patrick's Day!
« Reply #25 on: Mar 26, 2010, 09:08:27 PM »
Just admit you like the cock, there's nothing gay about that unless there's two men in the video and no women. Three men, however, isn't gay.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Happy Belated St. Patrick's Day!
« Reply #26 on: Mar 27, 2010, 12:27:00 PM »
I do not like the cock.
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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Re: Happy Belated St. Patrick's Day!
« Reply #27 on: Mar 28, 2010, 07:15:30 AM »
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He's going to make a suit of your skin. First he fattens you up, then makes you loose lot of weight so he knows it'll fit!

Imagine his surprise then when I step out of it like a snake. >:D
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Re: Happy Belated St. Patrick's Day!
« Reply #28 on: Mar 29, 2010, 12:06:54 PM »
Wait...Snake Woman. Didn't I see you at the 1988 state fair?

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Re: Happy Belated St. Patrick's Day!
« Reply #29 on: Mar 29, 2010, 12:52:49 PM »
I was 5 at the time, so what do I care?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.