Author Topic: Happy Belated St. Patrick's Day! (Read 4927 times)

Bernie AKA · « **on:** Mar 19, 2010, 01:56:27 PM »

Sorry; I was a bit ~~drunk~~ busy. Finally I can access the forum from work again.

Let me preface this by saying that Eddie & I are perfectly happy; nothing wrong, etc. Nothin' gonna happen.

But someone apparently has a crush on me and hey, I'm damn flattered. He's a server at a restaurant I frequent and we clicked immediately. 6'3", fucking gorgeous Hispanic guy, all onyx and smoky topaz coloring with liquid midnight eyes. Got the crush news from two sources, male & female, so I'm not doubting. It's just that he's....

um....

well....

Hey, how about that Sidney Crosby OT goal in the Gold Medal game??!!

Dammit.... he's...uh, twenty-one.

*hides*

Fiero · « **Reply #1 on:** Mar 19, 2010, 03:24:46 PM »

Take a dip in his fountain of youth.

Derrick · « **Reply #2 on:** Mar 19, 2010, 05:53:02 PM »

Check with your mate and see if he wants to run a threesome? Some dudes love MMF threesomes. I could never, but then I am a male lesbian.

Edit: Me and Kary celebrated by destroying a case of beer and making some Gaelic beef stew in lieu of corned beef.

Fiero · « **Reply #3 on:** Mar 19, 2010, 10:21:15 PM »

I used to really enjoy watching MFM threesomes in films, but finally one day I just thought to myself, "No. That is a little too slutty for me." Yeah. I am saying this about pornography actresses.

Derrick · « **Reply #4 on:** Mar 19, 2010, 10:52:10 PM »

I tend not to like cock in films. Girlfriends Films make the most perfect lesbian pornography ever. Mucho-kissing and all that stuff.

Rama · « **Reply #5 on:** Mar 20, 2010, 01:00:03 AM »

MFM is the first step on your road to homosexuality. The second is letting Derrick take you from behind.

Derrick · « **Reply #6 on:** Mar 20, 2010, 02:03:07 PM »

I'm gentle, it's not that bad.

gwynn · « **Reply #7 on:** Mar 21, 2010, 03:01:27 PM »

I celebrated Patty Day early in Kentucky with some friends, and then came home and dipped into a "my 20s are slipping away and I'm a worthless ugly waste" type depression.

I could use some more wine.

Derrick · « **Reply #8 on:** Mar 21, 2010, 04:50:31 PM »

Also, sex.

Fiero · « **Reply #9 on:** Mar 21, 2010, 07:36:38 PM »

Wine and sex is great.

I rarely get turned on by lesbian pr0n. I rather like to live vicariously through the man who actually gets to bang the babe. I feel uncomfortable living vicariously living through women. It just does not work for me.

Derrick · « **Reply #10 on:** Mar 21, 2010, 09:37:47 PM »

I can't get into seeing a cock.

Fiero · « **Reply #11 on:** Mar 22, 2010, 02:10:29 AM »

I do not look at the cock.

Derrick · « **Reply #12 on:** Mar 22, 2010, 06:54:05 AM »

Of course you do. You just said you're living through the guy, that means cock. 90% of the shots will show cock.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #13 on:** Mar 22, 2010, 08:05:59 AM »

I wanted to bake those delicious sweet irish potatoes thingies but got lazy :-( and of course i didn't drink :-(

Bernie, I give you 1 more month, 2 at the most lol

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #14 on:** Mar 22, 2010, 08:56:43 AM »

Till I get bored or suggest a threesome?

Never happen. Eddie was fuming because I mentioned my ex in telling some stories at the Saturday night pub gathering, and he was getting a pot belly last time we saw him. Sheesh.

Fiero · « **Reply #15 on:** Mar 22, 2010, 11:25:16 AM »

No. I do not look at the cock. I look at the woman riding the cock.

Derrick · « **Reply #16 on:** Mar 22, 2010, 11:48:15 AM »

Still cock.

Fiero · « **Reply #17 on:** Mar 22, 2010, 05:48:10 PM »

Still not looking at the cock.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #18 on:** Mar 25, 2010, 01:04:26 PM »

Threeways ain't all that - sorry, pron industry.

He greeted me today with a bag of goodies he'd baked the day before - bread pudding squares, walnut cheese bread and cheese crisps.

Guess he doesn't think I need to lose any weight.

Fiero · « **Reply #19 on:** Mar 25, 2010, 03:16:27 PM »

Or he is a cannibal and he is fattening you up.

Rama · « **Reply #20 on:** Mar 26, 2010, 02:22:02 PM »

He's going to make a suit of your skin. First he fattens you up, then makes you loose lot of weight so he knows it'll fit!

It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again.

Derrick · « **Reply #21 on:** Mar 26, 2010, 05:48:03 PM »

Would ya?

Fiero · « **Reply #22 on:** Mar 26, 2010, 05:56:30 PM »

or else* it

B E C K · « **Reply #23 on:** Mar 26, 2010, 05:59:57 PM »

Quote from: Fiero on Mar 22, 2010, 05:48:10 PM

Still not looking at the cock.

Aren't you just looking at the cock and pretending it's your cock? I don't think that gay or nothing, but aren't you?

Fiero · « **Reply #24 on:** Mar 26, 2010, 07:31:06 PM »

Not exactly, I look at the way the woman's vagina moves along the man's penis, and surely I imagine my penis there, but I do not really look at the cock. It is a hard thing to explain correctly.

Derrick · « **Reply #25 on:** Mar 26, 2010, 09:08:27 PM »

Just admit you like the cock, there's nothing gay about that unless there's two men in the video and no women. Three men, however, isn't gay.

Fiero · « **Reply #26 on:** Mar 27, 2010, 12:27:00 PM »

I do not like the cock.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #27 on:** Mar 28, 2010, 07:15:30 AM »

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He's going to make a suit of your skin. First he fattens you up, then makes you loose lot of weight so he knows it'll fit!

Imagine his surprise then when I step out of it like a snake.

Rama · « **Reply #28 on:** Mar 29, 2010, 12:06:54 PM »

Wait...Snake Woman. Didn't I see you at the 1988 state fair?

Derrick · « **Reply #29 on:** Mar 29, 2010, 12:52:49 PM »

I was 5 at the time, so what do I care?