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Re: XXI Winter Olympics
« Reply #90 on: Feb 28, 2010, 10:42:53 AM »
Nice dress, ugly ass shoes.

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Re: XXI Winter Olympics
« Reply #91 on: Feb 28, 2010, 06:56:38 PM »
Fuck Canada.

That is all.
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Re: XXI Winter Olympics
« Reply #92 on: Mar 01, 2010, 03:37:53 PM »
So Canada wins the gold in Men's Hockey, it was a great game. USA almost had it, but they gave the OT goal away. How do you not cover Crosby?
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Re: XXI Winter Olympics
« Reply #93 on: Mar 02, 2010, 10:27:16 PM »
How do you not cover Crosby?

By concentrating too hard on Stills, Nash, and Young.

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Re: XXI Winter Olympics
« Reply #94 on: Mar 02, 2010, 10:41:10 PM »
BECK

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Re: XXI Winter Olympics
« Reply #95 on: Mar 02, 2010, 10:53:09 PM »
Wha?  WHAAA?  WAAAH!!

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Re: XXI Winter Olympics
« Reply #96 on: Mar 02, 2010, 10:56:22 PM »
LUUUCY YOU GOT SOME SPLAINING TO DO!!
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Re: XXI Winter Olympics
« Reply #97 on: Mar 06, 2010, 06:58:45 PM »
Does this really need to be stickied anymore?
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Re: XXI Winter Olympics
« Reply #98 on: Mar 06, 2010, 08:14:34 PM »
Apolo Ohno may possiby murder you in your sleep.

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Re: XXI Winter Olympics
« Reply #99 on: Mar 06, 2010, 08:29:56 PM »
Will he fuck it up like he did in the Olympics? Oh, burn.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: XXI Winter Olympics
« Reply #100 on: Mar 06, 2010, 08:34:48 PM »
He won't fuck it up if there's a Korean falling nearby.

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Re: XXI Winter Olympics
« Reply #101 on: Mar 06, 2010, 08:46:44 PM »
Jinn? Seriously, did you expect him in the freezer?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: XXI Winter Olympics
« Reply #102 on: Mar 06, 2010, 08:51:08 PM »

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Re: XXI Winter Olympics
« Reply #103 on: Mar 06, 2010, 08:52:04 PM »
Too hairy. I like mine hairless.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: XXI Winter Olympics
« Reply #104 on: Mar 06, 2010, 08:53:18 PM »
Then not this one either.

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Re: XXI Winter Olympics
« Reply #105 on: Mar 06, 2010, 08:55:50 PM »
God no. His 'special set of skills' is nothing but using his knuckles. Who really wants that?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: XXI Winter Olympics
« Reply #106 on: Mar 06, 2010, 08:57:44 PM »
A bullied octopus.

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Re: XXI Winter Olympics
« Reply #107 on: May 05, 2010, 08:58:37 PM »
Imma linking college humor all over the place but I dun care: <a href="
NR=1">Winter Olympics in 60 Seconds [/url]

And just because you should watch it: <a href="
NR=1">Tim Burton's Secret Formula[/url]

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Re: XXI Winter Olympics
« Reply #108 on: May 05, 2010, 11:32:09 PM »
Last week the IOC stripped China of it's women's gymnastics bronze team 2000 Olympic team medal.  An IOC investigation found one of the girls to be under age.  According to the rules all female gymnast have to be 16 or old.  We all know the Chinese are cheats; they always have girls on the squad that look 11 or 12.  I feel bad for the girls because they are only doing what they are told.  I bet you China also had under age girls on the 2008 gold medal squad. 

Something should of been done about it a long time ago.  Apparently a complaint was launch but no one wanted to offend the Chinese and an investigation reveled nothing.  A new investigation was launched because the gymnast in question was working as a technician at the 2008 games and her credentials listed a birth date different from the one she used at the games.  She also said in an interview she was only 14 at the games but later claimed she misspoke.  Her blog says she is of the year of the ox which makes her too young to have participated in the games.

I wonder how the US team feels about getting the bronze a whole 10 years later? 

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/29/sports/olympics/29gymnast.html?src=me 

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Re: XXI Winter Olympics
« Reply #109 on: May 06, 2010, 10:10:27 PM »
This is Winter!  Go dig up a summer somewhere!

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Re: XXI Winter Olympics
« Reply #110 on: May 07, 2010, 04:22:41 PM »
She told you. Snap wave snap.
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Re: XXI Winter Olympics
« Reply #111 on: May 07, 2010, 08:40:10 PM »
Its more like snap snap snap

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Re: XXI Winter Olympics
« Reply #112 on: May 07, 2010, 09:04:02 PM »
Its more like snap snap snap

But there is the wave, too. In between the snaps.

Snap wave snap wave snap?
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Re: XXI Winter Olympics
« Reply #113 on: May 07, 2010, 11:02:08 PM »
And there's a head weave.  It's not just for black chicks and puerto riccans, ya know.

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Re: XXI Winter Olympics
« Reply #114 on: May 08, 2010, 12:49:28 AM »
Its more like snap snap snap

Add one more snap and you get the Z snap.

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Re: XXI Winter Olympics
« Reply #115 on: May 08, 2010, 07:53:34 AM »
Ok so its like this:
snap (to the right), snap (to the left) - head weave- and then snap (to the right) and then head weave again. D'accord?

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Re: XXI Winter Olympics
« Reply #116 on: May 08, 2010, 12:54:02 PM »
As a white male, what the fuck is this jungle nonsense?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
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Re: XXI Winter Olympics
« Reply #117 on: May 08, 2010, 03:11:29 PM »
Ok so its like this:
snap (to the right), snap (to the left) - head weave- and then snap (to the right) and then head weave again. D'accord?

In my experience the headweave is constant.
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Re: XXI Winter Olympics
« Reply #118 on: May 09, 2010, 07:27:04 AM »
As a white male, what the fuck is this jungle nonsense?

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Re: XXI Winter Olympics
« Reply #119 on: May 09, 2010, 01:45:02 PM »
I have always been found of Nelly Furtado's ass.

But she looks like shit in those pictures. Horrible makeup and that dress, while nicely showing her ass, is not very flattering. It would look better on the floor, natch.

EDIT: It seems I skipped a page. Oh well.
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