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B E C K · « **Reply #120 on:** Jul 25, 2010, 01:23:53 AM »

Quote from: Max Con on Jul 24, 2010, 04:42:17 AM

Taco Bell sends me to the bathroom within 20 minutes of finishing like clockwork. I refuse to eat the stuff unless it's brought home.

That's what it did to me. No coincidence that they're owned by the same people who own KFC.

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jul 24, 2010, 06:34:41 PM

Had some pizza and pepsi for lunch/dinner. I'm doing "the" american thing till I leave.

What, they don't have pizza and Pepsi in Japan?

Max Con · « **Reply #121 on:** Jul 25, 2010, 02:36:04 AM »

In Japan, what we know as pizza sauce is strickly a mix of dolphin and whale blood, while Pepsi is 100% squid ink.

Derrick · « **Reply #122 on:** Jul 25, 2010, 11:44:21 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Jul 25, 2010, 01:23:53 AM

Quote from: Max Con on Jul 24, 2010, 04:42:17 AM
Taco Bell sends me to the bathroom within 20 minutes of finishing like clockwork. I refuse to eat the stuff unless it's brought home.

That's what it did to me. No coincidence that they're owned by the same people who own KFC.

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jul 24, 2010, 06:34:41 PM
Had some pizza and pepsi for lunch/dinner. I'm doing "the" american thing till I leave.

What, they don't have pizza and Pepsi in Japan?

Considering Tokyo's hardon for Italian, it's probably better than most American pizza.

B E C K · « **Reply #123 on:** Jul 26, 2010, 04:15:48 AM »

Quote from: Max Con on Jul 25, 2010, 02:36:04 AM

In Japan, what we know as pizza sauce is strickly a mix of dolphin and whale blood, while Pepsi is 100% squid ink.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #124 on:** Jul 26, 2010, 07:55:55 PM »

They do have but I've heard is not as good as NY pizza! They say its "expensive" too but its probably not true.
They put mayo in their pizzas, I'm dying to try that one!

Fiero · « **Reply #125 on:** Jul 26, 2010, 08:45:33 PM »

I am dying to NEVER try that.

Rama · « **Reply #126 on:** Jul 27, 2010, 12:22:04 AM »

Mayo never makes anything better.

B E C K · « **Reply #127 on:** Jul 27, 2010, 09:57:18 AM »

Except maybe your future heart attack.

Derrick · « **Reply #128 on:** Jul 27, 2010, 02:20:39 PM »

Mayonaise should be banned. Me and Kary went to an expensive steakhouse one time and noticed a steak on the menu topped with homemade mayonaise. We should have known, since her steak was overcooked and the waiter turned out to a cunt.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #129 on:** Jul 27, 2010, 03:46:06 PM »

It turned out to a cunt? hot DAMN.

Mayonnaise with steak is a no no. But besides that, mayonnaise on EVERYTHING is a yes yes.Ooohh I love me some mayo. I had some with onion rings yesterday :3

Fiero · « **Reply #130 on:** Jul 27, 2010, 03:55:16 PM »

Faye-faye ... You are only supposed to want horribly disgusting things while preggers. So stop already.

Max Con · « **Reply #131 on:** Jul 27, 2010, 05:24:03 PM »

I always figured Mayo was invented as an easily spreadable substitute for semen.

That would explain why Faye loves it so much.

Fiero · « **Reply #132 on:** Jul 27, 2010, 05:41:09 PM »

If talking about the character she plays picture there, it would make sense with her poor luck in the menfolk department.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #133 on:** Jul 28, 2010, 11:30:17 PM »

Quote from: Fiero on Jul 27, 2010, 03:55:16 PM

Faye-faye ... You are only supposed to want horribly disgusting things while preggers. So stop already.

That never happened to me, I never had a weird craving. I feel like I missed something :-(

Fiero · « **Reply #134 on:** Jul 29, 2010, 01:12:54 AM »

Apparently you just had it for the rest of your life instead.

B E C K · « **Reply #135 on:** Jul 29, 2010, 07:31:46 AM »

Quote from: Derrick on Jul 27, 2010, 02:20:39 PM

the waiter turned out to a cunt.

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Jul 27, 2010, 03:46:06 PM

It turned out to a cunt? hot DAMN.

Sometimes I wish I wasn't such a visual person...

Rama · « **Reply #136 on:** Jul 29, 2010, 11:18:15 AM »

Pair of walking lips with a little hair and a menu in one hand, that asks if you want to start out with something to drink with an obvious lisp?

Derrick · « **Reply #137 on:** Jul 29, 2010, 03:11:17 PM »

The drink better be fresh, HA!

B E C K · « **Reply #138 on:** Jul 30, 2010, 06:20:52 PM »

Quote from: Rama on Jul 29, 2010, 11:18:15 AM

Pair of walking lips with a ~~little~~ giant bush of hair and a menu in one hand, that asks if you want to start out with something to drink with an obvious lisp?

Fixed. But since you said lisp, the vagoo in my imaginarium now sounds like Daffy for some odd fucking reason.

Rama · « **Reply #139 on:** Jul 31, 2010, 12:01:13 AM »

Your imagination needs to shave. Maybe a little lighting bolt or a heart.

And just imagine it saying "Rabbit Season!"

B E C K · « **Reply #140 on:** Aug 01, 2010, 05:13:56 PM »

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Maybe a little lighting bolt or a heart.

A skull and crossbones? The Green Lantern lantern? An old timer train conductor's handlebar moustache?

Rama · « **Reply #141 on:** Aug 02, 2010, 01:09:24 AM »

Oh Skull and Crossbones. I like that...like it's poison! It should be flying the Jolly Roger.

B E C K · « **Reply #142 on:** Aug 02, 2010, 02:59:27 AM »

What was that you said about Jolly Ranchers? And skull and crossbones isn't poison. That's what Mr. Yuk pubes are for.

Rama · « **Reply #143 on:** Aug 02, 2010, 10:08:38 AM »

You know all these images I'm getting right now are really messed up, but at the same time a little sexy.

Derrick · « **Reply #144 on:** Aug 02, 2010, 10:41:10 AM »

I had the new Taco Bell Cantina Tacos. They're two cr0n tortillas (I thought the first one was a messup) with the meat (chicken, beef, or 'carnitas' pork) with onions and cilantro and an actual slice of lme. I loved them, though the steak was a bit shitty. The carnitas with the cr0n tortilla and the sour lime juice and veges was wonderful.

Fiero · « **Reply #145 on:** Aug 02, 2010, 03:52:25 PM »

If a girl undressed and had a Lantern symbol shaved in her pubes, I would come right then and there.

Rama · « **Reply #146 on:** Aug 02, 2010, 04:05:26 PM »

What if the pubes where green....and she said she didn't dye it that color.

Fiero · « **Reply #147 on:** Aug 02, 2010, 05:26:27 PM »

Then I would be a bit scared. I might still come, but not while touching her.

B E C K · « **Reply #148 on:** Aug 02, 2010, 06:43:12 PM »

That sounds reasonable.

blanktoe · « **Reply #149 on:** Aug 05, 2010, 05:29:15 AM »

it's 5 am, I just got off from work and I don't give a shit...so I ate a sausage McMuffin and the chicken off of a chicken biscuit. And now my stomach is making me pay for it.