Author Topic: HIV Positive? Gay? Don't travel to Uganda. (Read 6568 times)

Fiero · « **Reply #30 on:** Dec 17, 2009, 02:29:13 AM »

Do not post it.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #31 on:** Dec 17, 2009, 08:48:14 PM »

Fiero stop being gay. Your life won't be fulfilled after you've seen this. Believe me

Fiero · « **Reply #32 on:** Dec 17, 2009, 10:24:24 PM »

I've already seen it.

Derrick · « **Reply #33 on:** Dec 17, 2009, 10:30:01 PM »

He's already gay and fufilled. I made sure he was plenty filled.

Fiero · « **Reply #34 on:** Dec 18, 2009, 04:05:41 PM »

No. No you did not. Come back, er, I mean, bull shit you liar!

Derrick · « **Reply #35 on:** Dec 18, 2009, 07:14:29 PM »

Squeaky wheel.

B E C K · « **Reply #36 on:** Dec 21, 2009, 11:47:03 AM »

...gets the man grease!

Derrick · « **Reply #37 on:** Dec 21, 2009, 12:46:09 PM »

Where?

Fiero · « **Reply #38 on:** Dec 21, 2009, 05:12:22 PM »

what what in the ____

Derrick · « **Reply #39 on:** Dec 21, 2009, 06:16:26 PM »

I smell like a flower.

B E C K · « **Reply #40 on:** Dec 25, 2009, 08:41:18 AM »

A beautiful brown flower.

Derrick · « **Reply #41 on:** Dec 25, 2009, 11:14:20 AM »

...there are no brown flowers.

B E C K · « **Reply #42 on:** Dec 25, 2009, 01:56:38 PM »

Yes, there are. You may also know them as chocolate starfish.

Derrick · « **Reply #43 on:** Dec 25, 2009, 10:53:00 PM »

Ooooooooooh.

Wait. Wait wait wait. Are you alluding to me sucking ass? I AM OFFENDED!!!!

Rama · « **Reply #44 on:** Dec 26, 2009, 12:31:29 AM »

You're going to get his black cherry.

Derrick · « **Reply #45 on:** Dec 26, 2009, 12:43:10 AM »

I feel like George Takai on the planet of big black men.

B E C K · « **Reply #46 on:** Dec 26, 2009, 08:13:36 AM »

Quote from: Rama on Dec 26, 2009, 12:31:29 AM

You're going to get his black cherry.

whoa, black cherry (bam-BA-lam)
whoa, black cherry (bam-BA-lam)
*hums*

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #47 on:** Jan 02, 2010, 02:03:57 AM »

People going to the ER for accidents caused while anally pleasuring themselves or someone else with dangerous foreign objects are at least as common as people going to the ER for accidents caused pleasuring themselves non-anally. The worst I heard of was a guy who was whaling away on his girlfriend in the yard and accidentally rolled over on some old rusty tin roofing sheets and sliced his dick pretty badly. Stitches, tetanus shots, and scarring of the cock aren't for the faint at heart.

Derrick · « **Reply #48 on:** Jan 02, 2010, 10:18:09 AM »

Red.

Necks.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #49 on:** Jan 02, 2010, 09:30:06 PM »

These were, but in my thankfully limited experience, ER trips stemming from sexual escapades tend to feature the college-aged and middle-to-upper class adults.

Rama · « **Reply #50 on:** Jan 03, 2010, 01:10:40 AM »

So we should expect to see Derrick in the ER for anal trauma in the next few years.

Derrick · « **Reply #51 on:** Jan 03, 2010, 09:47:44 AM »

I practice safe sex, no fucking near free-standing walls, glass sculptures, or Kary's massive knife and sword collection.