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Re: HIV Positive? Gay? Don't travel to Uganda.
« Reply #30 on: Dec 17, 2009, 02:29:13 AM »
Do not post it.
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Re: HIV Positive? Gay? Don't travel to Uganda.
« Reply #31 on: Dec 17, 2009, 08:48:14 PM »
Fiero stop being gay. Your life won't be fulfilled after you've seen this. Believe me

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Re: HIV Positive? Gay? Don't travel to Uganda.
« Reply #32 on: Dec 17, 2009, 10:24:24 PM »
I've already seen it.
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Re: HIV Positive? Gay? Don't travel to Uganda.
« Reply #33 on: Dec 17, 2009, 10:30:01 PM »
He's already gay and fufilled. I made sure he was plenty filled.

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Re: HIV Positive? Gay? Don't travel to Uganda.
« Reply #34 on: Dec 18, 2009, 04:05:41 PM »
No. No you did not. Come back, er, I mean, bull shit you liar!
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Re: HIV Positive? Gay? Don't travel to Uganda.
« Reply #35 on: Dec 18, 2009, 07:14:29 PM »
Squeaky wheel.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: HIV Positive? Gay? Don't travel to Uganda.
« Reply #36 on: Dec 21, 2009, 11:47:03 AM »
...gets the man grease!   :happy:

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Re: HIV Positive? Gay? Don't travel to Uganda.
« Reply #37 on: Dec 21, 2009, 12:46:09 PM »
Where?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: HIV Positive? Gay? Don't travel to Uganda.
« Reply #38 on: Dec 21, 2009, 05:12:22 PM »
what what in the ____
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Re: HIV Positive? Gay? Don't travel to Uganda.
« Reply #39 on: Dec 21, 2009, 06:16:26 PM »
I smell like a flower.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: HIV Positive? Gay? Don't travel to Uganda.
« Reply #40 on: Dec 25, 2009, 08:41:18 AM »
A beautiful brown flower.

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Re: HIV Positive? Gay? Don't travel to Uganda.
« Reply #41 on: Dec 25, 2009, 11:14:20 AM »
...there are no brown flowers.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: HIV Positive? Gay? Don't travel to Uganda.
« Reply #42 on: Dec 25, 2009, 01:56:38 PM »
Yes, there are.  You may also know them as chocolate starfish.

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Re: HIV Positive? Gay? Don't travel to Uganda.
« Reply #43 on: Dec 25, 2009, 10:53:00 PM »
Ooooooooooh.

Wait. Wait wait wait. Are you alluding to me sucking ass? I AM OFFENDED!!!!
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: HIV Positive? Gay? Don't travel to Uganda.
« Reply #44 on: Dec 26, 2009, 12:31:29 AM »
You're going to get his black cherry.

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Re: HIV Positive? Gay? Don't travel to Uganda.
« Reply #45 on: Dec 26, 2009, 12:43:10 AM »
I feel like George Takai on the planet of big black men.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: HIV Positive? Gay? Don't travel to Uganda.
« Reply #46 on: Dec 26, 2009, 08:13:36 AM »
You're going to get his black cherry.

whoa, black cherry (bam-BA-lam)
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Re: HIV Positive? Gay? Don't travel to Uganda.
« Reply #47 on: Jan 02, 2010, 02:03:57 AM »
People going to the ER for accidents caused while anally pleasuring themselves or someone else with dangerous foreign objects are at least as common as people going to the ER for accidents caused pleasuring themselves non-anally. The worst I heard of was a guy who was whaling away on his girlfriend in the yard and accidentally rolled over on some old rusty tin roofing sheets and sliced his dick pretty badly. Stitches, tetanus shots, and scarring of the cock aren't for the faint at heart.
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Re: HIV Positive? Gay? Don't travel to Uganda.
« Reply #48 on: Jan 02, 2010, 10:18:09 AM »
Red.

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Re: HIV Positive? Gay? Don't travel to Uganda.
« Reply #49 on: Jan 02, 2010, 09:30:06 PM »
These were, but in my thankfully limited experience, ER trips stemming from sexual escapades tend to feature the college-aged and middle-to-upper class adults.
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Re: HIV Positive? Gay? Don't travel to Uganda.
« Reply #50 on: Jan 03, 2010, 01:10:40 AM »
So we should expect to see Derrick in the ER for anal trauma in the next few years.

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Re: HIV Positive? Gay? Don't travel to Uganda.
« Reply #51 on: Jan 03, 2010, 09:47:44 AM »
I practice safe sex, no fucking near free-standing walls, glass sculptures, or Kary's massive knife and sword collection.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.