I can only imagine how this went:
"Hey, Abe, would you like me to make your first love a vampire? You can be together again."
"Eh, no thanks. I'm cool."
"Abe, your dead sons can be made into vampires. And you can be together again."
"Meh, didn't like them that much, homes."
"Abe, would YOU like to be a vampir---"
"Fuck, yeah! Can I fly? Abe Lincoln, HOOOOO!" *WHOOSH!*