Author Topic: Bilbo Baggins? (Read 16238 times)

Derrick · « **Reply #30 on:** Aug 14, 2009, 02:39:26 PM »

Like anything aside from beastiality wouldn't enhance a career.

Fiero · « **Reply #31 on:** Aug 14, 2009, 06:03:21 PM »

Quote from: Italian Sabatman on Aug 12, 2009, 06:26:52 PM

I'm pretty sure I've seen a picture of you cosplaying Miroku from Inuyasha.

...unless that was a sham!?

Faye was pretty hot to trot, as I recall.

Wasn't Sam hooking up with her for a while there?

So look, this has nothing to do with what your saying, but I'm reading all of your posts with David Cross' voice. Also I remember Faye being hot to.

B E C K · « **Reply #32 on:** Aug 17, 2009, 12:38:33 AM »

Darnit, now I'm going to hear them in a David Cross voice, too.

Derrick · « **Reply #33 on:** Aug 17, 2009, 11:46:44 AM »

I love David Cross. He never has any prolonged success, which makes me a sad Panda.

joe · « **Reply #34 on:** Aug 17, 2009, 12:01:56 PM »

I don't mind, because it's kept me on my toes. No matter what I'm in, you can always trust me to bring the quality you deserve.

I am the Anti-Sandler.

Derrick · « **Reply #35 on:** Aug 17, 2009, 01:14:23 PM »

Has anyone actually seen Funny People? It just... did not look funny at all to me.

Fiero · « **Reply #36 on:** Aug 17, 2009, 02:05:46 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Aug 17, 2009, 01:14:23 PM

Has anyone actually seen Funny People? It just... did not look funny at all to me.

It was quite funny IMHO.

Also a bit sad.

But mostly funny.

B E C K · « **Reply #37 on:** Aug 17, 2009, 07:11:15 PM »

Quote from: Italian Sabatman on Aug 17, 2009, 12:01:56 PM

I don't mind, because it's kept me on my toes. No matter what I'm in, you can always trust me to bring the quality you deserve.

I am the Anti-Sandler.

Duh, it didn't even occur to me that Sabat has a David Cross vibe going on. Frankly, I welcome an Anti-Sandler. I can't watch him carry a movie. Through I still want to see that Zohan movie. Did anyone see that? Was it funny?

Fiero · « **Reply #38 on:** Aug 17, 2009, 07:23:35 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Aug 17, 2009, 07:11:15 PM

Duh, it didn't even occur to me that Sabat has a David Cross vibe going on. Frankly, I welcome an Anti-Sandler. I can't watch him carry a movie. Through I still want to see that Zohan movie. Did anyone see that? Was it funny?

Damn, you just reminded me that I haven't watched that either. Not sure if its any good, though.

Also, Funny People wasn't carried by Sandler, it was carried by multiple cast members working . . . almost, as if they were some sort of . . . team?

B E C K · « **Reply #39 on:** Aug 17, 2009, 07:43:19 PM »

An ensemble cast? I've never heard of Funny People.

Fiero · « **Reply #40 on:** Aug 17, 2009, 08:31:19 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Aug 17, 2009, 07:43:19 PM

An ensemble cast? I've never heard of Funny People.

Okay, its mostly about Sandler's and Rogen's charachters. Sandler is dying, and then doesn't. He decides to try to do stuff, stuff's husband has a problem with that. Meanwhile Rogen is Sandler's assistant/friend who is also trying to get this nerdy chick but fails, but then kind of gets her. Shit. I am making this movie sound awful. Its not, trust me.

Derrick · « **Reply #41 on:** Aug 17, 2009, 09:51:30 PM »

I dunno, it looked really shitty.

Fiero · « **Reply #42 on:** Aug 17, 2009, 10:10:40 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Aug 17, 2009, 09:51:30 PM

I dunno, it looked really shitty.

Its really not bad. Some might want to wait until its not at the regular theatre, but I would watch it again at full price.

joe · « **Reply #43 on:** Aug 18, 2009, 12:02:21 AM »

It's also 145 minutes. Why?

Why?

Watch Zohan and despair, Beckers.

Fiero · « **Reply #44 on:** Aug 18, 2009, 12:25:10 AM »

Quote from: Italian Sabatman on Aug 18, 2009, 12:02:21 AM

It's also 145 minutes. Why?

Why?

Watch Zohan and despair, Beckers.

Well, I don't know why its that length. Editing?

Derrick · « **Reply #45 on:** Aug 18, 2009, 02:27:06 PM »

Zohan made my ass bleed. My poor leather couch.

B E C K · « **Reply #46 on:** Aug 20, 2009, 04:53:22 PM »

Can I have that couch?

Fiero · « **Reply #47 on:** Aug 20, 2009, 07:08:04 PM »

Your filthy.

I like that.

The D · « **Reply #48 on:** Aug 20, 2009, 07:22:36 PM »

Quote from: Rodent of Unusual Size on Aug 12, 2009, 11:26:42 PM

There have been several pics of IDE posted publically over the years. I've seen one with a Conan sword, once as a luchadore, another dressed as some samurai-thing, and one while dressed as the Duffman. And that doesn't even take the infamous hooraygoldengod.gif into account.

I think I remember a picture of him playing the guy from the Venture Bros.

And I don't care who plays Bilbo Teabaggins, I just want the god damn movie to fucking come out. It's been what, since 2004 since LOTR came out? They should have done it while the popularity of the movies was high, not now while it's starting to wane....

...unless this is a calculated move and they'll release the "extended re-edited directors cut" of the trilogy at the same time, Lucas style.

Also, Del Toro and Peter Jackson is a dynamic duo that can't go wrong.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #49 on:** Aug 20, 2009, 09:57:44 PM »

Yeah, I forgot about the Brock pics. I think it was at a fan convention in Miami with Ernie C16 and Human Microbe (btw, IDE, didn't you beat his ass at Samurai Showdown?).

B E C K · « **Reply #50 on:** Aug 25, 2009, 06:47:18 PM »

HUMAN MICROBE!!!!!!!!!!!

I know there's a reason I yelled that, but I can't remember. The impulse is still there for whatever reason even though it no longer recognizes the cause.

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They should have done it while the popularity of the movies was high, not now while it's starting to wane....

I don't think they needed any surge of popularity to boost LOTR though. (As least I didn't see it with Fellowship.) That and the Hobbit had been around long enough to do well, methinks.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #51 on:** Aug 25, 2009, 09:15:34 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Aug 25, 2009, 06:47:18 PM

HUMAN MICROBE!!!!!!!!!!!

I know there's a reason I yelled that, but I can't remember. The impulse is still there for whatever reason even though it no longer recognizes the cause.

Classic Mayhem bit? I don't remember too well.

Rama · « **Reply #52 on:** Aug 26, 2009, 12:07:25 AM »

I have forgot everything past NORM!

B E C K · « **Reply #53 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 02:15:43 AM »

HUMMMMMAAAAAAN MICROBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, a bit of slightly old news but I feels like a-bumping. We have our Bilbo. MARTIN FREEMAN FROM MOTHERFUCKING SHERLOCK. Dr. Watson = Bilbo. Fucking A!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/2010/oct/22/hobbit-martin-freeman-bilbo-baggins

joe · « **Reply #54 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 02:27:22 AM »

Man. Look at that guy. So British. So, so British. He obviously got the role by default.

I was reading an article about the casting of this movie, and all the actors playing the dwarves are these hunky beefcake types. There was some quote from someone involved in the production saying something about, "The character of Thorin Oakenshield, blah, blah, blah, he's a real heartthrob."

And I was all, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT."

Of course, they want to bring out the ladies, but God damn is it ever ridiculous how they're going about it.

B E C K · « **Reply #55 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 02:34:41 AM »

Richard Armitage as Thorin? Yes, many seats will be creamed.

Rama · « **Reply #56 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 02:36:05 AM »

Ladies love the Dwarves.

joe · « **Reply #57 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 02:48:17 AM »

I can't wait to see how they shoehorn in some BS romantic subplot.

Between Gandalf and Elrond. Hahaha.

B E C K · « **Reply #58 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 02:49:16 AM »

Stop teasing me.

joe · « **Reply #59 on:** Nov 13, 2010, 02:55:26 AM »

Also, there needs to be a new X-Men movie where Magneto and Xavier get it on.

Which is obviously the one true origin of Onslaught.

I heard Marvel was bringing Onslaught back in some upcoming story arc.

So lame.