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Oh, those embarassing leaks....
« on: Apr 02, 2009, 10:03:07 AM »
http://www.click2houston.com/entertainment/19070018/detail.html

I heard footage from the Oscars was spliced in as they hadn't yet filmed the scene where Xavier first discovers Logan doing dinner theater in Ohio.
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Re: Oh, those embarassing leaks....
« Reply #1 on: Apr 06, 2009, 10:55:01 PM »
Holy fuck. How could I have not heard about this before now?

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Re: Oh, those embarassing leaks....
« Reply #2 on: Apr 07, 2009, 01:25:09 AM »
The movie's alright. Don't know that I'd pay to see it though.

Next up... Dragonball: Evolution. :puke:

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Re: Oh, those embarassing leaks....
« Reply #3 on: Apr 07, 2009, 10:37:08 AM »
You are a brave man if you are going to sit through that.

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Re: Oh, those embarassing leaks....
« Reply #4 on: Apr 07, 2009, 12:01:14 PM »
Every movie is at best "all right" when watched on a monitor.

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Re: Oh, those embarassing leaks....
« Reply #5 on: Apr 07, 2009, 12:14:01 PM »
You are a brave man if you are going to sit through that.

You know what? And you're not going to believe this, but...

...not the worst thing ever. Strangely compelling, even.

I didn't once think, "Ugh, I can't watch anymore."

Really surprising.

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Re: Oh, those embarassing leaks....
« Reply #6 on: Apr 07, 2009, 03:09:32 PM »
I have this version of Dragonball on VHS - Uncle Morty's Dub Shack is Citizen Kane by comparison:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0122050/

I consider the X-Men movies an AU to the comics. Gambit in a Wolverine origins movie?  :joe: They've been trying to shoehorn pore ol' Remy in since XM2, continuity be damned, for box office purposes since he's most fangirls' (and boys) XMILTF.   :P

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Re: Oh, those embarassing leaks....
« Reply #7 on: Apr 07, 2009, 04:15:34 PM »
He was an afterthought and it showed. Although his fight scene was decent.

Now on to Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li! I just know I'm gonna hate this one.

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Re: Oh, those embarassing leaks....
« Reply #8 on: Apr 07, 2009, 05:10:30 PM »
This was just awful. I saw it the day it was leaked. Gambit and pre-whatever deadpool were the only saviors of this shitfest. Just awful, and I am now pissed because this POS's eventual failure will result in the Magneto movie being shelved.
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Re: Oh, those embarassing leaks....
« Reply #9 on: Apr 07, 2009, 07:06:40 PM »
http://www.click2houston.com/entertainment/19070018/detail.html

I heard footage from the Oscars was spliced in as they hadn't yet filmed the scene where Xavier first discovers Logan doing dinner theater in Ohio.

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Fox vowed in a statement Wednesday that the source of the "stolen, incomplete and early version" of the movie would be prosecuted and said the FBI and MPAA are investigating. The studio also insisted that the version of the film posted online "was without many effects, had missing and unedited scenes and temporary sound and music."

Bullshit.

In any case, I don't care about this movie enough to watch a bootleg, I can wait for the theatrical release.

I have this version of Dragonball on VHS - Uncle Morty's Dub Shack is Citizen Kane by comparison:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0122050/


I've seen that version before, it's hilariously bad. I love the suggestions at the bottom too: "If you liked this shitty movie, you'll like these shitty movies too: Dungeons & Dragons, Eragon, Dragonball Evolution, Ninja Kids, Big Trouble in Little China." What, no Street Fighter?

You are a brave man if you are going to sit through that.

I plan to see Evolution.....












...in the dollar theater. :P

I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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Re: Oh, those embarassing leaks....
« Reply #10 on: Apr 07, 2009, 11:23:45 PM »
I've seen that version before, it's hilariously bad. I love the suggestions at the bottom too: "If you liked this shitty movie, you'll like these shitty movies too: Dungeons & Dragons, Eragon, Dragonball Evolution, Ninja Kids, Big Trouble in Little China." What, no Street Fighter?

I think the guy that lumped Big Trouble in Little China in there should be beat with a rubber hose. That movie was awesome.
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Re: Oh, those embarassing leaks....
« Reply #11 on: Apr 08, 2009, 10:11:22 AM »
I'd substitute Mortal Kombat:Anal Nation.  :keelover:

And yeah, I fear for the Magneto movie.  That was supposed to get me over them completely ignoring any breath or mention of the Hellfire Club. I don't think Emma will even have a flashback.  :mad:
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Re: Oh, those embarassing leaks....
« Reply #12 on: Apr 08, 2009, 12:04:38 PM »
Was Emma even in the movie? I don't remember her.
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Re: Oh, those embarassing leaks....
« Reply #13 on: Apr 08, 2009, 12:25:28 PM »
I love Hugh Jackman but I'm kinda sick of Wolverine.

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Re: Oh, those embarassing leaks....
« Reply #14 on: Apr 08, 2009, 12:37:50 PM »


IMDB is your friend. :) I think this is a shot of Emma from the movie.  Actress looks much better with her natural brown hair.  WTF on Hollywood's obsession with making women with perfectly lovely brunette skin/coloring blonde? *coughJessicaAlbainFantastic4cough*

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1762626048/nm1903153
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Re: Oh, those embarassing leaks....
« Reply #15 on: Apr 08, 2009, 12:44:53 PM »
Holy crap that's a weird-ass face.  She's not ugly but that's like a fish head or something.  Ech, even the chick playing Silver Fox.  Forget that she doesn't even look like Silver Fox, but she has that piggish Renee Zellwegger/Kate Austen look.  http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2552273664/nm1211488  What is with that?  Why is that look so damn popular?  Surely there are dozens of talented little actresses with beautiful faces (not to mention the right damn complexion).

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Re: Oh, those embarassing leaks....
« Reply #16 on: Apr 08, 2009, 12:56:26 PM »
Okay; she would make a fantastic Siryn, assuming they'd ever get that far.  Or maybe Siryn was in one of the McMutant chorus lines already.   :scream:
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Re: Oh, those embarassing leaks....
« Reply #17 on: Apr 08, 2009, 04:28:33 PM »
I'm curious what X-men: First Class is going to be about. I mean are they going back and using Cyclops, Jean, Beast, Angel, and Iceman and telling that story or is First Class just some name they slapped on a project that will have nothing to do with the actual first X-Men. 
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Re: Oh, those embarassing leaks....
« Reply #18 on: Apr 08, 2009, 10:12:24 PM »


IMDB is your friend. :) I think this is a shot of Emma from the movie.  Actress looks much better with her natural brown hair.  WTF on Hollywood's obsession with making women with perfectly lovely brunette skin/coloring blonde? *coughJessicaAlbainFantastic4cough*

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1762626048/nm1903153

Yeah, but where was she? Was she in the pens?
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« Reply #19 on: Apr 09, 2009, 12:38:33 AM »
Dude, she was Silver Fox's sister! It made no sense! Remember? She turned to diamond and shielded Cyc while he blasted the guards.

How in the fuck did Emma Frost come to be sisters with a Native Canadian? FUCK.

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Re: Oh, those embarassing leaks....
« Reply #20 on: Apr 09, 2009, 09:28:44 AM »
Just when I thought that Stepford Cuckoo shit was the axiom of stupid story twists for Emma.... ::)

On that note, watch this mysterious half-brother of Logan's turn out to be James Hudson so we can get some extra angst over the attraction to Heather.   
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Re: Oh, those embarassing leaks....
« Reply #21 on: Apr 22, 2009, 05:47:52 PM »
Dude, she was Silver Fox's sister! It made no sense! Remember? She turned to diamond and shielded Cyc while he blasted the guards.

How in the fuck did Emma Frost come to be sisters with a Native Canadian? FUCK.

Sisters?  Stupid.  I think Wolverine will be like X-Men 3: no reason to watch it.

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« Reply #22 on: Apr 22, 2009, 06:11:43 PM »
Dude, she was Silver Fox's sister! It made no sense! Remember? She turned to diamond and shielded Cyc while he blasted the guards.

How in the fuck did Emma Frost come to be sisters with a Native Canadian? FUCK.

I rewatched it and didn't think that was Emma. I just think my brain blocked it. I now get it and I wish I didn't. The series ended with X-Men 2.
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Re: Oh, those embarassing leaks....
« Reply #23 on: Apr 22, 2009, 06:58:56 PM »
You said it.  I bought X-Men and X-Men 2 in a two-pack a long time ago and seeing where these movies are going, it was the right choice.