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IDE Birthday Thread!
« on: Dec 08, 2008, 03:13:07 PM »
Happy 23rd Birthday!   ;D
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Re: IDE Birthday Thread!
« Reply #1 on: Dec 08, 2008, 08:38:12 PM »
YOU ONLY TURN 23 FOURTEEN TIMES!

...waitaminute.

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Re: IDE Birthday Thread!
« Reply #2 on: Dec 08, 2008, 10:26:58 PM »
Well IDE can't reach 30. If he did the universe would implode on it's self and existance as we know it would be wiped out.

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Re: IDE Birthday Thread!
« Reply #3 on: Dec 09, 2008, 06:29:36 PM »
It's the plot for Speed IV.


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Re: IDE Birthday Thread!
« Reply #4 on: Dec 09, 2008, 08:39:59 PM »
Keanu Reeves better be in it this time.

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Re: IDE Birthday Thread!
« Reply #5 on: Dec 09, 2008, 10:31:54 PM »
Wait...there was a Speed 3?

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Re: IDE Birthday Thread!
« Reply #6 on: Dec 09, 2008, 10:44:56 PM »
Heh.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_3


No, really, I think they wanted to do another one.  IMO, they killed the franchise with the first sequel.  You can't just stick Annie with another love interest.  Now she's a disaster whore.  FAIL.

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Re: IDE Birthday Thread!
« Reply #7 on: Dec 09, 2008, 10:47:30 PM »
It was suppose to be a different guy?

*Has only seen parts of Speed 2 on Cable.*

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Re: IDE Birthday Thread!
« Reply #8 on: Dec 09, 2008, 11:10:34 PM »
I haven't seen it either.  I immediately dissed it.  But he's not supposed to be Jack, he's some bitch named Alex Shaw.  That completely ruins the fucking ending to the first one.  I'm burning it out of existence along with the Matrix sequels and the Mortal Kombat sequel.  Fucking kill our Johnny, will you, fuckers?

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Re: IDE Birthday Thread!
« Reply #9 on: Dec 09, 2008, 11:16:33 PM »
Oh and Batman and Robin.


But I thought he just the same guy different actor. Fuck he acted like him and looked like him..so I figured it was him.

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Re: IDE Birthday Thread!
« Reply #10 on: Dec 11, 2008, 02:16:14 PM »
Nope.  They should've just passed him off as Jack.  It reminds me of Charmed where they killed off Shannen Doherty for being a bitch and then brought in Rose Mc-Creepy-Gowan's pale ass as some mysterious fourth sister despite all of the "powet of three" bullshit that went on earlier in the series.  Shannen Doherty is not unique-looking or one of those talents like Mandy Pantinkin or Angelica Huston or William Peterson where they have this noninterchangeable gravitas that makes putting in a doppleganger utterly stupid.  They could've easily have recasted the damn role.  Keanu Reeves ain't all that unique either.  As long as he says "Whoa" like Keanu, he's nailed the character.

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Re: IDE Birthday Thread!
« Reply #11 on: Dec 12, 2008, 06:11:22 AM »
I haven't seen it either.  I immediately dissed it.  But he's not supposed to be Jack, he's some bitch named Alex Shaw.  That completely ruins the fucking ending to the first one.  I'm burning it out of existence along with the Matrix sequels and the Mortal Kombat sequel.  Fucking kill our Johnny, will you, fuckers?

It's scary that the first Mortal Kombat was bad, but remains so fucking good. If it's on TV I have to sit and watch it. It's just pretty and is rather decent even though the special effects are horrid. Then look at Mortal Kombat 2 and it's like a made for TV sequel with a bigger budget. The sequel is just horrid.

I never was a fan of the Matrix. I never really got it. "OH! I AM A KICKASS ACTION FILM WITH DEEP PHILOSOPHICAL MEANINGS!" So what, Magneto would pwn the machines. How is Magneto rising to lead humanity (Or even John Connors) any different than Neo? Plus The HUMANS ARE BATTERIES!!!1 was so fucking dumb it made no sense. The amount of energy needed to produce and maintain the matrix while keeping entire populations alive seems incredibly inefficient. Is the Matrix originally from Detroit?!

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Re: IDE Birthday Thread!
« Reply #12 on: Dec 12, 2008, 09:35:37 AM »
I never liked Matrix for any "deep philosophical" thought.  It's just a fun movie to sit with popcorn and watch on a late night.
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Re: IDE Birthday Thread!
« Reply #13 on: Dec 12, 2008, 12:16:36 PM »
Happy Birthday! 



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Re: IDE Birthday Thread!
« Reply #14 on: Dec 12, 2008, 01:27:19 PM »
WITH FAYE?! OMG
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: IDE Birthday Thread!
« Reply #15 on: Dec 13, 2008, 06:15:42 PM »
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Re: IDE Birthday Thread!
« Reply #16 on: Dec 13, 2008, 11:10:42 PM »
I never liked Matrix for any "deep philosophical" thought.  It's just a fun movie to sit with popcorn and watch on a late night.

I never saw it as more then Tron with black leather.

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Re: IDE Birthday Thread!
« Reply #17 on: Dec 14, 2008, 06:40:48 PM »
And Kung Fu. Tron didn't have much Kung Fu.

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Re: IDE Birthday Thread!
« Reply #18 on: Dec 15, 2008, 12:01:47 AM »
It probably could've used some.

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Re: IDE Birthday Thread!
« Reply #19 on: Dec 16, 2008, 10:44:03 PM »
Every movie needs more kung fu.  They should go back and edit a kung-fu fight into every movie that doesn't already have one.
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Re: IDE Birthday Thread!
« Reply #20 on: Dec 17, 2008, 04:02:26 PM »
I'm getting tested in January.  Not that I have any reason to believe I'm in trouble I just do it every year.

All of you should get tested too, promiscuous toilet seats and what not.

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Re: IDE Birthday Thread!
« Reply #21 on: Dec 21, 2008, 12:09:37 AM »
Every movie needs more kung fu.  They should go back and edit a kung-fu fight into every movie that doesn't already have one.

Ooh, oh, do "The English Patient" first!

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Re: IDE Birthday Thread!
« Reply #22 on: Dec 21, 2008, 12:11:37 AM »
Oh agreed. What a snooze fest.

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Re: IDE Birthday Thread!
« Reply #23 on: Dec 21, 2008, 12:23:03 AM »
I've never seen it but a kung-fu fight would catch my interest.

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Re: IDE Birthday Thread!
« Reply #24 on: Dec 21, 2008, 12:27:57 AM »
Well everyone was going on about how great it was, and being a movie buff that I am I decided to watch it. They were very wrong.

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Re: IDE Birthday Thread!
« Reply #25 on: Dec 26, 2008, 12:56:29 AM »
Did you see The Notebook, too?

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Re: IDE Birthday Thread!
« Reply #26 on: Dec 26, 2008, 01:11:09 AM »
No...no I did not. Only people that told me that was good where people that have terrible taste in movies.

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Re: IDE Birthday Thread!
« Reply #27 on: Dec 26, 2008, 01:19:04 AM »
Ha ha, ditto.  I know exactly what that movie needs, too: Muppets.  Think about it.

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Re: IDE Birthday Thread!
« Reply #28 on: Dec 26, 2008, 01:26:34 AM »
Well...I have no idea what it's about, but Muppets can make anything better.

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Re: IDE Birthday Thread!
« Reply #29 on: Dec 26, 2008, 02:07:41 AM »
Stop bumping this thread!

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