Author Topic: The Monkey-Tom Duo-rick Lang Belated Birthday Pity Thread (Read 12524 times)

Derrick · « **Reply #30 on:** Oct 10, 2008, 10:16:12 AM »

I prefer Phish Food, yet I hate Phish.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #31 on:** Oct 11, 2008, 01:46:21 AM »

They got back together!!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #32 on:** Oct 14, 2008, 10:44:52 AM »

Quote from: Derrick on Oct 07, 2008, 03:15:23 PM

Not when it's anal.

What the fuck that's DISGUSTINg
Anyways happy bday. I haven't gotten a birthday thread in at least 4 years

Derrick · « **Reply #33 on:** Oct 14, 2008, 05:18:43 PM »

You didn't hear what Anne Hathaway said about it. Plus, aren't Latinas supposed to be big into Anal?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #34 on:** Oct 14, 2008, 10:06:03 PM »

those are jewish girls. no latin girls. fuck no.

Derrick · « **Reply #35 on:** Oct 15, 2008, 06:40:00 AM »

I hear different, especially the Italian-Argentinians.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #36 on:** Oct 15, 2008, 09:26:34 AM »

if they were born in Argentina then they are argentinians. But no. I have many friends there and my cousin lives there too and she agreed with me. Maybe they get all whored up when they come I the states?

Derrick · « **Reply #37 on:** Oct 17, 2008, 07:47:21 PM »

Like I care one way or another.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #38 on:** Oct 18, 2008, 10:29:31 PM »

enough to mention it!

Derrick · « **Reply #39 on:** Oct 19, 2008, 02:16:38 AM »

No, I mean like I care if they come here with a love for anal or they gain it. As long as it's offered, then yes yes yes. DAME TU CULO, CHICA!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #40 on:** Nov 05, 2008, 10:25:45 AM »

haha we I hope I never hear that in Spanish . I went through enough trouble trying to keep my ex away from my ass. Every. Fucking. Day.

B E C K · « **Reply #41 on:** Nov 06, 2008, 12:08:01 AM »

Female IDE.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #42 on:** Nov 06, 2008, 08:02:53 AM »

Derrick · « **Reply #43 on:** Nov 06, 2008, 09:34:04 AM »

She means you're a slut.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #44 on:** Nov 06, 2008, 11:42:51 AM »

But IDE isn't a slut, because he's a man and men get to have all the sex they want.

Derrick · « **Reply #45 on:** Nov 06, 2008, 12:44:59 PM »

IDE is a slut, prove me wrong.

IDE · « **Reply #46 on:** Nov 06, 2008, 01:16:15 PM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Nov 06, 2008, 08:02:53 AM

??

I am on a never ending vigil to keep girls from putting their fingers in my ass.

Quote from: Derrick on Nov 06, 2008, 12:44:59 PM

IDE is a slut, prove me wrong.

I'm not sure if I'm in the slut bracket this year...

*crunches some numbers*

That was 2 in february...carry the 1...

Well what do ya know, according to the quarterlies I am a slut!

Champagne for everybody!

Derrick · « **Reply #47 on:** Nov 06, 2008, 01:20:44 PM »

MONEY CLOTHES! CARS AND HOES! THAT'S HOW ALL THE SLUUUUUUUUUUTS ROLL!!!

Cristal or bust.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #48 on:** Nov 06, 2008, 04:53:29 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Nov 06, 2008, 01:16:15 PM

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Nov 06, 2008, 08:02:53 AM
??

I am on a never ending vigil to keep girls from putting their fingers in my ass.

Why would any girl want to do that?! It's gross !!

Derrick · « **Reply #49 on:** Nov 07, 2008, 05:10:26 AM »

Yet it feels fucking amazing.

IDE · « **Reply #50 on:** Nov 07, 2008, 11:17:50 AM »

I see they've gotten to you already...

/bond music

/parachute off the roof of the building in a tuxedo

B E C K · « **Reply #51 on:** Nov 07, 2008, 12:38:49 PM »

...and straight into a giant ass.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #52 on:** Nov 07, 2008, 01:14:19 PM »

Parachute off the Eiffel Tower. If anyplace would have a giant "Ode To Goatse" sculpture, it would be Paris.

Rama · « **Reply #53 on:** Nov 07, 2008, 04:45:37 PM »

So wait.....IDE is Grace Jones?

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #54 on:** Nov 10, 2008, 09:38:12 AM »

No, but he stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.