Author Topic: sammy is coming to see me yaaaay! (Read 5650 times)

Faye Valentine · « **on:** Sep 18, 2008, 08:10:15 AM »

I'm going to try I get him wasted. Pics shall be posted soon

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #1 on:** Sep 18, 2008, 03:13:51 PM »

Pleeeeeeeeassse take compromising pictures of him!

Sam · « **Reply #2 on:** Sep 18, 2008, 03:59:48 PM »

Psht, for you, I'll take compromising pictures of myself. Any requests?

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #3 on:** Sep 18, 2008, 08:39:52 PM »

Yes: please don't pull a Shipley.

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** Sep 18, 2008, 10:17:58 PM »

Sammy... Davis Jr.?

Rama · « **Reply #5 on:** Sep 18, 2008, 10:48:40 PM »

Make sure to pack your taser Faye.

Max Con · « **Reply #6 on:** Sep 19, 2008, 05:58:47 AM »

Quote from: Rodent of Unusual Size on Sep 18, 2008, 08:39:52 PM

Yes: please don't pull a Shipley.

Seconded.

Derrick · « **Reply #7 on:** Sep 19, 2008, 06:13:49 AM »

*is confused*

Remember, Peruvian STDs are drug resistant.

Sam · « **Reply #8 on:** Sep 19, 2008, 09:21:00 AM »

Oh don't worry, Tom, as soon as I have a business trip to Florida I'll take a day to come visit you too.

Derrick · « **Reply #9 on:** Sep 19, 2008, 10:19:27 AM »

Um, why? o.O

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #10 on:** Sep 19, 2008, 12:44:43 PM »

@ Squirrel and thirded.

IDE · « **Reply #11 on:** Sep 19, 2008, 01:19:11 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Sep 19, 2008, 10:19:27 AM

Um, why? o.O

So he can pull a shipley on you.

What is pulling a shipley anyway?

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #12 on:** Sep 19, 2008, 01:31:28 PM »

That picture has to be on some old archive somewhere in all its turgid rosy-red glory....

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #13 on:** Sep 19, 2008, 05:07:41 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Sep 19, 2008, 06:13:49 AM

*is confused*

Remember, Peruvian STDs are drug resistant.

what the fuck dude, we are friends!

IDE · « **Reply #14 on:** Sep 19, 2008, 10:50:50 PM »

Tune in next week true believers, when we find out if our hero can escape from...THE FRIENDZONE!

Sam · « **Reply #15 on:** Sep 20, 2008, 12:16:54 AM »

Quote from: Derrick on Sep 19, 2008, 10:19:27 AM

Um, why? o.O

I think the answer is pretty obvious: to fuck you.

Rama · « **Reply #16 on:** Sep 20, 2008, 02:31:08 AM »

Quote from: IDE on Sep 19, 2008, 01:19:11 PM

Quote from: Derrick on Sep 19, 2008, 10:19:27 AM
Um, why? o.O

So he can pull a shipley on you.

What is pulling a shipley anyway?

Scanning your breaded member.

IDE · « **Reply #17 on:** Sep 20, 2008, 07:59:26 PM »

Breaded you say?

Rama · « **Reply #18 on:** Sep 21, 2008, 01:13:01 AM »

Long story. Had to be there.

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Sep 22, 2008, 02:07:34 PM »

Quote from: Sam on Sep 20, 2008, 12:16:54 AM

Quote from: Derrick on Sep 19, 2008, 10:19:27 AM
Um, why? o.O

I think the answer is pretty obvious: to fuck you.

Looks like Faye's Philly grog is at work already.

Derrick · « **Reply #20 on:** Sep 22, 2008, 05:04:58 PM »

MY ASS IS NOT FOR VIOLATION!

Merla · « **Reply #21 on:** Sep 22, 2008, 09:59:14 PM »

Long story short.

Zac Shipley scanned a certain body part. It was purple and smashed.

Around the same time Zac posted a picture of a Kentucky fried chicken head.

Later Merla opened a the fridge and there was some cr0n wrapped in foil but she thought breaded Shipley for some sick reason. I think Nuri still had a pic of the fridge and the stuff in it somewhere.

Max Con · « **Reply #22 on:** Sep 23, 2008, 04:39:54 AM »

Explaining completely destroys our rightfully entitled "har har, I've been here longer and know more of its history" snobbishness.

Derrick · « **Reply #23 on:** Sep 23, 2008, 09:24:02 AM »

o.o

No wonder Zach doesn't post here.

Sam · « **Reply #24 on:** Sep 23, 2008, 11:06:04 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Sep 22, 2008, 02:07:34 PM

Quote from: Sam on Sep 20, 2008, 12:16:54 AM
Quote from: Derrick on Sep 19, 2008, 10:19:27 AM
Um, why? o.O

I think the answer is pretty obvious: to fuck you.

Looks like Faye's Philly grog is at work already.

Looking at the time, I think I posted that while I was still in Milwaukee.

I flew to D.C. Saturday morning. Then I hopped on a bus to Philly, met Faye, saw some of the city, ate dinner, watched a movie, then went to sleep. Next morning I hopped on the bus, went back to D.C., then checked into the $400/night suite the lawfirm had me in. Then yesterday and today I sat in all-day meetings. Tonight I fly back to Milwaukee.

I hate business travel. The only thing that doesn't suck is the fact that they pay for my food and I rack up plenty of hours. I try to work in little mini-vacations in wherever possible to make them more bearable.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #25 on:** Sep 23, 2008, 12:47:36 PM »

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I hate business travel. The only thing that doesn't suck is the fact that they pay for my food and I rack up plenty of hours. I try to work in little mini-vacations in wherever possible to make them more bearable.

Thank you. Been to San Antonio three times for my company and have yet to make a trip where every second of my time other than sleeping or peeing isn't booked; otherwise, I would have snagged Nuri & Merla for a Riverwalk assault.

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Explaining completely destroys our rightfully entitled "har har, I've been here longer and know more of its history" snobbishness.

Ah, but we'll always have Paris & the side stories, like Nuri accusing Merla of bathtub frottage by tagging pumice stone residue as bits o' Zac.

Sam · « **Reply #26 on:** Sep 23, 2008, 12:56:26 PM »

Thankfully, I'm generally not expected to work weekends and nights, so I can generally fly in a few days early or out a few days late. My past three trips to D.C. I've ended up making side jaunts to New York, West Chester, and Philadelphia.

The firm also has offices in Boston, Brussels, Chicago, Detroit, Jacksonville, L.A., Miami, New York, Orlando, Silicon Valley, Shanghai, Tallahasee, Tampa, and Tokyo.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #27 on:** Sep 23, 2008, 01:07:29 PM »

Do Tokyo & Orlando for sure! My favorites have been Sacramento & Portland. We'd move to the NW in a heartbeat if offered.

B E C K · « **Reply #28 on:** Sep 24, 2008, 09:05:09 AM »

How was your visit with Faye? You'll all "met Faye" like it was nothing. Boo hoo.

Sam · « **Reply #29 on:** Sep 24, 2008, 09:41:40 AM »

Quote from: Bernie AKA on Sep 23, 2008, 01:07:29 PM

Do Tokyo & Orlando for sure! My favorites have been Sacramento & Portland. We'd move to the NW in a heartbeat if offered.

Well, unfortunately, just because we have offices there doesn't mean I can go there for something work related.

Quote from: B E C K on Sep 24, 2008, 09:05:09 AM

How was your visit with Faye? You'll all "met Faye" like it was nothing. Boo hoo.

Faye's skinny. And she hates women drivers. And has a fairly thick accent.