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Gustav is on the way!
« on: Aug 26, 2008, 03:55:22 PM »
Oil prices are already on the rise - fill up now! :scared: Time for the Spam and Bottled Water Destruction Derby in Houston stores!

This damn thing best not land on Monday.  If I'm going to have to stay late every day afterwards handling claims, I'd better get a day off out of the deal.  >:(
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Re: Gustav is on the way!
« Reply #1 on: Aug 27, 2008, 07:41:35 AM »
for some reason, when I hear gustav, i think 'mahler' and not 'hurricane'
Benjy, quit bellowing.

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Re: Gustav is on the way!
« Reply #2 on: Aug 27, 2008, 08:14:57 AM »
Wish they had named it Gustavus, as in the Baron Munchausen movie character that blew everything down.  ;D
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Re: Gustav is on the way!
« Reply #3 on: Aug 27, 2008, 08:16:18 AM »
hahaha. what will become of the baron?
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Re: Gustav is on the way!
« Reply #4 on: Aug 27, 2008, 05:09:11 PM »
:(

He's not coming here? Boooo.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
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Re: Gustav is on the way!
« Reply #5 on: Aug 28, 2008, 12:56:03 PM »
Not according to the Cone of Uncertainty.   :joe:

I think Baskin-Robbins shoud do a hurricane special called the Cone of Uncertainty whenever a storm gets into U.S. territory waters - for a dollar, the ice cream grunt closes his/her eyes and dives into the case with a scoop.
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Re: Gustav is on the way!
« Reply #6 on: Aug 28, 2008, 03:03:27 PM »
I'd buy that for a dollar!

People in the Meridian area have already bought up all the gas cans and bottled water, and all the hotels are "no vacancy" since we're a regular evac route for coasters.
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Re: Gustav is on the way!
« Reply #7 on: Aug 28, 2008, 08:49:51 PM »
Oil prices are already on the rise - fill up now! :scared: Time for the Spam and Bottled Water Destruction Derby in Houston stores!


I did!  $32 to fill up my Neon.




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Re: Gustav is on the way!
« Reply #8 on: Aug 28, 2008, 10:44:08 PM »
Gas was $3.299 early this week...now at the same place it's $3.599.  Plus, Labor Day weekend's always a bitch when it comes to gas prices, so this is like a double whammy.
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Re: Gustav is on the way!
« Reply #9 on: Aug 28, 2008, 11:54:48 PM »
I've been opening my window and blowing really hard to push this bad boy away.  It can't rain on Saturday.  Gustav, keep back!  Shit, rain like hell on Tuesday and give me an extra day's vacation.

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Re: Gustav is on the way!
« Reply #10 on: Aug 29, 2008, 08:40:09 AM »
yeah...ohio's pretty boring.  we had the remnants of fay yesterday, but that didn't amount to much more than a drizzle.
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Re: Gustav is on the way!
« Reply #11 on: Aug 29, 2008, 08:41:04 AM »
Normally we get out at 3 PM on a holiday weekend Friday, but today we have to stay and wrap everything up in plastic like that Twin Peaks chick.  :razz:
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Re: Gustav is on the way!
« Reply #12 on: Sep 03, 2008, 07:22:13 PM »
You guys need to send that damn hurricane this way. Until today we've been in the middle of a drought so bad, that the pond in front of my mom's trailer park, that used to be 6 feet deep, is now less than 6 inches deep. And I've NEVER seen the pond shrink that much! It sometimes goes down a foot, but never enough so you can see nearly the entire bottom.
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Re: Gustav is on the way!
« Reply #13 on: Sep 03, 2008, 09:45:45 PM »
Gustav narrowly missed where I live, but it's supposed to be heading northeast at some point.
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Re: Gustav is on the way!
« Reply #14 on: Sep 03, 2008, 10:15:53 PM »
Gustav gave me a delightful afternoon of cool temperatures and rain. I was able to open the windows and turn the AC off. It was nice.

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Re: Gustav is on the way!
« Reply #15 on: Sep 03, 2008, 11:02:22 PM »
HERE COMES HANNA! That fucking storm is dancing around Haiti. Oh, Ike and Josephine are coming too. I guess putting 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink really does offend God.
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Re: Gustav is on the way!
« Reply #16 on: Sep 04, 2008, 08:33:47 AM »
I think it was the total stranger on public transportation part that was frowned upon.  :)
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Re: Gustav is on the way!
« Reply #17 on: Sep 04, 2008, 10:29:58 AM »
Hey, the metrorail is packed with Latinas who are drunk beyond consent.
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Re: Gustav is on the way!
« Reply #18 on: Sep 04, 2008, 12:26:16 PM »
Gustav gave me a delightful afternoon of cool temperatures and rain. I was able to open the windows and turn the AC off. It was nice.

Here too.  The weather ushered in by Gustav gave me the best night's sleep I've had in months.  I love you, Gustav.

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Re: Gustav is on the way!
« Reply #19 on: Sep 04, 2008, 12:48:02 PM »
Don't know who's responsible for it today (Gustav, Ike, etc), but it was gorgeous and comparatively cool here at noon.  :)
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Re: Gustav is on the way!
« Reply #20 on: Sep 04, 2008, 06:18:47 PM »
Gustav gave me a delightful afternoon of cool temperatures and rain. I was able to open the windows and turn the AC off. It was nice.

Here too.  The weather ushered in by Gustav gave me the best night's sleep I've had in months.  I love you, Gustav.


Yesterday was great to clean, steam clean and reorganize a living room.  It sure felt nice walking outside to cool off.  Today has been rainy and gross though.
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Re: Gustav is on the way!
« Reply #21 on: Sep 04, 2008, 09:14:02 PM »
The most we got was spittle and some clouds.  They were talking about how it was going to rain but the rain never happened.  Not where I live.

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Re: Gustav is on the way!
« Reply #22 on: Sep 05, 2008, 10:56:28 PM »
Forget Gustav!  Ike is coming to wipe the foreign hordes out!!

The wrath of the thunder god descends upon this berg of shiftless unbelievers!  Lightning, rain, and wind shall grind this city's bones to dust!

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Re: Gustav is on the way!
« Reply #23 on: Sep 06, 2008, 01:22:48 AM »
Flordia can pull and Atlantis for all I care, as long as the price per gallon doesn't go up.
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Re: Gustav is on the way!
« Reply #24 on: Sep 06, 2008, 12:18:20 PM »
Forget Gustav!  Ike is coming to wipe the foreign hordes out!!

The wrath of the thunder god descends upon this berg of shiftless unbelievers!  Lightning, rain, and wind shall grind this city's bones to dust!


Get rid of all dem sinners!
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Re: Gustav is on the way!
« Reply #25 on: Sep 06, 2008, 01:00:33 PM »
Forget Gustav!  Ike is coming to wipe the foreign hordes out!!

The wrath of the thunder god descends upon this berg of shiftless unbelievers!  Lightning, rain, and wind shall grind this city's bones to dust!

Actually Ike's going to Cuba.
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Re: Gustav is on the way!
« Reply #26 on: Sep 06, 2008, 04:33:51 PM »
...where it will send the hordes floating to Florida or, as it has been renamed, New Cuba.

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Re: Gustav is on the way!
« Reply #27 on: Sep 06, 2008, 04:40:21 PM »
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Re: Gustav is on the way!
« Reply #28 on: Sep 06, 2008, 05:58:14 PM »
I suggest playing some Miami Sound Machine on a loop so you can better learn the native ways.

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Re: Gustav is on the way!
« Reply #29 on: Sep 06, 2008, 10:47:00 PM »
Watch the new episode of Dexter, leaked on the internet. Me and Kary agree that Dexter gets Miami right.
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